Regina Collegiate Institute - Souvenir Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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Many a kid has made a goat of his father. Here lies the body of Marjory Jones, Resting under these polished stones, Her name was Brown instead of Jones But Brown wonlt rhyme with polished stones ' And she won't know if its Brown or J ones! POME He flunked in Latin, failed in French We heard him sadly hiss, 'fI'd like to find the guy who said: That ignorance is bliss. G. R. D. He scans the corridors with eagle eye, The miscreant to find, And sweeps the halls of Fame With haughty mien and military stride: The iirsts and seconds in a mad stampede, i Race to their forms. I trow There never was a man who terrified These varlets so. A cigarette, a chew, a pack of cards, Are deadly things to hold, As every Senior knows Cat least, So I've been told.j T The flapper with the lip-stick steals away, and hides Behind her book When he appears, for well she knows he'd Kill her with a look! The gay young ladies and the gallants bold, Who shake a wicked foot, All swear anew and resolutions make, t Their thoughts in books to put, For when he's on the war-path, - Then even you will find The gay two thousand R.C.l.'s To studies are inclined. A double row he's said to hoe, And double eyesight claim, To watch us all and keep us straight, In these dread Halls of Fame. 90

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She' d giggle. If Gabriel's Trump should bring time to an end, She' d giggle. If up to the great judgment bar she were led To list to her fate with the quick and the dead, She'd think it was funny and shake her foollhead And giggle. gl 9 f f K I 52 Q ld.. ... .551- T, x gil., 4 x7 f'Q,tV i s ig' tg! ' Q w hi A if 45' ' Thom's reserved seat at a basketball game Mr Serimgeour' Wh did 't . . . y n you come to class today? YO . d . .. ,, u misse my class on append1e1t1s. Fresh Young Thing: Uh, I am tired f th o ese organ reeitalsf Mr. King: Give a famous saying that a Well known general said on his retreat from the battlefield. C. Gorrell: You chase me now. The other day as Kell l M - C.. , y anc atheson were going home from sohool a tele hone ost fell on them inning them to the P 7 P is ground. Kelly Cto passer-b D: HH h Postmaster. y ey, t ere-Please run and get the Passer-by: What on earth do you Want him for? Kelly: To take this post offusf' Miss MacMillan: Take this sentence: 'Let tho eow be t k. ' ' a en out of the lot. What mood? Fred Howe.: The cow. 89 7

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HORACE'S HOUSEHOLD HELPS 2 lbs. raisins ' 2 yeast cakes Mix thoroughly and letqstand for six weeks. 7M potatoes K This is a very nice recipe, which should not 3 cups sugar prove fatal to more than six persons. 1 qt. Water ff 'f X --E ' ' 'KNENNNXAQ V ' W A W? f X X VV? I 57 I 1 '1 6, l sxil ltr ' .l fi l WNW. 'l ff ' I ig T' A T f i In lL ' - X22 r il' ,. C-. ,.-- .iiilf- ' . .. fgbfhf ' 4' Gl'.- Q f 1-X' -1. -L - 3 ,Z f,,c,.- ' 2- E , 14' f What Rugby Did-Dojack tackling a trolley CWe are not responsible for this, but We hate to leave this space blank.-Ed.D WHEN OUR HOLIDAYS COME AROUND When holidays come round each year, ' For couple of months or so The students sadly shake their heads And say we hate to go, And leave old R.C.I. so dear, We love our teachers so. And when it's time for school again, And holidays are o'erg We find with great delight That We love school days more and more. For We do so love our teachers In that good old R.C.I. Because they never say cross Words, The Which might make us cry. So teachers dears take my advice And try and mend your Ways, If you Want us little children To enjoy our holidays. 91