Rensselaer High School - Chaos Yearbook (Rensselaer, IN)

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18 THE CHAOS 13. We will and bequeath David Fisher ' s typing ability to Chester Wortley. 14. We will Ferae Fenwick ' s red hair to Genevieve Irwin. 15. We will and bequeath Gladys Price ' s gossipy loudness to Lib Kresler. 10. We bequeath Earl Wilcox ' s knowledge of farming to Bill Coch- ran. 17. We will Mildred Griffin ' s pull with Mr. House to Cecil Hooker. IS. We will and bequeath to Marjorie Sprague, Cora Fosdick ' s gig- gle. 19. We will and bequeath Slob Cain ' s speed to Flash Hudson. 20. We will, devise, and bequeath Delia Amsler ' s Meet me later look to Earl Sutherland. 21. We will Allen Somer ' s dancing ability to Ed Ramp. 22. We will and bequeath Doris Larsh ' s love for onions to Alice Potts. 23. We will Joe Washburn ' s womanly curiosity to Marthabell Gilmore. 24. We will and bequeath Mary Washburn ' s last word (in argufying) to Hammy Hammond. 25. We will and bequeath Harold Sharp ' s interest in school to Mary Graham. 26. We will and bequeath to Marvin Ihne. Raymond Tudor ' s list to the starboard. 27. We bequeath Alice Lang ' s lithe and fairy-like form to Ellen Kresler. 2S. We will and bequeath Grace Phillip ' s good nature to Rachel Stuart. 29. We will and bequeath Jessie Holmes ' Big Bass Voice to Paul Schafer. 30. We will and bequeath John Kresler ' s Curios in Monticello to the Field Museum. 31. We give and bequeath Newt Warren ' s stilts to Raymond Nesius. 32. We devise and bequeath Paul Yeoman ' s loose-jointed ears and trick necktie to Doc Swartzell.

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THE CHAOS 17 ttttnr (Class Will We, the Senior class of R. H. S. ' 23, being of sound mind and under- standing, do hereby make our last will and give and bequeath our property in the following form and manner: 1. We will and bequeath Clarence Hansen ' s feminine selective pow- ers to Swede Bengston. 2. We give and bequeath Lydia Cain ' s housekeeping ability to Kate King. 3. We give, devise, will, and bequeath to Fat Reeves all of Ruth Wortley and Martha Rush ' s avoirdupois. 4. We bequeath Mary Jane Brown ' s ability to develop track stars to Kathryn Chapman. 5. We will and bequeath Alice Galbraith ' s garrulousness to Shorty May. 6. We devise and bequeath Grace Pott ' s altitude to Sheik Corn- well. 7. AVe will and bequeath James Rice ' s love of the teachers to Ike Leopold. S. We will Walker Gilmore ' s Steady ' ' to Red Ballinger and all other property in Remington to Skinny Grant. 9. We will and bequeath, at the special request of Harold Fleming, the editing of the Rensselaerien to Doc Hoover. 10. We will and bequeath Cord Stockton ' s steadfastness and faith- fulness to Gin Ross. 11. We will and bequeath Gaylord Humes ' reciting ability to Don Arnott. 12. We will and bequeath Ruth Sage ' s hold on Farmer Hunt to Elnora Wild.

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THE CHAOS 19 33. We will Edna Smith ' s round figure to Bean Kuboske. 34. We will and bequeath Gladys Bill ' s love ot Cicero to Reed Pennel. 35. We will Lawrence Hayes ' hatred (?) of the weaker sex to Butch Halsema. 36. We bequeath Francie Wood ' s ability as a bluffer to Blanche White. 37. We will and bequeath Mary May ' s King Tut jewelry to Geraldine Roth. 38. We will and bequeath Farmer Hunt ' s Consequence to Gin Kresler. 39. We devise and bequeath Carl Michaels ' athletic ability to Boob Karsten. 40. We devise and bequeath Doc Turfler ' s stately walk to Donald Rex Pullins. 41. We will Max Harry Pullin ' s quiet and attentive manners in the class room to Julia Randle. 42. We bequeath Hoppy Hopkins ' school spirit and all-around usefulness to Allen Parkinson. 43. We will Sam Grant ' s cheerful and generally commendable na- ture to Mary Bell Richards. 44. We do hereby expressly appoint the faculty as executors of our last will, with provision that this will be dealt with according to the aforesaid provisions. 3T