Reidland High School - Greyhound Yearbook (Paducah, KY)

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Prophecy Ten years have passed. If is I963. F L A S H ! IMPORTANT Announcemenf! Mr. Leon Vancil, principal of Reidland High School, has iusf reporfed fhe fheff of his lunch. The 'rhieves are believed fo be members of his high school class of I953. Mr. Vancil says The Physics Class always was hungry. buf he didn'f believe fhey would sfay fhaf way for fen years. The D. A. Billy Esfes, and chief of police. Edward Schoborg, greafly known for his speed. say 'rhey'll nof leave a sfone unfurned fill fhey find fhe capsule lunch. Jumping info fheir modern ief planes D. A. Esfes and Chief Schoborg leff for Africa fo inferview and quesfion an adverfising agenf, Donald Carrigan, and Tom Shelfon. a well known phofographer. They couldn'f find fhem. however: if seems fhey gof losf in a parf of Africa known as The Dark Room. Defecfives Alice Cooper of fhe A. E. C. and Joan Jackson, whose husband is a member of fhe I953 class, who says, Friends, counfrymen and Kenfuckians. somebody musf have been hungry. Crime Docfor, James Rambo believes fhe mofive for fheff was encyphalomyleus lfranslafion un- knownl. His beaufiful nurse. Pafricia Culp. agreed wifh his diagnosis. Bofh are members of fhe said class. Mr. and Mrs. Billy Ray Reed lnee Sue Howardl have been released from suspicion because fhey own a resfauranf. Sue sings for enferfainmenf- Prices for Capsule Dinners are Reasonable. We inferrupf fhis program fo bring you a new clue on fhe Capsule Case. Sue Ramage, who is sole owner of fhe Worldly Food Fancy which adverfises fhe freshesf drugs and vifamins in The world, has jusf announced fhaf she believes she can help, due fo her knowledge of food. Senafor Redean Parsons has iusf been called in for quesfioning. lf looks serious because she is 'Rgofiafing wifh Presidenf Charles Moore on a bill for more food and less feud for her disfricf, in Mc- Cracken Counfy. Wifnesses Morficians Joann Milliken, Beffy Rogers, and Kafhrine Gilberf. fhe famous 'relevision sfar, have been called in fo 'resfify before fhe Grand Jury. The elecfrician. Hewell Smifh, has also been called in and will, wifhouf a doubt be fhe only live wire fhere. The fechnical side of fhe Capsule Case is being considered by Mafhemafician Walfer Chuck Ausfin. According fo his calculafions fhe answer is -2: minus fwo capsules for lunch. Assisfanf, Joann Tucker, affer many board meefings and clue snafchings, locafed Shirley Law- erence. She wasn'+ recognized because she wasn'f laughing. Lawyer for defense. Louise Querfermous. had fo posfpone fhe Grand Jury hearing because she is suffering from Likumerameusimo. a rare disease commonly associafed wifh confaminafed disinfecfanf. The Salvafion Army has losf 'rwo of ifs besf social workers. Peggy Rifchie and Joyce Elkins. They are bofh suffering from Malnufrifion because 'rhey gave all fheir pills fo fhe poor. This concludes our broadcasf for foday. This is Barbara Hayden reporfer on Food Affairs of fhe Confinenf. signing off. lNexf day on broadcasfl The Ford Mofor Company has shuf down fhe facfory because Richard Ramage, Vice President cannof be found. His secrefary, Anneffe Humphry, says she fhinks he gof a call for fhe fow fruck. Honorary Judge Emmanuel Reid has been faken 'ro fhe hospifal for freafmenf. lf is rumored fhaf fhe iudge is suffering from rickefs. Shirley Edwards. his nurse. says he is fhe worsf case she has ever had. lConfinued on page 62l .

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