Regina Collegiate Institute - Souvenir Yearbook (Regina, Saskatchewan Canada)

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REGINA CULLEGIATE INSTITUTE SOUVENIR BROXVN, ARTIIURC There dwells a good youth in our town On whom no stern teacher could frown, He's a corker at Latin. Soaks up learning like battin'g Yet he'll not paint things redfjust A. Brown CAMERON, DALLAs: This modest young student is Dallas, A worshipper true of wise Pallas, He stays home when measly, Catches up easily And never will rouse any malice. IDEAN, OLIVER: Full sure to win fame is O. Dean, He's so notably long and eke lean That in ten years, I know, He'll he in a side show, And the world will crowd round to IIAsT1Nos, WALT1cR: Alas, for our athletic IValter ! Weve a vision of him in a halter E His charms are too many, Led by some Kit or Jenny, He'll he sure to go soon to the altar see Dean. LONGVVORTHY, HAROLD: This youth is the gay ragtime Pete, Viho in h0ckey's a hard one to beat. He's a very strong worthy, Also a Iiongworthy, And he has not at grain of conceit. ITIARTIN, FRED. : This hero is President lNIartin, Eke cap. of cadets, and a smart 'ung Such distinction to reach Guarantees him a peach, But he'll never be plucked, that is sartin. MCEWEN, GEORGE! I Alack for a rhyme for lNIc-Ewen ! I could use one right here if I knew one. But to write limericks IVhen folks' names play such tricks Is a strain, so please, George, get a new one INIURRAY, -IAMES2 lNIake way for our stalwart Cap. lNIurray, That cloud is not wrath, only worry, But he need not thus fret For he'll get there', safe yet, Though like others he'll he wiser to hurry.

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REGINA COLLEGIATE INSTI TUTE SOUVENIR NIATCHETT, ALICE: Let us now introduce Alice Matchett, If there's anything going, she'll catch it: Her science is good And she eats Lit. like food. When the right man arrives, may they match it ! IVIUIR, ANNIE: . We shall now mention Miss Annie Mui1', VVho hopes some day people to cure: When she hands men their dope, They will wish to elope With the charming and clever Doc Iliuir. MYERS, CORA: There once was a girl in this city, Whose name will be found in this ditty. For Cora was wise, In the morning she'd rise To study, which surely was gritty. MCKEE, ESTHER: There once was a girl called McKee, And she was just as wise as could beg And when asked to debate, She said: It's too late In the term to expect this of mef, SMITH, ELIZABETH : Elizabeth Smith we present Who we fear, for hard work, was not meant, She is tall and sedate: And tho' often sl1e's late, The world, with her seems quite content. STENVART, PEARL: We'll next take a note of 'Pearl Stewart, lVho is almost too good for a curate: If you but heard her sing, You would like her, By Jing: So be sure to be friends with Pearl Stewart. BALFot'R, JAMES: In hockey, our captain's Jim Balfour, To a match he contributes it's welfare: He's straightforward and shy, But that look in his eye Seem to say that-but what should I tell for? BOYCE, WILFRED: 'Tis our dear molecule microscopic lvhen the girls wag their heads he's the topic: And it's sport how the lasses All put on their glasses Each day to discern whether Justice has yet had her due and VVilfred been assassinated.

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REGINA COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE SOUVENIR QU NICHOL, FRED.: Behold here, one Frederick Nichol, VVho your ears with his music can tickle: He is romantic and soulful And sometimes he's doleful, But, girls, just make sure he's not fickle. PEACOCK, HERBERT : This youth is our Herbert erratic, Over books he does not grow ecstatic. - IVhen all else quite fails, He for school sets his sailsf' If you'll pardon that figure aquatic. RAMsAY, BEATTIE: But stop ! clear the way for B. R., His fame has been blown afar, Fair Lumsden's his home, Ivhen from here he must roam lVIay they send us another such star. STEXVART, HAROLD : Lefty Louis is sometimes called Stewart: Let us hope he will get him a new heart: YVith his Black-hand forsook, He'd make good as a cookg For the Stewart should well know the Stew-art. TANN ER, CLARENCE: There is a gay gallant called Tanner, Exceedingly charming of manner, But he smiles during French And gets moved up a bench, T hatfs Happy-go-lucky young Tanner XVELLS, HJXROLIJZ Attention ! the gallant scout IVells ! Of travels away off he tells. But he went and he left us, Of his presence bereft us, Our heart, when we think of him, swells N015 Another Step Pat got on the rear end of a crowded street car and was obliged to steady himself against the door. 'Move up, shouted the conductor at every street as more passengers were taken on. Pat moved up a step each time, but at the next stop he got mad and he yelled back at the conductor: Bedad, I paid to ride Do you expect me to Walk all the way home? Sitmplc Matlz.c'11z.r1t'1'cs Hoo is it, Jeemes, that ye mak' sic an enairmous profit aff yer potatoes? Yer price is lower than ony ither in the toon and ye mak' extra reductions for yer freendsf' Hlveel, ye see, I knock aff twa shilliu's a ton because a customer is a frecnd o' mine, an' then I jist tak' twa hundert- weight aff the ton because I'm a freend o' lus. -Purzclz.