Regis High School - Chi Rho Yearbook (Eau Claire, WI)

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THE SHAMROCK What Have Yau? Gewlf Eldrzdge 38 Now don t get exalted Im not collectlnff stamps I lust new er haue had that fewer Maybe you don t feel as I do but I have al wa3s thought that thls hablt and vou cer talnly can C111 It a hablt was qulte bGSld6 the polnt And. I can hear the crltlclsm falllng about my ea s now because It IS at thls crucla' moment that I am about to dn ulge the char a tel and the name of what I enjoy collect lng Xou see ln my Xery own room QI say that because my mother wont let me ke 2 them anyw here elsel I happen to have three shelx es and two tables cox ered wlth my par-. lcular passlon Some of the artlcles a e llttle a few of them are large Two of them go ln couples tlust llke som people I know ln the Junlor classl and another one tthat I got from SUDGTIOTJ hangs on a perch' Hate I wont tell you elther But I wlll desc lhe It some more lf vou llke It was aftel the very heated campalgn fDOl1tlC2lIJ that I add ed some llttle elephants That was lust to be falr You know how It IS don t you? And of course you won t has e to look x erv hard to see the five Ol SIX donkeys that ale scattered ox er the Whole lavoutl Say do you go ln for swlng bands llke I do 7 Well I ee th t w have pretty much the same conreptlon of what 19 good entertaln ment I lllte them so mucn that I lmported one from the CIIIQS Of course mlne IS com posed of smflll chlcken fel en the leader? but they Sult mv DUIDOQ6 because they take up such a llttlc blt of loom on the top of my tlnle t shelf I ex en have a drummer tNewer mlnd Wlllle he doesnt need ally lessons He s got plenty of rhytnml Speaklng of CIFLIIIIQ make me thlnk of wars and wars make me thlnk of the all lmportant auestlon of todav namely that of re armament and re armament makes me 16 thlnk of soldlers All thls IS of course lead 11'l0' up to the helf that 19 dex oted entl ely to tho e pol tlons ofthe army that sl e known to ex ery day cltlzens as the lnfantry and can al fto say nothlng of the Texas Ran gers J Each one has 1tS representatlx e Slt tlllg on the second shelf of my smallest what not 'lhe soldlcr from the lnfantry seems o have been ln the CIVII War He must hax e been ln the Confederate A1 my because he IS ll dressed ln blue tAlso beeau e he IS verv battered up looklng J After all thl talk of war our mlnds natur ally turn to peace do they not? And what IQ '1 more pelttct plcture of peace than that of graceful ss ans floatlng slowly and ma lestlcallx os er -1 rlppl d clear blue pond that IS sh lte ed bv waxlng palm trees? Then a d a lntlnv Japanese lady strummlnv her man dolln lIlWI1 't hate you? A WHAT NOT .SHFI If V After Five Years John Calpentel 3 After my slllp comes ln I want to haxe s l en tles one to wear each day of the w eek x lth the b lghte t colors that de gners com lllne B1lf,I1tIlG9 gn e me a conflden e ln my self I fcel th It part of a young man s ward lobe el en when tlme has left IIS marks on lllm should be composed wlth H109 tles I w ant or I should say I must learn to put my f ther s car ln the garage wlthout mak ng the tende s look hke a dllapldated ac cordlon Sorle d'1V I want to sec a plcture of Adolph 'Iltler wlthout hls mustache I would llke to have one of Al Smlths derb e and one of Hallle Qelassle s umbre' as I want to know the X O1C6 of Experlence 'md then be an advlser to the members of a Lonely Heart club Of course I don t want to h me any actlle part ln thelr correspon dence but I would llke to have the maldens and he bachelors of the world get a break . if A V, A I' p , . . . - . - . . 1 , 4 . , ,, , sl . . f ll l S ' . ' ' ,, ' ' y 4 ' ' l U' l v - 1 ' 7 ' V, , 97 ' CC , Q ' O ly , . ' . 4 I ' . l I 7' ' . ns - - v - 7 ' I , c ' ' as , o 1 I K - 7 Y ' A' - . a I . , , V 99 W A c 1 L- 4- - ' ' ' v , lf C n . ' . , ' . . . - a A . l 1 S I . . . . -I . ' Y. K, - 1 . 1 L I 1 'fr ' - ., , C . 1 1 - , Y , . c ' 7 ' . Y ' 1 a - 9 Y I, g 'A 5 ' 7 . Y ' , eg . ,Y , I 1 x, r 5. x , L - y X . . . 3 I F . .MI I 4. k. Q , ' .' 4, . v A , 1 l - . - , -A . fc . 9 - 1' V , Q . . t f K . - , A A - N 17 Y 17 ' ' ' .- . sa lx P ' ' ' n li 1 lu Y VY 1 . . . Q V 1 1 1 , X' ,J ,I I , v r ' A - 4 ' ' -Y f you guessed yet? You 'hay en t! VS ell, then . . . ,. , 1 0 ' v Y- f O. . . Q , . . . 1 V 4 I , 9 . - - . . . ' U . ' ' 77 v - 1 , c ' Q - - W . re ' . , . - A V f, - - - v 1 lr' Q oi ' . , 1 ., . , A .. . , . n u , v - , . ' L ' Q ' - 7 v I , Y A , . K , . . X z O - 1 V 4 7. . . . Y. . , L , , . . Y t . . , a fe I y . I , - - - Ia. - K Y . L - I . . IT v -, ' ' , . 1 , , I V . - . . , A ' L V , I - ' 1 ' c v ' A. 1. I , ' A L 4 ll 5 . , 1 u V v I A v . V x . 0 Y . v . , l. ,l , l . . . . . , . s . ' ' . l t I. ll .. v ' , ' ' 7 I ' A , as 7 ' , ' n ' N l ' 9 a , l . . I K 1 . v N - u , U x , .3 , . I f v ' ' , l f v ' 1 ' ' - 9 K t . . F ' ' Q .. l , f 9 1 ' 1 4 as n - , , - X 1 L - ' . .

