Regis High School - Chi Rho Yearbook (Eau Claire, WI)

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IHL SHAMROLK Do you suppose lt escaped f1om tl1e Zoo? a B1anne1hasset chan1be1m11d 1sked nervously Isn t It funny ch1n1ed 111 2111011101 and then as an afte1thought tnnk t cute I dont sa1d MIIIHIG tl e cook stohd I th111k It 1s tl1e deyll t111t s wl1 It th1nk Sa1 1h was tl1e n1ost ll1lC,0lLCl1lLC1 1115, one eyel saw It was a good tlllllg that sl1e was not COllCC1t6d she would haxe swelled up and burst w1th p11de fl0Ill all the attent1on she w as gettmg She n1e1ely f11pped an ear qu1te coyly and wagged l1er somewhat cu11y ta1l 1n a f11endly 1nan11e1 though the DBISOHS plesent could llOt h ue mterpreted It that way She was 1ust a harmless old p1g lost and utte1ly bew11d ered but content that she had found f11ends E11 MIS Bl31lll91l1?lSS9tN aged 21111611 er appeared 011 the scene Xl hen l1e le 1111 hls leg and cackled 111 g9llLllll0 flee The more he thought the n1o1e he liughed untll Mrs B1anne1hasset llltflllllptefl 111m by excla1m1ng Why E11 what s so funny 'P Funny' c1ack1ed E11 Funny' V1 hy eve1yth1ng s funny You ye been e 1t1n tl1e hkes of th1s c1eatu1 1n mo1e w ays 111111 one SINCE you we1e kneehlgh tc ge hopper MIS Bl1nne1hasset y do t even know w hat It 1 He went off 1 1111 1n a gale of laughtel But 6X1Cl6llt1X N11 Blannerhasset dldll t th1nk 1t w ls 111111 lllf., E11 what do you mean g1sped Nlls Blannelhasset I mean began E11 eage1 to be an 1 former that f1om a c1eatu1 l1ke tl11s hyar you g1t po1k chops la1d b1co11 asts tenderloln E11 you are 1mpe1t1nent F01 th1s you w1ll be d1scharged f1om my 911100 W hat are you do1ng here 111 the nrst 1311007 Arent you supposed to be fe1t1l1x1ng the tul1ps'7 For that mattel mam what ale you 11011124 he1e7 E11 w s a Dl1X1l0g9d char 1cte1 111 the B1anne1hasset SQIXICC Wlth th1s pa1t1ng shot he hobbled off to attend to the poo1 tuhps w h1cl1 w e1e th1eaten111g to d1e f1on1 lack of food By the t1111e all I11sl1 DO1lC6lll'1ll w1th a sense of l1u1no1 a a111ple as 1115 w a1stl1ne 1C 1011611 tl1e spot C11N w e1e 1111ed up fo1 1 bloek on 6111161 slde of the 11611116 The occup 1nts of these xeh1e1es we1e mostly 1111108 'lhey Clilllfifl the11 necks to see 111111, w as gomg, on yet all the wh1le they st1oxe to n1 1111121111 the11 d1gn1t1 a11d arro 11 inee of beaung The pol1cen1a11 S0011 took eh ll ge of the C9119 a11d w 1th a few wo1ds sc1tte1ed tl1e people and took Sa1ah undel 111s wmg as lt V616 M1s B1Ul11G1ll2lSS9t o111y the11 1emen1be1 ed that she w as M1s 11lanne1hasset and w1th the 1eal11at1on e1n1e the 11l8X1t3bl6 11 1ughty CXDIQSSIOII H0111 by the people 1n l1e1 c1ste S ll 111 w ls 1mpl1cable to the soft w o1ds lllll l71E,dd11lgN of the despe1a1e I11sh cop She stood as 1f she we1e n1ade of son1e 1111161 of w ood st1ff and 1n1n1ob1le She gaye the 11T1D19C21l2lOl1S of tl1e QX3H1J9121tGd Ir1sh 111111 1 de 1f ea1 she would 1lOt budge I11 the C318 the1e was a good deal of smck Gllllg' be111nd paln1s at the 1ed faced sweat lllg' Iushman and 1119 fat old p1g Soon the I11shma11 despe1ate as to what to do, 19501 ted to what he thought the only NOll.lt1Ol1 that of Calllllg' up the Humane Soelety lNo soone1 111d l1e left to make the e111 th 111 Sa1al1 took he1se1f not w1th out dlgnlty f1on1 1116 1eg1on of hay oc Sl1e XXdl1ClGl6d a1n1less1y RCIOSS pelfect lawn tlnouffh g'211ClC11's and o11ce she am bled lll'1COI1C91116dlX 11110 tl1e n11dst of a f1sh1onab1e tea pa1ty gn en by the XVom an s Cl11b I11 a sp11t second the place was empty tl1e lad1es l1a11ng fled lll a nameless te1ro1 to the safe1 IGQIOHS of the house Plgs hate the l1eat and Sar1l1 was no e:1cept1o11 She resolx ed to cool 1191 self off 11111 ehose MIS Tootsles exqulslte fish pond 1s the most desnable place to re f1esl1 he1self VV1thout a b1t ot 1ega1d for iCont1nued on Page 375 1 1 1 1 s an ' . 