Rensselaer High School - Chaos Yearbook (Rensselaer, IN)

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THE CHAOS 21 Ferae Fenwick is to be a great actor. She is to be at her best in something humorous. Opal Fenwick, twin sister of the famous actor is to be the wife Of a noted author who attributes his success directly to his wife ' s inspir- ation. Cora Fosdick will be the publicity agent for the Ringling Bro ' s. Circus. Sam Grant is expected to be a wealthy florist, who claims his suc- cess to his lucky star. The wife of a world famous baritone is the role of Alice Galbraith. Her home will be in Rome. Italy. It is forecast that Walker Gilmore will be the president of the Labor Unions. Mildred Griffin is to be the proprietress of the Paris Hairdressing Shop in the Twin City district. Clarence Hensen is to be a well-to-do lawyer in Sitka. Alaska. Gaylord Humes is to be a prosperous fanner, with a nation-wide reputation for his farming ability. It is easy to see that Francis Hunt and Ruth Sage will be as one. The only exercise that Mr. Hunt takes is to show the kids at the old high school the little knack of shooting baskets. They tell that John Hopkins is going to be an educational expert. Jessie Holmes is to be the music instructor in a school for small children. Lawrence Hayes will be the first man to reach Mars, via airplane. John Kresler, it is said, will be a prominent lawyer, dealing with divorce -:ases especially. He will have had a great deal of experience along this line. Doris Larsh will be behind the back to nature movement, which will have such a strong grip on the Flapper Species. Alice Lang will have undertaken the task of making short people tall, and she will have great success. Carl Michaels and Mary May will be known as Mr. and Mrs. Mich- aels. Mr. Michaels will own the Central Sales Garage and Mrs. Mich- aels will be the leader of the Salvation Army. Olive McCurtain will be the wife of our Ambassador to France. Grace Potts is to be somebody ' s stenog in a pickle factory.

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20 THE CHAOS nttnr (ElaaB IJrapljerg There has been a question in the minds ot the Seniors and the rest of the school, including the faculty, as to what is to become of the notorious class of ' 23. The question has been debated pro and con, but was not decided until there was evidence of a strange visitation in the assembly room which was accompanied by a high wind. After the mysterious presence had passed the floor was found covered with scraps of yellow paper of many shapes and sizes. This was such an unusual situation that the papers were carefully collected and taken to the research laboratory where they were thoroughly scrutinized. They were found to contain valuable information as to the future of the Senior class. This is surely proof that the gods are interested in us. The papers are being preserved under glass and can be seen by any that doubt this story. An accurate copy of these words of wisdom follow: Mrs. Battleday, who is now Miss Gladys Bill, will live on a farm in the Gifford region. M. J. Brown will be the wife of the illustrious track coach at Sprint College. Lydia Cain will be an old maid and run a rooming house in North Rensselaer. Edward Cain is going to be a giant dairyman and practically con- trol the Dairyman ' s trust. Grace Campbell is destined to be the mother of a couple of famous football stars. Delia Amsler is going to be the hard working wife of one of our farmers. Harold Donnelly is a name that will be greatly respected. It will stand for all that is authority in the scientific world. Harold Fleming is to be the editor of a periodical devoted to Women ' s Fancies. It is foretold that David Fisher will run a soft drink place in New- land.

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22 THE CHAOS Max Pullins will have the greatest collection of antiques in the world. His home will be in Huntertown, Wisconsin. Gladys Price is to be a nurse in the Jasper County Hospital. Russell Paulus will be the father of a very large family, which he supports by writing sporting items for a large city daily. Riffia Potts will be a waiter in a certain well known cafe. Grace Augusta Phillips is to be the greatest gypsy dancer and for- tune teller in Jasper County. Harold Potts will be a muchly married man. His chief worry is his wife ' s tongue. James Rice is slated as a notorious underworld character. Keith Robison will have succumbed to the call of the west and returned there to live. Martha Rush is to be the society leader of Mt. Ayr. Her husband is going to be the minister there. Edna Schleman, our beloved librarian, will have accepted the posi- tion as head librarian of the Congressional Library. Iva Swartzell is to be head cook in the exclusive restaurant for multimillionairs at Richmond, W, Virginia. Cordelia Stockton will be the wife of Harold Sharp, the Jazz Dis- tiller and Radio Rex. Allen Somers is to be the dancing master in Monticello. There will be a Mrs. Gifford whom we know as Edna Smith. Raymond Tudor will have signed a three-year contract with the White Sox as a port sided pitcher. He is to get a cool fifty thousand a year! Francis Turner will have taken over his father ' s practice. Ruth Wortley will have been in the hospital for many months. She has had a very serious illness and fallen away until her friends can scarcely recognize her. Earl Wilcox will be the agriculture professor at Purdue. Mary Washburn will have devoted her life to public career as a defender of women ' s rights. . Josephine Washburn will be able to hold her audiences spellbound while she Angers the ivories of a piano. Paul Yeoman is marked as a circus entertainer.