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Sports and Sportsman OOD sportsmanshlp IS an asset to every 1nd1v1dual and should be prac tlced by everyone Th1s IS exactly what young Ethelbert Hazelton Wmter bottom practlced on the gym floor one even 1ng QSO he thought J The regular player at forward was 1ll wlth lnfluenza and the coach put Ethelbert Hazel ton Wmterbottom 1n hls place Now Ethel Anna MHFIS Fesenmaler, 39 be done about lt He grabbed the ball at an opportune moment drlbbled down the floor wove 1n and out paused a fractlon of a second almed and the score became 20 to 18 The opposltlon took tlme out, for whlch E H W was grateful After belng slapped on the back a number of tlmes he began to feel queer Nervousness thats what It was' The tlme per1od was over and the other team bert was a tlmld lad and became so nervous at tlmes that he was llkely to do anythlng But Bert1e as he was called was a good sport and there was no one else to fill the vacancy At elght thlrty that evenlnff Mr Ethelbert Harelton Wlnterbottom ma ma s prrde and Joy was standlng ner xouslv on one foot and then the other awa1t1ng hls turn to shoot Mlss d again H1s alm was very poor Thls fact a long wltnh the 1dea of playlng ln a reg Offerlng erccuses for losmg to a rlval polnts to your mferxorlty Vwgmw Cosy,-We Sometlmes It IS wlser thou h not easler to accept the domlneermg attltude of another M Craenwr In the xx olld of sports today a poor lo cr IS like a disease No man wants to hav anythmg M Flynn Be a good sport' Get behlnd vour clubs and schools movements Its a good w'1y to show whether you have any spoxtmg blood ln Y0u P Gfzlboy to do wlth hlm Thus you see sportsmanshlp IS a sort of maklng of hls character before a game or a career D Kaujmnmn Remember lf the fellow 'ilttlllg next to you ha a rebuk for everyone of the players don t feel sorry for hlm because he may be the coach and that IS hls busmess W Keegan He fa good sportj wlll never have leason to tight because he wxll have no enemies F Hahn had a delayed free 'throw Score 20 19 The opposmg' guard fumbled and E H W recovered only to hear a rasp mg volce say Glm me the ball Sonny Now as I have sa1d before E H W when excxted would do anythlng anyone told h1m to so he sa1d Yes slr and oblxgmgly gave the ball to the other chap who made the score 21 20 at whlch po1nt the game end ed ln favor of the oppos1t1on Let It nex er be sa1d that frall llttle Ethelbert Hazelton ular pos1t1on d1d not calm our hero s fears The wh1stle blew and the game was on The opposlng team was a tough one and not easlly beaten They were tall burly fellows wxth an eye for the basket Bert1e s adam s apple made the well known leap as he slzed up h1s man mountam guard But Bert1e saw as the game progressed that the team was not as quxck and alert as they mlght have been Thls calmed h1m down somewhat though the score alu ays seemed very close Both teams were battlmg hard as the final quarter was called The score was tled at ewhteen all and M Wmterbottom real17ed that somethlng should 15 Wlnterbottom wasn t a good sport for dldn t he obllge a fellow sportsman? Be a Good Sport Patmcm Johnson 37 There 19 no one so unpopular as the poor sport Do not be one of those glrls who goes on a hlke wearing three lnch heels and then sneaks down before the destmatlon IS reach ed Do not be one of those boys who never keeps an appolntment A good sport never sneaks on date for a better one A good sport does not ulk when he loses and does not become concelted when he wlns The world lox es a good sport . . 1 N , X - . 4, -' X - - IJ I, 4 . . , . . . 6. . . . , , , , A , A y . ,, . . . . ' l ' 7 ' ' v 1 ' . u , , , . - , , Y I - - ' - I ' . ' I . ' I U D n I v I. L .l . U. , I g . y 1 ' . . N . 7 ' y - . M 1 . ' ' s ' y - ' . , u I 1 . , ' ! u 1 ' v I ca ' ' A 4 , ' ' 3 ' . . ' If ' VY ' y ' . . . 7 7 v , - - , good wlll that an athlete ha.s. He places the ' ' . , I , . . 1 ' ' . . ' Y Q Q 1 0 . , . , , . s 'o 1 . , - . ' . . . . I ' . 1. - , Q I Q ' ' , I . , .. c , U ' K c . 7 . 1 I 0 Q 5 - - - 9 ' 9 ' n . .. , ' A n A . . If , , l X ' w f-W -' A of - f- ! 1- --fi . as ' 9 n ' ' , ' 9 , ' - T L . . . R Q . K D F u ' ' 7 ', v n . . ' , , K' 1 L ' ' - r. . , .1 A- ' ' , . D , , . .. - . ' 2 . , Q