4 ' . 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Sarah Debutante JOSEPH FIQHER 38 HE Faslnonable Llndale Avenue lo cated 1n o11e of Nexx York s most fas t1dl0l1S Slllllllbs xxas xv1de cool and bo1de1ed by 11111 111fice11t elms Set back from tl1e ax enue xx e1e the xast estates and p1lat1al 1QS1d0llC0s of lXexx Yorks most 1110213010115 lllfl succe sful IJLINIIIQSQ men Thc1e W ls about these 111 lllwl0llS SOI'f1Cth1llg 1loof yet 111x111nf L111d 1le Axenue h1d on e1tl1e1 s1dc blO 1d C0llClQtG xx 1lks upon xx h1Lll the 0CCLllJ1llts of the 111111810118 were xvo11t to st1oll 111 tl1e cool sh1de of the trees They xxould stl0ll 1101121 a1m IH arm that 18 thc Olflel people entertaln 1ng each Othbl xx 1th b11ght and sometlmes 1en11n1sccnt LOINL Nlt10l Occaslonally one could see 1 xx om 111 xvalklng along Wlth a dog usu 1llx one xx 1th 1 pedlglee xx hlch xvould t1ke 1 d1v to 1ead The Axenue xvas oftcn uscd lt nlght 01 IH early tYV1 llght by the fyOLlYl4 C1 2.,t,Il81'lt10Il Traffic on th1s st1eet xx 1s so111exxh1t 1CStl1Ct6d al though It tlmc thele xxere 1 number of xxhlch sl1d D1 t 1lmost nolselessly gulded by stxff fo1n1 1l ch lLlflGLlI'S O11 the p11t1cul1r d1y xxlth xvhlch our StOlX 18 concmncd llfls Blannelhasset so c11l el1tc 111fl xx1fe of lDI'0IT11I'1i-31112 New YOlh bIIlkCl xx ls 1etu1n111g f1om a xvalk She 1lxv1ys s11d that she lox ed to get out espe 11lly It thls t1me of the year e1rly Slll'Tl1TlCl M1s Ll1nne1h1sset xxas entlrely ab Olbed IH the beauty around her She xv IS 1I1tC1CStCd Ill bot111y and Loology 1n he1 oxx ll SllDf,lllL1ll xx ay 1nd as she xx alk ed 1long she plucked -1 blossom from an ON91 l1de11 smub close by Qhe ra1sed It to her nost11ls xvhllfed It da1nt1ly and closed he1 ey cs 1n the deep enjoyment of lts fr 1gr111ce When he opened he1 eyes she beheld 1 s1ght XVl'llCh 1111619 he1 stand speechless xvlth te11o1 Tl1e1e had come from beh1nd some tl11ck sh1ubbery a h1deous creature totally unfam1l1a1 to the ca1efully reared Mrs Bl1n11e1hasset It xx IS a plg although Mrs Blannerhassets knoxvledge dld not enable her to place the creature 1n 1ts proper category To her It 1epresented some horr1ble Cleatllle, such as she had read about 111 anclent Greek mythologx Its snout xv1s te111fy1ng, and xxhen lt flap ped 1ts ea1s s1n 1ll da1k eyes gleamed xx 1th appa1 ellt xxlckedness at he1 CFO1 conx e11 1ence xxe sh 1ll call thls plg S211 ah and sax that Sa1 1h xx as as ha1mless as a day ole klttf-311, Duung the fexx seconds th it M1 Blanne1hasset stood 11xeted to the spot actlonless and speechless th 16 ral th1ough her n11nd that 111 some old Book Cshe bel1exed It was the B1bleJ It Sald that Satan was able to take 011 va11ous forms and shapes so as to galn h1s mancl ous ends When the soc1al ellte of I lndale Ax enue recovered the use of her senses and mus cles she ran sh11ek1ng fL111OLlSly ac1 oss the laxvn of the Blannel hasset estate pleadmf fo1 help and uttering NV911d statements about the dexll IH the form of a h1deous lOOk1Hg' an1mal XV1HdOXVa of the m1ns1on xx ere soon dotted YV1th the axxe filled f1ces of the malds of the Blannerhasset house Upon reachmg the house M1s Blannel hasset