Regina Collegiate Institute - Souvenir Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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She' d giggle. If Gabriel's Trump should bring time to an end, She' d giggle. If up to the great judgment bar she were led To list to her fate with the quick and the dead, She'd think it was funny and shake her foollhead And giggle. gl 9 f f K I 52 Q ld.. ... .551- T, x gil., 4 x7 f'Q,tV i s ig' tg! ' Q w hi A if 45' ' Thom's reserved seat at a basketball game Mr Serimgeour' Wh did 't . . . y n you come to class today? YO . d . .. ,, u misse my class on append1e1t1s. Fresh Young Thing: Uh, I am tired f th o ese organ reeitalsf Mr. King: Give a famous saying that a Well known general said on his retreat from the battlefield. C. Gorrell: You chase me now. The other day as Kell l M - C.. , y anc atheson were going home from sohool a tele hone ost fell on them inning them to the P 7 P is ground. Kelly Cto passer-b D: HH h Postmaster. y ey, t ere-Please run and get the Passer-by: What on earth do you Want him for? Kelly: To take this post offusf' Miss MacMillan: Take this sentence: 'Let tho eow be t k. ' ' a en out of the lot. What mood? Fred Howe.: The cow. 89 7

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What triumph! Hark!-What Pain! O! Wanderer from behind the stove, U Still singing ditties in a high pitched key, Your wild, wild paeans don't with me agree: ' I long for death. And can this fragrant lawn, With its cool trees, and night, And the sweet smelling Wascana And moonshine, and the dew To my wracked brain afford no balm! Thou dost tonight behold Through the thick rain of boots and brick, The unfriendly homes. Thou dost once more resume Thy fight and again the cry, Gf love and hate, triumph and agony, Resounds-again I hear it and again! Perpetual yowling- Eternal Pain! . QWith apologies to Mathew Arnoldj Van-Do you think that a boy should propose' to a girl on his knees? p Miss Reekic-Well, if he doesn't, she should get off at once. ' THE GIGGLING GIRL Clst-year damsels please noteb i If you tell her she's modest, or tell her she's vain, She'll, giggle, She heeds not the fact that it gives you pain- That giggle. Though you may address her in serious key, Make speech that presents no occasion for glee Or even for smiling, her answer will be A giggle. She runs to the door when her Chawley boy rings And giggles. While helping him take off his cold winter things She giggles. When seated for sparking within the bright rays Of twenty per coal of the grate's cheery gaze She answers the sugary things that he says With giggles. If called to the bier of a dead, silent friend, 88

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Many a kid has made a goat of his father. Here lies the body of Marjory Jones, Resting under these polished stones, Her name was Brown instead of Jones But Brown wonlt rhyme with polished stones ' And she won't know if its Brown or J ones! POME He flunked in Latin, failed in French We heard him sadly hiss, 'fI'd like to find the guy who said: That ignorance is bliss. G. R. D. He scans the corridors with eagle eye, The miscreant to find, And sweeps the halls of Fame With haughty mien and military stride: The iirsts and seconds in a mad stampede, i Race to their forms. I trow There never was a man who terrified These varlets so. A cigarette, a chew, a pack of cards, Are deadly things to hold, As every Senior knows Cat least, So I've been told.j T The flapper with the lip-stick steals away, and hides Behind her book When he appears, for well she knows he'd Kill her with a look! The gay young ladies and the gallants bold, Who shake a wicked foot, All swear anew and resolutions make, t Their thoughts in books to put, For when he's on the war-path, - Then even you will find The gay two thousand R.C.l.'s To studies are inclined. A double row he's said to hoe, And double eyesight claim, To watch us all and keep us straight, In these dread Halls of Fame. 90