Remington High School - Mirror Yearbook (Remington, IN)

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SEE OUR CHOICE LINE OF STATIONERY ,SZ JC gl THE REXALL STORE S ,ll 38 WM. TOWNSEND AND SON Remington, Indiana HOME GROCERY The Home of Good Groceries You will find the lvcst livers in town and country among our satisfied anml regular cus- tumcrs. This is lmccausc wc handle the class ot goomls that is apprcciatecl lay that class of people :ind rc-mlm' Z1 grzulc of Service acceptable to thc-in. L'mnc in ancl sou for yourself. Anybofly's traclc, wlictlici' large or small apliwcciatc-il. H. R. MILNER Phone 45

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The Mirror 81 Il IIII I I I I III II III III I I aIIIIIIIImIIIIiI1I.II.Lmv,IIImIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I III IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII II II In 1 i1'1i..ILI'III Young Housewife- I want some shirts for my husband, size IS. Clerk- XYith starched cults? Mrs. XY. thorriliecll- Oh no, the doctor says he must avoid anything that has starch in it. 3 8 .4 'I hear they are eating crows in Germany. 'XYell, that is a good way for the wo I- h It p L to elp their country's caxvsf' 8 3 .4 XYhy did you snatch the lady's purse ? asked the Judge. Because, Your XYorship, I thought the change would do me good. .Sl .SC 3 li -I Generally speaking women are- Yes they are- Are what? Generally speaking. .3 JI 3 Manager- Thomas, you are discharged. Clerk- But I've done nothing sir: absolutely nothing. Manager- Exactly That's why you are d's h d. .3 JF .8 I don't think Miss Gibb will ever make 1 c arge a hit as a vocalist. She has a good voice. Yes, but she's got such a b 0, an that spoils the effect of her singing. .95 3 3 Darling, I cooked dinner for word about it. I would hav ig mouth that there's such an ech d you all myself, and you haven't said a e dearest, but you see, I hate always to be complaining. L93 .S J! Diner Qscanning bill of farej- I-Iave you frog legs? XYaitress- Uh no sir. I ' I' 'K ' ' f ua k this may because I have rheumatismf' JF at .Sl OUT OF LUCK IYifey-'lTomorrow is your birthday, dear, and I am going to stop at the jeweler's and buy you a present. Hubby- Get something cheap, dearest, I haven't paid for my last birth- day present yetf' Q93 25 .3 A passenger stooped and picked up a coin from the middle of the Hoor. Three of the other passengers eyed him with envy. IYhich of you people dropped a S5 gold piece ? I did,' yelled each of the three. XYell, said the finder to the man nearest him, here is a nickle of it. IIIIIIIIIIIII III IIIIII II I IIII I I I II IIII I I IIIII III I II