Regina Collegiate Institute - Souvenir Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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lXIAY 1!I1I5 THE HARPOONER yol.. suz FRICNCII Al,fiI'llSRA AItI'I'lIM1'I'l'ICT SOCIAL COLUMN. MIDDLI4: A. Mr. D. A. Mc-Donald and Miss Cline attended the Rex one night last week. They especially approved of the picture, The Girl and tlIe Phonef' Regina is all agog over the announce- ment of the 1Il1lI'I'l2lgP of Mr. R. Turriff to Miss Rhina. Previous to this he was engaged to Miss IYould-be of Ottawa. It is reported that Miss lVould-be is suing him for breach of promise. Rev. Mr. Hitchem is quite sore over the loss of lIis fee tl.17j. It is hoped the matter will be settled amicably. Miss F. Cromie gave a pink tea at her home recently. Among those invited were the Misses Cline, Mitchell, Hogarth, McIntyre aIId a few others. Mr. McDon- ald along with some other disreputables who were not invited also attended. Last evening when Geo. Porter, August Mulle1', aIId some other very intimate friends under their employ, namely, Belle Hobkirk, Mabel Macfarlane and Jessie Coleman, were out dining, they asked for some shredded wheat: the waiter, however would not give it to them, and they had to llsc Fn1'r'c. ADVERTISEMENTS AIIIJIDLIG A. Stonewalls of every description erected. f'ontractor has had years ol' experience in Renfrew County, Ontario. W. tl. lVilson, Middle A. PH.--No charge for sales. Independent Order of Sons of Rest- Meets every day in the chemistry room and auditoriums during spare periods. Join now. To-morrow Inay be too late, as only a limited number Inay join. Apply to othcers. Pres.-Murray Farm- erg Sec. Treas.-James Nicollg Organizer -George Wells. What a handsome lot of fellows there would be if we all looked like our pictures. Dan MacDonald. School for teaching women suffrage. Rates to suit your pocket. Room 1003, Never -lfVill - Be- Block. Prin.-Miss A. Armstrong. Vice-Prin.-Miss M, Muir- head. Situation Wanted-Young married man wants permanent position as commander of Collegiate Cadets. IJ. A. M., Phone 09, Rose Street. Young lady tbrumettei wishes to cor- respond with gentleIIIan between 30 and 40. Object matrimony. Apply Miss Maud N ---i . LOST lAIIDDI,E A. Losr-His sleep over this publication. Finder please return at once and oblige. August Muller, Middle A. LosT-A broken heart somewhere in Middle A. Finder please return to Miss MacMahon. Losr-A few giggles. Finder please return to Muriel Mar-Donald, Middle A. M IDDLE A. It's all off between my gal and me, said Patrick Burns of Middle A. I took her to the aviation meet the other day and took her up in a balloon, and because I would not carve the initials of our names in the gas bag, she won't talk to me any more. Mr. Kersey in history class to Geo. WellsA What can you tell me about Cain and Abel? George, rejoicingly-A'Cannibal is two brothers who killed each other in the biblefl Me- I like the English method of spelling best. She- And why, pray? He-'tVVell, take tparlour' for example, having tu' in it makes all the difference in the world. Venus, Jupiter and perhaps the Earth were known to the ancients. Sonic DEFINITIONS Stability is taking care ofa stable. Munitieence-waste. Digestion belongs to the lower animals. Perspiration is caused by the culinary glands. The gastric juice keeps the bones from creaking. Alienate4to make a citizen of. Ireland is called the Einigrant Isle, because it's so beautiful and green. George Porter- O, Phebe, Phc-be, Pat Burns- My kingdom for a girl. D. A. McD.! I'll have to change my Iuiddle initial, Vera doesn't like It. NV. G. Wilson!- Oh, that Stonewall rag. We emphatically deny the slightest connection with our struggling contem- morarv-'l'he t'ollegiate Year Book. l , .

