Regina Collegiate Institute - Souvenir Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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History Teacher- What is the Pacific Scandal? O. Dutton- Hollywood , TRY THIS ON YOUR SAXOPHONE There was a young tutor, toot-toot! Who was tuting two tooters to toot: Said the tooters to the tutor- Is it easier to toot or To tutor two tooters to toot? UNCLE 0SCAR'S BEAUTY CHATS R.S.R.-It is difficult to suggest a remedy for such excessive blueness of the jowls after shaving as you describe. You had better consult your physician. W.W.-There is no cure, I am sorryzto say. Try to swallow as seldom as possible. It is only while 'holding oneis bi-wth that one's Adam's Apple does not show. A.W.O.L.-You should have had them straightened when young. Why not give up bathing altogether if you are so sensi- tive? G.E.-As you say, blushing is most embarrassing. Try wearing an elastic band under the collar, or, if this is too un- comfortable, rub some whitewash well in behind the ears before Calling. E.G.S.-If they will keep on growing, I should advise wearing wooden sabots. Perhaps if you soaked them in a strong alum solution it would have a good effect. F.G.-I can think of nothing that would kill the taste, though a, good dose of Tanlac might help. Why not ask her to use watercolour? I understand it is not so cloying. Professor Holmes- Is there any connection between the animal and vegetable kingdom? lst Year- Yes, sirg Hash. as

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lst Year Hopeful-A small bottle of Castor-oil, please. Druggist-Ah! The tasteless kind, I presume? lst Year Hopeful-Yah! Not likely. It's for Pa! SOME VOCATIONS FOR OUR HARD WORKING SENIORS 1. Lineman at a Wireless station. 2. Oil-burning' steamboat stoker. 3. Street cleaner in Venice. -4. Captain on a stone-boat. 5. Hero in the Movies. 6. Tail-cutter on a Guinea Pig farm.- 7. Eskimo Pie agent tothe Eskimos. 8. Rum-runner chaser in Scotland. 9. .Cheer leader at a Deaf and Dumb School. IF MODERN PAPERS WERE FOR MEN CSOKCIAL NOTESD . One of the prettiest Weddings of the season took place yesterday, in St. SWithin's Church, when handsome Harold L. Knotthere, only son of Henry F. Knotthere, became the husband of Mary G. Flukus. Mr. Knotthere, who is one of the best Tut Toddlers among Pilot Butte's really old families, looked radiant in a dark broadeloth cutaway, the tails of which were edged with rare old braid that has been in the family for years. A pretty touch of sentiment were the trousers of some rich striped material which were said to have been Worn by Mr. Knotthere's father and grandfather on their Wedding days. The effect was indeed quaint. I The best man, Mr. Arthur Mink, Wore a White semi-stiff, plaited bosom shirt and smart, light grey cashmere trousers, cut Wide at the knee and cuff. The pretty groomsmen, Who included the Messrs. Cfitt, Muffit Slump and Blissit, Wore shirts in the rainbow shades With spats and tics to match. The groom and his attendants carried bunches of large red Cferaniums. The bride Wore the conventional veil. 97 I

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There was a group of boys all down on their knees in a circle the other day, when along came Mr. Sloan. Mr. S.- What are you boys doing there? Boys- Shooting Craps. f Mr. S.-f'Well, get out of here, don't you know little craps like to live just as well as you do? SITUATIONS WANT ED BUTLER-Desires a position in a detective story or crook play. Experienced in finding the dead body of his master in the library as he opens up at 7 a.m. Accustomed to silently flitting in and out of the plot, eavesdropping, hiding behind draperies and at the psychological moment, presenting himself with a lighted match at a guest's cigar. Understands the Canadian and English Butlerian dialect, and looks properly like a bishop. GHOST-Will go out by the night waiting on mediums. Ex- perienced rapper, groaner and chain clanker. Will provide own costumes, luminous or misty, as preferred. Reference from Sir Conan Lodge and Sir Gliver Doyle. CAVEMAN-Can coal heave or pile drive. Experienced in knocking women down and dragging them around by the hair. Ungroomed, unkempt, uncommon. Gruff-voiced, grimy-faced, with Beaver effects. Object matrimony. A . xg? 3 El EN PASSANT E qey 1. s. wg The spacious halls of the Collegiate Institute were trans- formed, as if by magic, into a magnificent reception room on Tuesday last, by the presence of pale pink tea roses, blooming daffodils and gay gladiolas. The walls were adorned with the best of Rembrandt's paintings. The occasion was that of Gerald cutting his ,first wisdom tooth. During the afternoon the janitors were entertained by the stronger sex of the R.C.I., the reception commenced at 3 p.m., and took the form of a Musicale. Master Jack Thornton rendered in his deep, mellow soprano voice- Q mellow -half ripe or rottenl, that beautiful song Until, it '99