Reidland High School - Greyhound Yearbook (Paducah, KY)

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Prophecy Our reporfer. Jereffa Spees, has iusf informed us 'rhaf Norma Wilson, Barbara Pinson, and Shir- ley Wagar.+he long losf hermifs have been found. lf seems fhal' fhey have developed a phobia for meaf and people because fhey have furned vegefarian. Pafsy Gilliams and Mary Lillian Lamb wish fo ask you lisfeners if you have any informafion on fhe Capsule Case. If so, a SI I,O0O.5O reward will be given by fhe Rainbow Pills Company for any furfher clues. Do you see spofs before your eyes? If so. do 'rake Rainbow Pills and see fhem in fechnicolor. One by one fhe class of l953 have been giving fhemselves up. L Minnie Nolan and Marrelle Nolan Freels have jusf arrived from Chinaq Minnie is sfill looking for a man. lf worsf comes fo worsf she will 'rake fhe accused for a man. If hasn'+ come fo fhal yef, fhough. The F. B. l. Agenf, Francis Rogers, has iusf been called in fo solve fhe Capsule Case. Francis has iusf finished solving fhe case of fhe Missing Women. He found fhem righf where he leff rhem. Ghandi of fhe Deafh Valley has gone dry and he would have fo fake fhem wifhouf wafer. Junior-Junior- Junior- Manager of fhe Columbia Amusemenl' Company, Alice Ahleman, has iusf been accused of sfealing fhe Capsule Lunch. Her rnofive: The Columbia Theafer ran ouf of pop- corn. Teacher of Home Economics, Evalena Bufler, says only one fype of person could eaf a Capsule Lunch-fhe sfarving fype. Preacher Jakie Vaughn has given The aufhorifies anofher clue. Undoub+edly. if was someone seeking revenge, for revenge hafh an empfy s+omach. Anna Dean lrvan. presidenf of 'rhe Ladies Cooking Sociefy also has been excluded from suspicion because she eafs nofhing buf homemade foods. Thank goodness she doesn'f eaf whaf she cooks. The case is becoming so involved fhaf housewives Shirley Fowler, Margaref Spees. and Mrs. Paul Hawes, fhe former Carolyn Benneff, had fo leave fheir children fo help clear up fhe maffers. Shirley Nance, aufhor of Ask Me Anyfhing and I Can Tell You, has nofhing fo say concerning fhe Capsule Case. F L A S H ! The guilfy man has iusl been apprehended. Bobby Payne. superinfendenf of fhe counfy schools, who refused fo graduafe wifh fhe class of I953, influenced fheir graduafing class of I954 To sleal fhe Capsule Lunch as revenge on fhe class of l953. This has been fwo days of fhe very lafesf Confinenfal News broughf fo you by fhe Rainbow Pill Company. 1

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