fell S0bb11lg mto the a1n1s of hu husb1nd Pl unly she had hyste11cs A practlcal ma1d b1ougl1t the smelllng salts and applled then1 generously to the far from sxx 00I1ll1g n11st1ess A crowd xxas gathellllg' alound the strange an1mal xvhen Nil'-I Blmnerhasset ther practlcal natule havlng 1e1sse1ted 1tself and her lnterest ln voology haxmg come to the f1OlltJ 1etu1ned to tl1e vald xx 1th her ent11e 1et1nue of se1xf1nts There was a heated d1scuss1o11 1n prog 1ess and It augn1ented IH V0lll1llQ xx hen the ten VOICES of tl1e Blannc1h1sset se1xa11ts lent the11 excited ODIHIODS to tho e of the agltated xvatchels Mrs TOOtS19 asked the quest1on xvhlch confounded them all, 'What IS 1t O 0 7 4 1 N 7 4 1 1 W 7 ' 1 c 1 y ' 1. 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About To Graduate HELEN PATRIE 38 HE Thoughts that run through the m1nd of 1 scn1or to be graduated are not always the most pleasurable Par tlcularly do they not tend to buoy up the SDll1tS of one who hms spent all of her schooldays xt the same Alma Matel fNVl'11Cl'I 1n our case IS the school that IS known to us as Deal old St Pats J nor to one who has been practlcally brought wlth the same crowd of students The ldea of leavlng the ww ell loted school forevel puts one 1n such a puz Almg s1tuat1on that It 1 d1f'hcult to analyae To me every peuocl of the school day means that I am a llttle closel to the day when I shall no longer be 1 school gn yet I keep hur rylng along so that I mly see what exclte ment the next dmy w1ll brmg I even go so ffu may attend a long wlshqd for football or basketball game or mlxer Sometlmesl thlnk to myself that 1f I d fa1l 1n a subject or two I would be retalned for another year However after I thlnk the matter over I know that It would never do to graduate Wlth another class a class that means nothlng to me IH comparlson to my own Durmg the classes that one m1ght classlfy as dry I try to hurry thlngs untll I sadly real lZ9 that at the end of the perlod I w1ll be for ty mlnutes closer to the day when I w1ll leave the school whlch durlng so many years I have been learmng more and more to love and to ap preclate It IS hard to reallze Just what sort of feellng w1ll possess me as 1nto that entlrely new and untrled llfe my class mates and I shall march ms to wlsh for the week end 1n order that I to the strams of Pomp and Clrcumstance To Mother MARIE CHRISTIANSON 39 If I could wrlte my fondest thought And wr1te It just the ww ay I ought I d wrlte a word thats all pure gold That never does or can grow old There s not a word no not another That means so much 'ts Just thld Mothex Y l5 Gomg North DON HIRSCH 39 At the break of day I m start1ng North My dream accompllshed Ill be settlng forth Where the sllver streams are flowmg Where the northern llghts are glowlng Thats where Ill be golng Golng to the North where the lemdeer trod And the Heetfooted moose dlg up the sod Carefree and happy Ill travel along Golng to the Northlands the lands of song r J r A' C - '- . . . . c fi T , . rv V I . Y . , . . . n s Ls. n ' 5 . I . C v u 'fu' 1 l N . . I . n C n v. f L1 ku 2 kwc 1 1 . 7 . . 1 Y .V . . In k L A A, as , - aku , ' r ' ' fy 0 ' an 'i' f ' r - - r x L ups: , . . , K6 77 . . 7 v y v , . . , . v . . l ' 0 n ' L S 1 C 7 u ' . . T a n C o f ,I a l 11- , - . . , r r 1 C . N . , . .. Z I c 4' ' ' 2 . . . . ' 7' Q' c ' Y T -, ' ' cn ' as it ' 1 - ' . 4 1 , 1 Y , . , . , . Q . . . Y . - s . Y , 1 ' 9, y, ' 7 J' ' ' - . 9 y . . 6 . T. ! - ' r 9 . . r x k Ck . n 1' a . I 7 y .