Redford Union High School - Blue and Gold Yearbook (Detroit, MI)

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IIITEHHHTIUHHL UIHHUIHUUP Vol XXIXQ NO. LXV 4 Vol. '77-No. 345 GOVERNOR O.K. 'S MOON EXPRESS- WAY PROJECT In an exclusive interview today with Robert Smithers, chief reporter of the Detroit News, the Governor of Michigan, Roger Handy, stated that the state legislature approved a bill to build a fast rocket transit system between the Barbara Ann Lewis Rocket Station, just 50 miles outside Detroit, and Lunaville on the Moon, They have engaged the Harrington Xt Mahler Architectural 8: Construction Corp. who also built the Barbara Ann Lewis Station, named in honor of our most gracious first woman President of the United States. When asked why such an expensive construction company was engaged to do the job, Governor Handy replied, We want nothing but the best. Work will begin sometime next month and the project should be completed by March, 1974, HEALTH CENTER BURNS A fire broke out in the Health Center downtown, Denver, Colorado, Proprietors, Donna Storm and Alice Jean Olson, said the cause of the fire was a marshmallow roast they were having there to celebrate their victory in volleyball over a team from Nash- ville, Tenn., headed by Nancy Big- ler. The Health Center is well known for its reducing program. Many people of the movie world owe their fine figures to this Health Center. That glamorous movie queen, Nancy lane Barney, says, , Now that I go to the Health Center, I never have to worry about ugly excess poundage. I highly recommend the place. K VISITING FOREIGN DIGNITARIES in Washington LABOR SCANDALS QUESTIONED U.S. Attorney General, Robert Brown, has started an investigation on the methods used by C.I,O. leader, Dale Dreaver, The C.I.O. lawyer, I-Iarold Claphan, is preparing a defense. He's just a shyster lawyer, says Brown. Us DR. CHAMPAGNE FIFTH DIMENSION THEORY Dr, Donald Champagne has announced at a speech given to a Harvard Graduating Class that he has come up with a new theory of relativity. It brings in a fifth dimension - Spirit. This is the formula: U427 8a Q 9 C His colleague, Dr. Gary Gores, said, It's a most interesting theory, but, of course, it will be a while before we can prove it, 32. TROUBLE WITH MEXICO Thelma Ensign, Ambassador to Mex- ' ico, reports that she just can't seem to get along with the Mexicans. They put l too much spice in their food, says Miss Ensign, President Barbara Lewis has urged her to try harder to avert an international crisis. If she doesn't work out, I shall have to replace her with Dan Wingate and 1 send Thelma as our Ambassador to Anar- tica, said the President. r PRESIDENT LEWIS 8: AMBASSADOR ENSIGN ' WORMS INVADE Martha Jones, U. S. Secretary of Agriculture, conferred with Anthony Eden, aging Prime Minister of Britain to discuss mutual defense against the worms from the mountains of Mars, The world of fa- mous scientist, Donna Kane, says it is her theory that the worms are coming here on the Krunch fruit from Mars. , 1 w l ONLY 179 SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

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-e fg-,., - 1 gs. . ' 4 RUTH WELTYK None but herself can be her equal. Pep Club, Annual-Editor: Warwhoopg Stage Show: Future Nurses Club-V,P. Sr. Girls Glee, GERALDINE BROMLEY Loves one--but which one? 9 J, Qfxfu Of , 'J .ix ,Jil ' I . 11511 fo I l i ,jf ,Aff f' 1 , j!'Jf'ff'y 4 f r 'r I . I, ! . J ,1 ' ' r ,ly ' ,J If ' I 1 f ff- ,,f'.- gr ' f 1 piyg , 'Isp a ,I 1 , 4 Ls! If H f -2 FF-Sak iii heels 7 Une 5 JERRY wu.soN We '11 miss him around here. Freshman Football, Var- sity Footballg Boys' Glee Clubg Hi-Y: Varsity Club GAIL YANSS My conscience has a thousand tongues. Mixed Chorus DAN WINGATE Four be the things I'd been better without, love curiosity, girls, and doubt. Annual Staff, Latin Club, Monitor, MARILYN ZIEGLER The girl who puts pep in pepper. i Cheerleader: G, A. A., Sec. g Golf Club, Pres, g Vocal Musicg French Club, Pres.: Pep Club.

