Regina Collegiate Institute - Souvenir Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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Your Gun. Hero trembles slightly, love-light fades from his eyes. Curses long and bitterly once more, registering disgust. Takes stick of Spearmint and grinds it savagely between his strong white teeth. A door opens , hero retreats rapidly and falls over fence. Registers pain. Curses long and bitterly yet again, and goes off home to bed. ACT II Same as first, seven nights of the week. X-If FQ 3? BE CAREFUL MEDICAL DEPARTMENT Eleven Health Hints for Collegiate Students 1. Never talk back to a teacher. 2. Remember-HA soft answer turneth away wrath. 3. Never talk back to a teacher. 4. Make sure the path to the door is clear before you say- I forgot my book. 5. Never talk back to a teacher. 6. Always do your Chemistry homework. 7. Never talk back to a teacher. 8. Don't try out new Cor oldp erasers on the desk book. It shows the rubber marks. 9. Never talk back to the teacher. 10. Memorize hints No. 1, No. 3, No. 5, No. 7, and No. 9. ll. When in doubt say- yes, indeed. By RIQDWIN ITCHIE, III D. Health Specialist. 78

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Little Willie from the mirror Sucked the mercury all off, Thinking in his childish error, It would cure his whooping cough. Willie's mother at the funeral Remarked quietly to Mrs. Brown: Twas a chilly day for Willie VVhen the mercury went down. ' 1 - Mike and Pat worked for a wealthy farmer. They planned to turn burglars and steal the money which the farmer had hid in one of his rooms. They waited until midnight and then started to do the job. f r Z In order to get the money they had to pass the farmer's bed- room. Mike said I'll go first and if it's all right you can follow and do just the same as I do. Mike started to pass the room. Just as he got opposite the door, the floor creaked. This woke the farmer and he called out, Who's there. 5 Mike answered with a Meaow. 5 The farmers wife, being awake, said: Ch J ohn, it's the cat, and all was quiet. I Now Pat started to pass the door, and as he got opposite it the floor creaked again. The farmer called out again. Pat answer- ed, Another Cat. SCENARIO Title-Truth is stranger than fiction. Time-Spring, in the moon-shine, at eleven o'clock. Cast-Archibald+Young man with love-light in his eyes. Floradora-Beautiful young lady, missing link in a perfect romance. ACT I Archibald drifts past mansion of Floradora. He espies a light in an upper window. Registers deep feeling 5 lips move, but we hear nothing. Gazes at window with a reverence akin to worship. Masculine shadow looms across the lighted square of the window. Hero curses long and bitterly, resolves to go home. Starts off, with hard expression on face, bound for other lands and other maids. As he rounds house, strains of sweet music are wafted to his ear. Hero has vision of Her, playing love songs to her chosen. Trys to place tune. Registers deep thought, it is Johnny Get i 77

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I-Tw gk lv 5 11. 1 N WHAT MADE 'EM FAMOUS Mr. lVIoEaehern. Hartwell Egg ..... II A .......... . J ack MeAra .... Mr. Bothwell ..... Vaehel Lindsay . George Mahoney Nora Strathdee ..... The Eds.. .... . . Carp ..... III D .........., Clare McCallum Skelton .......... Spring ......... Isobel Welsh. . . Mr. Curtis .... fulius Caesar.. . . Glover ......... After four classes The Banjo. Ervin VVebster. Vergil. Vaehel Lindsay. Mr. Bothwell. Nitrogen Iodide. Mr. McEwan. The Lyre. ??? Mr. Campbell. Jack QD The Park. The Weatherrnan. The Pan. The Dust-pan. Roy Johnson. Isabel. Dutton .......... Henry Ford. Detention-room. The Customers Fred Howe. .... . . Chemistry. ,...... The Saxophone ..... Commercials ..... Homework. Third Year Sharks. George Mahoney. Hard Labour. This Colyum. . . lst year youth Cwith a loud striped tielz I sent you some suggestions telling you how to make your paper more interesting. Have you carried out any of my ideas? Editor: f'Did you meet the office boy with the waste-paper basket as you came upstairs? Youth: Yes, yes, I did. Editor: Well, he was carrying out your ideasf, 79 . . . . ..... The Birds that read it.