Regina Collegiate Institute - Souvenir Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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R. C. I. June, 1920 SENIOR TIMETABLE 9 a.1n.-HAII are safely gathered in. Latin-' ' Here We suffer grief and pain. Chemistry- I'1n but a stranger 77 here. French-Qtirst IGSSOIID-iiHG1'C We part to meet again. Recess- Here We lay our burdens down. Physics+'WVhe11 the roll is called up yonder I'll be there. History- Tell me the old, old story. French--Csecond lessonj -- Abide With me. fa little longeixl Noon--f'Rest, rest, fo rthe weary. 1.30 p.m.-'tThe1'e are ninety and nine. CCurly 'Coming bye and bye 'Q Geometry- I have heard a, joyful sound. Drill-t'Art thou Weary, art thou languidf' Literature- Oh, come all ye faith- ful7' of Sr. B. Recess-Oh, for the peace. that I flovveth like a river. Music-'tSing them over again to ine. French-Qthird lessonj- A better day is coming. -L p.n1.- The day Thou gravest now is ended. Praise God from Whoin all blessings flow. We always laugh at teachers' jokes, No matter what they be, Not because they're funny But because-it's policy. ' Mr. Campbell- I am tempted to give this class an exam. Peanuts -Sir Yield not to temptation. I ' Therewvas a' dear teacher named Serim VVho filled us clear up to the brim With snakes and snails And puppy dog 's tails U And fishes and cats in alcohol pails. Perhaps you think these jokes are poor And should be on the shelf, But if you know some better ones Why didn 't you hand them in your- self. '35 Dear Fay Mentou, Last night lftook her to the show. After the show We walked home. At the gate I said farewell but could not leave. I accompanied her up the steps and OH, Fay -ll did some- thing rash. I' kissed her on the verandah. NVl1a.t should I do as she will not speak to me today. Yours in suffering, Mellan Kolly. Dear Mellang You are indeed, in peculiar cir- cumstances. You should have left sooner and then you would not have kissed her. Why did you not kiss her on the lips? I guess you're out of luck. Better cominitt suicide. 1 Yours sincerely, Fay. Tom Shaddick-How do you get so many girls? Spenny-Oh, I just sprinkle gaso- line on my handkerchief. Paulin-' ' Lovering' loves his work. Morrison- Yes hut chieliy as a topic of conversation. l ,4. THE FRIEND OF ALL. Col. T. Jackson ve- ee-

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R. C. I. June, 1920 He-Don't put that brush in you: inouthg you 'll get paint on it. She-VVl1ichf? POETRY A Thing of Beauty is a Joy Forever . Helen 's small, Helen 's pretty, Helen 's batty, VVhat a pity. Glenna's tall, Glenna,s dippy Glenna 's flirty, NVhat a ditty. 7 Do you know that the College line passes along Sixteenth Ave. now? Lobby does, anyway. K SPORTING NEVVS-Jack Ross knocked out Bobbie Keefler of To- ronto in 53 seconds. The VVesterner showed much more ability and brain than was displayed by the over-con- ndent Torontonian. This will soon be over however- May I have the next dancer? No-I'm full. XV.E.K.-But say, if I boiled it down, couldn't you take it? Ed.-Look here, Bill, I couldn't do it. If you took a gallon of water and boiled it down to a pint, wouldn't it still be water? Miss MacMillan-Can anyone in the class give the derivation of luna- tic? Cone solitary handy. All right Carlton, you might tell us. Carleton, Cembarrassedj-' Luna 'I the moon, and 'attic ', upper story. Kenneth--Pretty girls are always frivolous, aren't they Helen? Helen-VVell, I'm not. Mac Lee-What is the translation of the motto on the ring you gave me? VV.E.K.-'Faithful to the last'. Mac Lee-Wretch-you told me I was the Hrst. Mr. Sloan found this on an exam. paper yesterday- First Year Illit- craf-y - An epithet is words writ- ten on a tombstone in praise of the diseased. 34 WV. S. Holmes-VVhat is density? Muriel Percival-I can't define it but I can give you an illustration. NV.S.H.-Your illustration is good. Sit down. Stewart-My wife married me for money. Larson-She earned it. Fat Pettingell-I am so exhausted. NVhy didn't you bring me home in a cab? Conrod-I couldn't find one to fit you. ' Sydney-Are you working? Gelena-No, I'm going to school. The Collegiate Police under Doc- tor Eadie yesterday raided the local headquarters o'f the I.VV.lV. CUnless I have TO or Miss Brewster makes me.j in the Senior Cloakroom, XVhev1 the officers arrived on the scene Senor Jazzbando Lovering local sec- retary was giving an enthusiastir address on VVhy should I work.'? He was promptly removed from the soap box and handcuffed. Con the eai-sl. No sooner had the proletar- iate leader been removed from the much used box than Heinie mounted and in an illuminating address laid forth the cause of the Overalls Club . ,His words fell upon wooden heads however as Lenine Bates and Trotzky Conrad broke into the IIV. VV. national anthem while the other members of the austere society fell to playing a game so popular with the Brethern-Rolladebonzo. Much dangerous literature a sup- ply of bombs and half a dozen INV. W. radicals were among the spoils deposited in the Police station. They will be tried at the next sitting of the ,District Court before the old- time favorite Judge Bothwell. THE LATE SLIP A Pome by Lady A. J. Tufts Oh, how I am despised and hated Until I'm cruelly amputated. My heart is broke and I am fated To die and from the school be crated. When long ago I was created, The pedagogues with me iiirtatedg But now I'l1 be incarcerated And just by teachers lamentated.

