Regina Collegiate Institute - Souvenir Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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Mr. Holmes- Is gold a liquid or a solid? Cy. Young- A liquid, sir. Mr. Holmes- Indeed'? Cy. Young- Yes, it's found in quartz. CExitD Miss Leech Cin French periodj- What excuse have you for not preparing your assignment last night? Connell Qhopefullyj- Well, my throat was so sore that I could scarcely speak English, let alone French. CIF IT WERE TRUED The shock would be fatal-CEd.D I tal If some day, when the barber held his little mirror behind the customer's head and asked, Is that right? the customer should reply: UNO, it's a rotten job. c Cbj If you rushed into the depot in a hurry to get a Pullman seat five minutes before train time and there Wasn't a man there buying aticket five feet long, to Bermuda, to be used the 27th of next month. I QCD If you asked for a good seat at a box office of a theatre land got it! Cdl If you met a man from Southern California who told you the climate there was disagreeable. 3 B RADIO BUG One of our students is Radiobug Hill Who bored holes through the gables and Window sill, Then set up an aerial with Wire and glass, I Connected his coils, and heard Leader J azz. He communicates daily with people who care For a master of English, or French bill of fare, Or the Way to dress roosters, and Win a fair dame, I'm blawed if Jim Won't make his Way to fame. SAY IT WITH--- The only time I Want Howers is at my funeral, thundered Rosenthal, the stump orator, Why, where are you going? ' Out to buy flowers, replied thc audience. 103

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A Good Startu- fll A good appearance isn't all you need, but it gets you in-it gets you started. It saves time. It helps you to get what you go after. Experience has demonstrated that good appearance is an actual investment. V ill WARE'S Good Clothes give you the appearance my that gets results-that makes success easier for you. We speeianize ill In Young lVlen's Clothes, tailored on the smart lines, that distinguish all WARE'S garments. The cloths are reliable and specially adapted for school Wear. ' 25.65405 Our GUARANTEE goes with EVERY GARMENT A LIMITED 1719 Scarth Street Regina WARE'S WARES WEAR WELL 102

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Lost, Strayed or Stolen.-Mr. Cy. Young's cigar. This has a frayed end, and answers to the name Cabbage Reward for return in good condition. y N C tqcrswz' is T 3 A PRIMER A is for Arnold, at exams he's quite good, B is for Busch whose head is like --- C if for Connell, who champions pure art, D is for Desta, who takes poor Jaek's part. E is for Erskine, that sportsman so cunning, F is for Frances, homework sheis ne'er shunning. G is for Graham, that cool snooker shark, ' H is for Helstrom, the man of high mark. I is for Isobel, the form teacher's pride, J is for Jean. Csits by Johnsonls sideb K is for Kathleen, that thin, pretty girl, L is for Lillian, whose's heart's in a whirl. M is for Muirhead, they all for him fall, N is for Nora, that vamp. slim and tall. O is the mark on sweet Georgie M's paper, P is Poor Hilt, looked for gas with a taper. R S is for Schiefner, Marie is her name, is for quiet, in 3 A never found, is for Roy, the hard cider hound. T is for Thornton, of crap-shooting fame. U is for Urquhart, who our room seldom graces, V has us stumped and we can't save our faces. W means Waclclell, gives mirth by the cases. None of our class is of Russian descent, so X Y Z for this place are not meant. I 104