Rensselaer High School - Chaos Yearbook (Rensselaer, IN)

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THE CHAOS 19 33. We will Edna Smith ' s round figure to Bean Kuboske. 34. We will and bequeath Gladys Bill ' s love ot Cicero to Reed Pennel. 35. We will Lawrence Hayes ' hatred (?) of the weaker sex to Butch Halsema. 36. We bequeath Francie Wood ' s ability as a bluffer to Blanche White. 37. We will and bequeath Mary May ' s King Tut jewelry to Geraldine Roth. 38. We will and bequeath Farmer Hunt ' s Consequence to Gin Kresler. 39. We devise and bequeath Carl Michaels ' athletic ability to Boob Karsten. 40. We devise and bequeath Doc Turfler ' s stately walk to Donald Rex Pullins. 41. We will Max Harry Pullin ' s quiet and attentive manners in the class room to Julia Randle. 42. We bequeath Hoppy Hopkins ' school spirit and all-around usefulness to Allen Parkinson. 43. We will Sam Grant ' s cheerful and generally commendable na- ture to Mary Bell Richards. 44. We do hereby expressly appoint the faculty as executors of our last will, with provision that this will be dealt with according to the aforesaid provisions. 3T

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18 THE CHAOS 13. We will and bequeath David Fisher ' s typing ability to Chester Wortley. 14. We will Ferae Fenwick ' s red hair to Genevieve Irwin. 15. We will and bequeath Gladys Price ' s gossipy loudness to Lib Kresler. 10. We bequeath Earl Wilcox ' s knowledge of farming to Bill Coch- ran. 17. We will Mildred Griffin ' s pull with Mr. House to Cecil Hooker. IS. We will and bequeath to Marjorie Sprague, Cora Fosdick ' s gig- gle. 19. We will and bequeath Slob Cain ' s speed to Flash Hudson. 20. We will, devise, and bequeath Delia Amsler ' s Meet me later look to Earl Sutherland. 21. We will Allen Somer ' s dancing ability to Ed Ramp. 22. We will and bequeath Doris Larsh ' s love for onions to Alice Potts. 23. We will Joe Washburn ' s womanly curiosity to Marthabell Gilmore. 24. We will and bequeath Mary Washburn ' s last word (in argufying) to Hammy Hammond. 25. We will and bequeath Harold Sharp ' s interest in school to Mary Graham. 26. We will and bequeath to Marvin Ihne. Raymond Tudor ' s list to the starboard. 27. We bequeath Alice Lang ' s lithe and fairy-like form to Ellen Kresler. 2S. We will and bequeath Grace Phillip ' s good nature to Rachel Stuart. 29. We will and bequeath Jessie Holmes ' Big Bass Voice to Paul Schafer. 30. We will and bequeath John Kresler ' s Curios in Monticello to the Field Museum. 31. We give and bequeath Newt Warren ' s stilts to Raymond Nesius. 32. We devise and bequeath Paul Yeoman ' s loose-jointed ears and trick necktie to Doc Swartzell.

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20 THE CHAOS nttnr (ElaaB IJrapljerg There has been a question in the minds ot the Seniors and the rest of the school, including the faculty, as to what is to become of the notorious class of ' 23. The question has been debated pro and con, but was not decided until there was evidence of a strange visitation in the assembly room which was accompanied by a high wind. After the mysterious presence had passed the floor was found covered with scraps of yellow paper of many shapes and sizes. This was such an unusual situation that the papers were carefully collected and taken to the research laboratory where they were thoroughly scrutinized. They were found to contain valuable information as to the future of the Senior class. This is surely proof that the gods are interested in us. The papers are being preserved under glass and can be seen by any that doubt this story. An accurate copy of these words of wisdom follow: Mrs. Battleday, who is now Miss Gladys Bill, will live on a farm in the Gifford region. M. J. Brown will be the wife of the illustrious track coach at Sprint College. Lydia Cain will be an old maid and run a rooming house in North Rensselaer. Edward Cain is going to be a giant dairyman and practically con- trol the Dairyman ' s trust. Grace Campbell is destined to be the mother of a couple of famous football stars. Delia Amsler is going to be the hard working wife of one of our farmers. Harold Donnelly is a name that will be greatly respected. It will stand for all that is authority in the scientific world. Harold Fleming is to be the editor of a periodical devoted to Women ' s Fancies. It is foretold that David Fisher will run a soft drink place in New- land.