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IHTEHHHTIUHHL UIHHUJHUUP JUNE 12, 1970 SPECIALTY RESTAURANT TO OPEN Dorothy Brenner and Jerry Wilson are going into partnership again and are open- ing a new restaurant featuring omelets. Their Pizzeria failed because apparently everyone grew tired of pizza, But then it's been out since the early part of the '5O's, BRENNER WILSON DRESSING FIRM TO OPEN The magnificent and gala opening of Rachel's in Las Vegas will take place this week. The old establishment was located on Fifth Avenue, New York: but many peo- ple are of the opinion that Fifth Avenue is losing its prestige. It started to fall off when Saks, Bergdorf Goodman, and Bonwit Teller made their headquarters on Venus. Such world 'famous models as Jacqueline Skrade will be on hand to model the newest creations by Rachel. The 10 story building has been completely decorated by Noel Krichbaum SL Co. Champagne and peanut butter sandwiches will be served, Many well known figures will attend'the opening. Among them will be: Jay Finch, buyer for the Woodward shops of Hudson'sg Jean Place, Broadway actress: Nanette Bath, Duchess of Windsleyg Janet Girou, buyer from Paris. Fath, Schaparelli and Dior are employed there as seamstresses. ' Adjacent to the dress shop are shops selling oil paintings and books on philos- ophy-also by Rachel. NEW FOOD CHAIN TO OPEN Several persons have organized a new food store chain. It is to be the Fisher, Koski, Kempster, and Mohnkern Co. It will be abbreviated to the F. K.K. M. Friendly Foods Stores. These five people were previously in a furnace manufacturing venture which failed, but they credit the failure to the fact that the natives of the Amazon didn't have, any money to buy furnaces. NEW COMET ON THE HORIZON A spectacular new concern, Maddick 8: Co. , has become very prominent in the New York and Toronto Stock Exchanges. Maddick -Xt Co. , is some kind of mining company, although no one knows for sure just what it is. That seems to be one reason for its success. Every one buys stock in hopes of learning exactly what the company does. W. J. Murphy, a scientist, says that he is sure that it is some kind of hoax organization. 1 wish people would be more careful what kind of company they invest in, said Murphy. Leon Fulks, speculator in the stock ex- change, says Murphy is just bitter, He couldn't get any stock for himself, and the company has tripled in value since January. , .ig ss., . 'Y 6 ., Q ttgv ,Z-' SHEPHERD BISHOP PURCHASES EMPIRE STATE BUILDING F. J. Shepherd, the wealthy industrialist, has recently completed transactions to pur- chase the Empire State Building. He will add it to his list of well-known real estate, Shep- herd now owns The Stork Club, The Morman Temple in Salt Lake City, The Leaning Tower of Pisa and has half-interest in the Taj Mahal, according to his lawyer Dan Bishop. CONTEST! ! l International Warwhoop announces its annual summer contest. First Prize this year will be a one way trip to Venus. All you have to do friends is get more than 1, 000 subscriptions of the Inter- national Warwhoop in twenty-four hours time. The contest starts NOW, THEATRICAL NEWS-Variety Column WHAT A LIFE A new play is in the making. Am- ateurs compose the entire cast, stage crew and directors. The play is WHAT A LIFE. This play was given first about 20 years ago in a relatively obscure high school, Redford Union. The mag- nificent acting and staging was respon- sible for its tremendous success. Each year on Broadway the play is revived, but this year is the first attempt to produce it with entirely amateur cast. Here is the cast: Colleen Anderson-Miss Shay Kathleen Buckberry-Barbara Dale Dreaver-Mr. Bradley Bob Barron-Henry Aldridge Waldo Anderson -George Bigelo Evelyn Shaylor -Miss Pike Marlene Osterle -Miss Johnson Ronald W. Johnston-Mrs. Patterson Marion Marr-Mary Betty Faulkner-Mrs. Aldridge Joanne Arold, Sally Aubry, and Helen Barton are on the makeup committee. Bolitho, Voss, and Meadors are Stage Hands. SCENE FROM ORIGINAL WHAT A LIFE GIVEN TWENTY YEARS AGO.