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R. C. I. June, 1920 LECTURE TONIGHT In -E'-5:-.1 3- F-.11 -E-if COLLEGIATE AUDITORIUM 235: --at ' .. 'T7 g,, Prof A. J. Weir on 4'Edinboroug11. A very interesting and instructing' address. Humor has it that A. J. will not tell all he knows about the fair, bourg. I So don 't blame the lids if you don 't see the jokes. They have all been laughed at. XVe wish to thank hir. Bothwell for his services as Censor. His duties were Particularily heavy this year. ADVICE TO GIRLS By Fay Menton. Dear Fay- I am in despair. I am very taci- turn and when in company I find myself unable to speak. Please tell me how to overcome this fault. Is my nose an asset or a liability. Yours expectantly, Helen Keenleyside. Dear Helen- You ought not to be in despair. Just because you are an unique per- son don 't get discouraged. Your fault is a quality that few possess. Cultivate it. As for your nose I would not term it an .asset or lia- bility but aw necessity. Yours Fay. Middleton-Couldn't we get some funny pictures for the Annual ? Paulin-Yes, have you any of yourself you could spare? During electricity class Bates held Delo's hand and the class was shocked. Gym-Jam Garage-Very best of service and the best floor in the city. We specialize in Fords, accommoda- tion for about thirty cars. We take no responsibility for cars damaged by basket ball. Look over our spe- cial spiral parking system. Try our trackfl0c per mile. Red Eye gaso- line, 1511 per quart. 1 ficfff - ' 4 - . ' ., ...xg :sg 1 XX mg' ii-5 I--r ral -E' ,L ies? .ri-A ' 'mr P' F-an-I-..'L'fs.1'...,J.. 'L.,,g,,r mm ,Hyun E L Form W-WE? -1 .:zu1.l..ss: m minlzl-Jicifw Wy I it iii ---. --- 33 'X 4 'r an me , : swiss sa. , --- uu- a. g:,'.s',g.g.3,-1 '5.-z.,f,- 345+ ' -.I I 'Sick-flzvf-Q Sli Y E'3'f 5'. .- QQ ?-'- nun n E'-fa uv. .ive --fo fs-:ati f A .--3' Q , vszatgrgas Q may -. U u?b252sbii'kZQ 1 1 I ' -1.5 I l i' mi' :uno if - ' , 1 W l-13 '21 . -- .44 ' 1 ,f -' N f - T. 1 A - V Q, pq x ' 1 W ' l g- L' - '-' I Hal I ' 551. I xi Y 1 -Q' 4 ti '1.-i ' 'fir' A 1. 511 A l A-1 lu 41 ff E-If 25 ' i.. . ,Le r. -L ! I ... rg- I'-C - Q' Vi l 'lf LE- 2 i l ' , ' , lfil ' A I . . '-1. r 'I EEE'- L 12. V. l -A re' l' - i '-11191 1 l I' 'W' Q - iff. 'lifel - .' 4 I I I ' 1 4 I I. ' v l ' ' .. . . A, W ...,, ,W i--1,53-,,:, I ' .: ' ' tl' Ae' 7' -' '- , L, V .7 ,' Lit' -Q-'a5g5:r.2.!::ru .51 'ffl ' Q! I EQ, . ' 5 if 'H?ig4 . n 'bi :ii :Q 'Bi ' h' l 'l ' l . . , 7 I , - . 1- . - u-fnjjllgeigr lllh b uw.: . I 'vfu ' iw 1 54 .:.:n:-u--1. -- - - . -ix Vw l i ---- ' A . wf....,,,if lr, I ' - - ...--.-V - J 5-- N' ' -P51-E . . , 'A-- 1' ,,-, '-- -I -M , 1 . Y , A SENIOR ' 'AH FETE All members of the Society world will be pleased to note that Pussy in the Corner , Drop the Hand- kerchief , and Ring Around a Itosyn are back and in full swing. This was very much in evidence at the Senior AH party last night. Some of the more risque mem- bers wanted to play Bull in the Ring but it was thought impossible as Bates, Cunningham, Vennels, and Mac didn't appear. But always re- sourceful Lovering and Harris hap- pened to drop in and so the game went on with full swing. Misses Balfour, Peebles, Andrews. and Longworthy surprised the form a great deal by eating chocolates: this habit was promptly suppressed as being demoralizing to the rest of the form. The party broke up with singing Qvery mildlyb Vile Won't Go Home Till Morningn, but unfortunately the invitations said eight o'clock, so all members went home, remarking that they had had a Very pleasant and model evening. Those taking part i11 the program were: Bill Mid- dleton who favored the audience with a violin solo, and who needless to say was not encored, and Harry Paulin, who delighted all with his melodious and rangy voice. Keefler gave a recitation. Staff Correspondent. Extract from D-avid Harris 's 1lOt9S--H:Bu1'11S7 style is rich and is founded on the Wholly Scriptures.