Reedsburg High School - Gleaner Yearbook (Reedsburg, WI)

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JPuvpl® aipl V it© “As a celebrated match maker in the Western Hemisphere, Louise Hass made many successful matches for all of her friends. Forsaken by all, she is now living in single blessedness in a secluded spot, no one knows where.” “And what about Hubert Weidnan?” “Since his last year in high school and Susie’s third, Hubert Weid-man has been attempting to invent a contrivance to prevent electric porch lights from being turned on suddenly without warning. Thus far he has been unsuccessful.” “Have you any knowledge of Ruth McCarthy ?” “Yes indeed. When left with a fortune by a rich aunt, Ruth Me Carthy was far sighted enough to forsee the usefulness of a dog and cat hospital. She has decided to establish a hospital for that purpose.” “Anna Corcoran is a great musician, is she not ?” “Yes, Anna, with her husband, count Kikkowskivonappliquedes vevani Macari, is now accompanying Dante’s Inferno at the Berlin Opera House in Germany.” “Surely you can tell me something of Forest Vayette ? “Forest’s friends and relatives were very sorry to hear of his death some time ago. More so to hear that his vast wealth, accumulated by his scholarships won during his high school career, had been left to he Anti-Cigarette League.” “Has Hester accomplished anything worth while ?’’ “For many years she attempted to paint a perfect picture of the Reedsburg high school but failing to accomplish her purpose, she at last decided to spend her efforts in painting a picture of the ebb of the Bara-boo river.” “What occupation did Harold Conley adopt?” “He has made himself famous as a playwright. His first popular production was “The Miller in the Glen.” Among his latest are “The Duty of the Hammer” “Trains versus Heart’s Desires” and “Louise.” “And tell, last but not le st of Odessa. “Her fiancee died some time ago and she is still Loyal to him. For fear of forgetting him, she has made a large number of red felt hats with white baby ribbon encircled about the crown, and distributed about the ommunity where be lives, to contin -Hly remind her of him.” The genii ceased speaking and slowly vanished from sight. I could not help but oelieve in this supernatural being, although I found myself rubbing my eyes.

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Tlv v Puffpl© and case. “Is Otto Heine prominent in the political world? “No. After traveling1 in Australia for several years to secure material for his lecture tour, Otto Heine now addresses great crowds in small places, on the subject, The Metamorphisis of the Intellectuality of Woman’s Medulla Oblongata. All who listen to him feel a sudden expansion of gray matter. “What has the girl of the quiet disposition chosen as her life work? “Several years ago Katherine Bishop went to China as a missionary. At length, becoming intensely interested in the woman's Suffrage Movement, she neglected her religious duties, and entered into the new fad with all the enthnsiam of her High School Career and bids fair to become a second Mrs. Pankhurst.” “Where is Josepha? “Mrs. Wiggs of the Cabbage Patch is now being played in the Metropolitan in New York. The leading role is being playred with great success by Josepha Mulady. Her first appearance was anxiously awaited and no one was disappointed.” “Have Harold and Frieda as yet set sail on the sea of Holy Matrimony? “Not yet. In an endeavor to reduce his superfluous flesh, Harold Hosier is making a tour around the world on foot. He is making his way by selling Hinde's Pink Complexion Salve, and is accompanied by Frieda Reitman who sells vacuums. “Is Emily Kleb pursuing her heart’s occupation?” “Yes she is head matron at the Ironton City Hospital. The hundred and thirteen nurses and patients under her supervision are continually cheered by her broad smile and chuck (le). In a recent wreck of the Plugety Shute Limited her services were indispensable. “Where are Clarence Roh.ff and Edward Vorlop ? “While traveling through Europe introducing American Ferris Wheels, Ocean Waves, Merry go Rounds and Shute the Shutes, Clarence Rolotf and Edward Vorlop were captured by the Czar of Russia. Their release was obtained only through the presentation of a Merry go Round to the Czarina. “Has Verne Morley become learned in the literary world ? “To a certain extent. Mrs. Roald Amundson, for such she is, is living in New Zealand. Most of her time is spent in writing accounts of her husband's discoveries. “Surely Louise Hass has settled down has she not?

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JPurpl® at d W ‘ ‘Thanatopheavy. To him who in the love of Physics, Holds communion with her visible forms, she speaks A various language; for his grayer hours She has a voice of sadness and a snarl An eloquence of madness, and she slides Into his darker musings with a wild And cutting- wretchness that tears away His reason, ere he is aware. If the second bitter hour come like blight Over thy spirit, and sad images, when thoughts Of the stern features and chilling voice of the Master as he glances down at you, Make thee to shudder and grow sick at heart, Feign knowledge on the question which he asks And, vainly striving to conceal your fear Rise; and with an air of confidence proceed. First, read the problem, then with sage concern Couch more magnificence than talk in that Calm tone of ocean's melancholy voice, Stating that you don't quite Gather the meaning of the foremost term He’ll help you out. Still if you're agitated by the knavish term List' to the whisper of your genial friend Who sits behind you and will help you out. Just persevere and in the end you'll find Greatest success is favoring you, that Bluffing has helped one soul to graduate. “Tokchy” No apologies to Bryant