Regina Collegiate Institute - Souvenir Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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. -HER PHOTOGRAPH Only a photograph! But to me more dear Than all the costly portraits that adorned And beautified my room. Those eyes could surely speak, So wondrous full they seemed. Wh61'6,0T I moved They followed me. That face was beautiful beyond compare. What cared I for ancient steel engravings? They were naught to me Beside that photograph. It occupied the foremost place alike In my chamber and my heart. That mouthg ah! often had I seen The perfect bow it formed. Those ripe red lips were just as I last saw them. Nay, friends, perhaps you smile, but many a time I thanked the artist's skill, . The photographer's touch. To me their art was worth, , Untold remuneration. You ask me why was this? . I'l1 tell you. Itls all I've left. The other fellow got her! cd-I :-A .p- --QL-d o y J i i ff .- , f... i . ff ' Hgrifi gfs W I P . 21 e -' e r r 5'.W3V'E'. ' X I m B W X-47 2.9 g I3-3 T-9.4 A 50UTH?ouND COLLEGE LINE - f F Il 1.-L 1 T WANT ADS. Baby Carriage-At once. Must be in good condition.-J. E. Campbell, Esq., R.O.I. . 85

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Wlieii the jury in a WCSbC1'I1 court found the accused guilty of the crime charged, the prisoner rose in the dock and dramatic- ally exclaimed: May Heaven strike me dead if I am guilty. The judge waited a few minutes, and then said: Prisoner at the bar, since Providence has not seen fit to interfere, the sentence of the court will now be pronounced. JULIUS SNEEZER: Act 76, Scene 32. Anthony enters on left. Cassius enters in great haste and excitement. Anthony: 'fBy the Fates, Cassius, why are thou beside thyself?,' . A Cassius: Sir, delay me not. My mother-in-law hath eaten too heartily of the cucumber and is ill. I muslt away. Anthony: Seekest thou a doctor of medicine? I Cassius: Nay, nay, my lord, I seek more cucumbers. ff! ?? F '? Q is MYSTERY 3lue green the moon shone On her gloomy hair I lay at her feet Night Late night Dark night I threw my soul to her My heart I laid Low-on the ground Egypt .JOVC Mystery Eternity All this I breathed To her She rose 'fVVhere is my powder puff? My soul returned I picked up. my heart I said+ Let's go! 84

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Cats, Lizards, Frogs-Dead or alive-Hettle dz Skelton, Biology Lab., R.C.I. 1 Box Chalk-Students, R.C.I. Safety Razor-With Blade. Cash down, or would give mechani- cal toy as part payment.-Stuart Thom, IV B., R.C.I. The Lost Chord-Elgar Glee Club. Office Boy-Must carry accident insurance policy.-Lyrc Pub. Co., R.C.I. Wanted-Reliable freckle lotion. Must be cheap.-S. Carpenter, IV A. At Once-Mainspring for Ford automobile.-Roy Johnson, III A. Smackless Chewing Gum-Must be absolutely silent. Spearmint preferred.-Isobel Welsh, III A. r Attention-Young man desires one of new black collars 'immedi- ately. Must be good fit.-Edwin Ritchie, III D. Toy Steam Engine-One with big smoke stack and loud whistle.- Jack McCallum, IV B. Yaa-aas, there is a rumor that Mr. Sloan and Mr. Holmes intend taking a post-mortem course after exams are over. rg. Q3 'wil'- E! FOR GOOD LOOKING GIRLS ONLY U 'noX exem I Ji peqieouoo os eq fhuplnom I AS IT WAS IN THE BEGINNING, IS NOW, ETC. What! You haven't a text-book? And how long have you been without one, John? Two weeks. Well! And how in the world did you get along without one, John? You borrowed one! Well! And when do you intend getting one, John? Well, a word to the wise is sufficient. The idea of a boy in your standing without a book! You're the last person in this class who ought to be without a text, to say the least. WELL! Borrow one from Kenneth and proceed, John. Yes, you may do numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11, John. CFive minutes laterb WHAT! You say brown is a verb? Why, whoever heard of Such a thing! Brown a verb! We might expect that from a S6