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R HAWKINS was fat bald very pudgy and fifty seven years old He hved ln a bachelor apartment ln a Club Hls valet was an extreme Engllsh man who was always bemg fired by Mr Haw kms He would always call Rlchgood mto the s1tt1ng room and say You may go today Yes Mr Hawkms but what have I done that IS wrong? I ll tell you some other tlme don t bother me now and lf you don t have a decent d1n ner tonlght I ll fire you wxthout a recommen datlon You have done nothmg to be recom mended for A few days later somethmg came mto hls llfe whleh was strange to h1m It was love at first Slght Who? Well It was a xery athletlc and beautlful young woman Thls IS how It happened M Haw kms was walk 1ng along Broadway Suddenly a tax1 knock ed h1m to the pavement and he lay puffing and blow 1ng because he was too exhausted to at h1m He looked up and mto the face of a very beautlful young ladv and lmmedlately he sank back to the pavement badly wound ed But do not worry my frlends It was only hls heart Are you hurt? Can I help you? she ln qulred Ah er no I m not hurt thank you With these words he got up from the pave ment and started to brush off hls clothmg Suddenly the wlnd blew the hat away and the young lady pursued It and returned It to h1m He thanked her and walked away ln a daze not knowmg where he was headed for Then he saw her gomg 1nto the Van Snob Manslon Ah' that meant that she was the Van Snobs debutante daughter a perfect match for h1m The next moxnlng wh1le taklng a walk he met her spoke to her and passed on The mormng after he met her ln the park and accompanled her on a short stroll through 17 Married Yesterday? Betty Re1dy 39 the park Thls strange courtshlp the was the only one that thought of lt as a court shlpj went on for two weeks One mght after he had been slttmg before the fireplace dreammg of her he saw her from hls Wm dow gomg down the street RlChgO0d hls valet was at her slde Jealousy at once found 1ts way mto hxs heart He asked the elevator boy where Rlchgood was gomg The boy re phed that he was gomg to a dance Now was the tlme declded Mr Hawkms to ask her mother lf he could have her hand 1n marrlage On the followlng afternoon he approached the Van Snob s mans1on H 1ang the doorbell and was greeted by a very efliclent butler who asked h1m to state h1S name and hlS buslness Mr Hawkms at once told h1m then the butler conducted h1m IHIO the llV1lIg' room where he sald Mr and Mrs Van Snob were talkmg After saylng th1s he left Mr Hawkms to thelr mercy Into the room went Mr Hawkms and look Oh' Mr Hawkms I m so pleased to meet you Permlt me to mtroduce my daughter W1lhelm1na Then a young scrawny lady entered the room She dld not meet his approval What s th1s shouted Mr Hawkms almost topplmg over backwards whlle they stared at h1m as f he were mad How many of them are there e I mean how manv daughters have you? One exclalmed Mrs Van Snob lmmedl ately freezlng up Is th1s a Joke? Where IS the other young ladv Marle? What do you mean slr? demanded Mrs X n Snob Just then a mald came to the door and sald D1d you rlng' Ma am? Good Heavens Y There stood Marle the beautlful ,yol ng 'ldy lContmued on Page 383 cc . J I ' 7 0 U U , . 3 y . I 1 . , ' 1 - Q ' . - ' , I J - . , , I ' ' KK 77 c Y ' I u H I . . . 1 ' 1 ' - n N ' ' - K6 1 ' . 9 U I , Y . , . . . . y ' D - y . , . - V . K . . . - . - , Y, 7 ' e ' ' 1 ' ' ' . . . . . , . ' l Q . . I - , ' ' l Y, Y ' - 9 . . . .N N y . . 7. I l . - get up. Suddenly he felt some one tugging ed for the two ladies. ' . , ' cc ' v l u n . . , . 1 A . ' ' r , , - - . . ,, ' 7 ' Y . ' ' ' ss ' , 9 u . un ' - . ,J . ' I l , u I , . u 1 as - 9 W J 9 ' 2 . . , V - sc . . W ry 1 ' ' x 9' ' ! as n - . . . . , , - . . , , . . U ' ' - I . . . ' n . ' ' ' . 7 - f ff ' !! . . 9 ' a - ' 1 ra . Y ' . . . ' u ' ' 9 gp 9 ' Y ' , , , . . . ' A . 7 . ' l ' L .