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VOL. S62 THE HARPOONER Maxx' mira LITERATURE GEOMETRY GERMAN THE SOCIAL WHIRL Augusia Zlluller and Roberta 7YlL7'I'7:.Ul 'ElI'tf7'Z-C68 Society was all agog at the Collegiate last night when Mr. Edouard Aye Stewart gave a stag party to celebrate the anniver- sary of his birth. The party was held in the auditorium, the scene of so many historic functions. Never was seen such an array of the beauty and wit of this city. Just as the handsome Collegiate alarm clock commenced to chime out the hour of eight, the Quadrille d'honneur was formed, and the blushing bachelors danced gaily to the sweet strains of the three-pieced orchestra. Mr. John Jay McNeice received with Mr. Stewart. Mr. Stewart Wore a charm- ing new baseball uniform and displayed a delicate breath of chiclet de spearmint. Mr. McNeice looked charming in a Louis Riel hat lined with otter. Mr. Sylvester Kramer displayed his usual pomp. Unfortunately he had to leave early in the evening to rest up for the next day's study. Mr. Ralph Cushing presented a sort of general appearance which became him exceedingly. Mr. G. A. Robinson was beautifully attired in a sergc de Prussian bleu. His felt-trimmed baseball fan made his appearance all the more striking. Mr. Jimmy Paterson Nicol wore a flashy suit of Organdy trimmed with Burgundy and purchased in Normandy. Mr. IV. G. Wilson wore a crimson vest de rouge covered with spots dc porridge. Mr. Wilson introduced for the first time a dance of his own composition, Wilson's Clog. The popularity of his master- piece was evidenced by thc enthusiastic applause of the guests. Mr. Merry Farmer appeared carrying a beautiful cane de willow in which his initials were beautifully carved a la jack- knife. Mr. George lVells, who was in a neigh- boring city visiting new acquaintances, was not present. Mr. Fred. Ross, Mr. R. XYillia1nson, Mr. George Boyd, Mr. Freddy Streib and several others were not invited. 4 Q92 HQ 4 I 54 . v' I xx 'Ss lsr C iylaf X ' ANNOUNCEMENT DINING ROOM European Plants U.S.A. Plan d'hote The Dining Hall wishes to announce the Luncheons for the following days so as to impress the variety upon our readers. SATURDAY Shadow Soup aqua distillata Cold Beef CBonne a la inortl Vinegar Pickles SUNDAY Cold Beef tliesidue dc Saturdayj Shadow Soup Clic-heat and sterilizationep Yinegar Pickles Moxnn' Vinegar Pickles Ceueuniber and acetiquej Vowlfl Beef tlCscape de previousp Shadow Soup tDishwatairl lXIotto- Dead men tell no tales. The Editor of Tun illAlil'4,lONl-IR re- ceived this bill from a bricklayer the other day who had done some work on the roof of The Harpooner Publishing Co. Ltd. Build- ing. Regina, May li, 1913. lvtllili Dorm Building a chinnninie on top of Building the Height of flllllllIIllIlIC is 20 feet, the lfoots is 45c. that makes 9 dollars Received pavement, V J.lS.l5. Say by der vay Yass you etfer in Zinzinnati, Yass you elfer derefwlla? No?

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VOL. S62 THE HARPOONER MAY 25,1013 HISTORY A R T GICOCR.-XPHY RULES AND REGULATIONS FOR MIDDLE B. 1. This plaee is located on the topmost bluff and is run on the same order. 2. Anybody wishing to see the time- keeper will find him in ONE A, bottom Hat, as he does not stop here. 3. If you have any books when going to the room, leave them with Eddie as he will take them, anyway. 4. Boys not allowed to play in the room. 5. In ease of rumpuses, jump out the windows and turn to the left. 6. Do not talk during periods, as it annoys the speaker. OUR HOMEWORK What is it makes our heads to reel, And hasten home with hurrying heel And bolt in haste our evening meal '? Our homework. What is the cause that one bright light Should burn far, far into the night, Should flare with strong and steady might? Our homework. What leads us then to leave our eot And seek a still and quiet spot, Where free from noise we do our lot? Of homework. For though we rose at early seven And went to rest at long past 'leven And had our sleep by headaches riven? Oh, homework! Passed and heartily approved of with a big majority on both sides. George Porter, Business Manager. August Muller, Editor. SOCIAL COLUMN BIIDDLE B. Miss Mabel MacFarlane receives every morning at 8.45 those having homework done. We are pleased to announce the engage- ment of Helen Sinclair and William Mars in the business of teaching Indians how to be temper-ately elever. Everyone is looking forward to the time when Hindson and Ross have aeeomplish- ed the art of love making. Miss Barelay dined with one of her friends at Dallas' on fresh eorn and bun- onions. The rest room is daily partaken of by many, among whom are Dickie, Malone and Miss Wagner. G. Harris will soon aeeomplish the art of chewing literature on the way to knowledge. T145-VENUS BEAUIY 'fa M IDDLE B. ADv1f:a'r1sm112NTs A. ROBERTSON L.O.V.E. B.A.E.R. Philosophy Expert. HI live, tlierefore I am. Shoot er of hot air and things. Suffragette meetings addressed. Hair trained pompadour. Prevarieating a speeialty. BS.-l am the man from Areola. E. STEWART T.O.T. Dealer in silent things. Guaranteed to take anything that is not nailed down. 7 Nothing too big if it isn't too heavyf If you want anything try me. Confider of Seerets a Speeialty. P.S.-'l'hief's Friend. RALPH CUSHING F.U. S.S. The R.C.l. Dare Devil. Can break up anything under the sun. Happy homes and smiles a spec-ialty. An artist is fussing. Fresh eonquests wanted. Get youl appheation m early. 'v I am a sure hit maker. ..-w..-- . e rv- -' to gnu Ana -Mg M. 1 4 - -vw 5, ,JA :U .0-...Q -mu.: . .V v.,.1i...g an -. .- LSJPARLORS - Z. my fs, J ... mi-.M Pqw'Z'1 vfvvh nnlh ..i..... 1 ..,-...nw .,, f, t. ... i I I .1 i- . C-ET IN Tau: . Terms Gratis. P.S.fMy love to all those that love me. Hattie Craigf How is your farm this n?V! year. Belle llobkirk- A failure. My pota- GRACE BARCLAY'S toes had no eyes and they eouldn't see Seienee school. Lessons taught daily 10 SHOW- I . during spare periods. Spec-iahzesmehem- Why is a baseball umpire like a dog? istry. All those requiring information apply to 2523 42nd Rest Avenue. lieeause he wears a. muzzle. Snaps at files and IS always ehasmg towls.