Redmond High School - Mustang Yearbook (Redmond, WA)

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hoppers jokes. organized Keep a well notebook. class Memorize the expectations. program grading Join several system and give accademic a copy to your clubs. teachers. Create a Computer DRAWING CONTEST Draw your Q, A administrator' 60 Always raise your hand when the teacher asks a question. Always laugh at the teacher's 'Siddie 5:37 iid favorite I j i Murphy Always bring more than one writing utensil. Videotape PBS specials for your teachers. reports on your computer. Do extra-credit l on your chair or sit on desks. Never lean back Bring holiday gifts for your teachers, or give them Christmas c ards. Draw characatures of teachers and adminis trators Practice bird calls Practice ventriliquism Play dot to dot on sleeping freckled peo e Write lewd messages upsidedown on your calculator and pass it to the person sitting clos- est to you. Paint your eyelids to look like open eyes, then, take a nap. Plot your revenge on the teacher who gave you the detention Let loose a jar of grass Flick little pieces of old dry gum that you have been picking off from under your desk across the room Play finger football with a do-it-yourself paper football. . Write an anonymous suggestive note and send it to someone, then watch their reac- tion. 12. Pretend to have a dra- matic epileptic seizure.