Red Oak High School - Eagle Yearbook (Red Oak, OK)

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CLA99 WILL l, Karla Montgomery, will to Tanni Walchli my voice so that she may be able to enter a contest and win first place, and to Kelly Leedom the ability to come upnwith the best excuse to get to leave school and still be able to pass each nine: weeks. Also, to Anna Brown I will the ability to marry someone as smart as she is. I I, Donna Brewer, will Nova Branscum the ability to graduate from Red Oak High School. Good Luck! And to Susan Harris my secret way of sneaking off the school campus. Watch out! Also, l will to Loreta Woodruff my ability to get a perfect sun tan in the summer. I, Jackie Brooks, will to Darla Whisenhunt the fun l had in my senior year and the ability to do as much as I did and not get caught, to Tammy Alford, the ability to get her a man and lots of luck. I, Raymond, will to Mike Griffith the ability to dribble a basketball without getting mad at himself. And to Ronald Allen, my ability to sit in the lunchroom every morning for twenty minutes without eating anything. I, Bryan Harris, will to Rusty Brown my inability to play second fiddle to any girl, and I will to Renee Prock my great voice so everyone can listen to her without laughing. I, Paul Leedom, will to Mike Wilson the ability to hit a home run without getting the big head, to Tim Parks I will the ability to blow up before getting on the pitcher's mound, and to Claudia Hardaway my ability to not get sick while park- mg. I, Melissa Martin, being of perverted mind and infinite body, will to Burnie Adams my ability to start out three years, average seven rebounds a game and still go unrewarded. To Gilbert Fernandez I will my x-ray glasses with their stun ning outcome and my ability to grow hair, also, to Valerie Smallwood the ability to wear a low cut top and no one evei notice. l, Angie Savage, being of somewhat undescribable mind and body, will to Kelly Kirkes my ability to have a play espe cially designed for her and never get a shot from it, also my ability to know when I am about to make a mistake, but gt ahead and make it and survive. Also, I will to Carmel Raymond my ability to tell personal stories without being embar rassed because everyone has stopped to listen to her. . I, Kevin Dye, being of broad mind and little body, will to Shawn Coffey Cbeing of just the oppositej my ability to drivi into the parking lot without hitting parked cars, also, to Ray Oller the ability to take over my partner's name of A. J. ani succeed with it. I Debbie Vinson being of pickled mind and staggering body, will to Connie Pullin the ability to keep quiet at basket bali games and not call the players names, to Gerald Thompson the ability to sew a straight line and not cut a patterl out of the middle of the material, and to Eddie Martin the ability to stay on weight watchers for at least one week or eve one year. I, Leonard Luna, will to Marty Primeaux my ability to pass American history without ever taking my book home. I als leave him my notebook which won't do him any good since I didn't keep notes either, and to Curtis Seyler all my know edge of auto-mechanics and the ability to get along with Mr. Morgan so he won't have to work on any cars but his. I Sh Ile Free, being of unsound mind and unshapely body, will to my little, BIG sister, Kalyn Free, my two-car garag , 9 Y nose, my long legs, and the ability to carry on a one-minute, one-sided conversation without an argument. To Joh Lowe, my ability to pass psychology without cheating, to stay strong during American history as he sits in the front 2 the room, and to learn to keep his mouth shut. I also will to Shellie Ballew my great disco abilities and the ability ' ' ' ll . become a fine nurse. And, last but not least, to Pam Woodruff I leave my ability to play post on the basketba team l, Shirley Woodruff, being of perfect mind and body, will to Gene Coffey the ability to get a date on Saturday night and to Phyllis Bailey go all my love stories. l, Carol Russell, will to Jeanna Shipman the ability to know that make believe roads can be very dangerous and si ter's drive ways can easily turn into a roller coaster ride. We, Connie Billy and Gary Lyons, not wanting to leave anything, don't.

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PRUPHECY garol Russell will turn pro boxer and will have her own arena in Red Oak. She will later acquire the Red Oak Women's oxing it e. Gary Lyons will be able to out run the cops and never get a dent in his car. He will be able to drink 2 cases of beer, 1 bottle of Mad Dog, not get sick, and still run a sawmill the next day. Lee CProfessorJ Eagan will be able to hold the world record for weight lifting. Paul Leedom will be able to go some place with Bryan without being embarrassed. He will finally be able to make 2 sentences without making a wise crack. Connie Billy will move to Las Vegas and start up a new chain of night clubs which will feature men burlesque Cstrip teasej acts. She will make a million and lose it. She will then move back in the hills, marry a country preacher, have 12 kids, 5 pigs, 10 chickens, and 2 cows, and live happily ever after. Jackie Brooks will marry David Andrews, move to Hollywood, become the next Roseanna Roseanna Danna, then join Popeye and be the new Olive Oyl. Karen Whisenhunt Montgomery and her husband, Ellis, will be working their way toward a mansion, but, as you will see, nothing will go their way. ln later years they will become the No. 1 Moonshiners in Red Oak. Melissa Martin, now Royer, will have six kids and be coach and mother to the famous basketball team, Royer's Warri- ors, with Rick as bag boy. Shirley Woodruff will move to Germany as the wife of Russell Robbins. There she will become famous for inventing a new delicacy with fish as the main ingredients from which she will make a million dollars. Then she, Russell, and their 8 kids will move to a bungalow on the Mediterranean Sea and live happily ever after. Donna Brewer will live in a log cabin in the Red Oak Mountains with her husband, Jack, 5 kids, bare foot, and in animal skins. They will finally capture the fur clothes trade and become rich. Debbie Vinson and David Nix will move to a two-room house on the remotest 40 acres of Circle F Ranch. They will have quadruplets who will never behave. Debbie will then become the first woman mayor of Red Oak and serve 20 years, after which she will retire to her little house and concentrate on growing a 250-pound pink potato. Angie Savage, being promised to Jeff Medders, engaged to Forrest Adams, and secretly married to John Noah, will attend EOSC where she will compete and win the Miss Vicki Stone look-alike contest. From there she will travel to Alaska to settle down and become a millionaire from the raising and selling of polar bears. Raymond Wilburn will attend Eastern Oklahoma State College where he will play basketball but his career will end after only a year because he wouldn't let his fellow team members have the ball. ln five years he will become a coach for a woman's professional basketball team in which he will meet his wife, a 6 foot, 250-pound guard. Upon graduation, Leonard Luna fyou don't have to call him Mudj will begin his military career stationed in Columbia, later being dishonorably discharged for practicing organic gardening. Before his death in the year 2090, he will win the Nobel Peace Prize for his development of the Looney Weed. Shelly Free will attend Carl Albert where she becomes their leading defensive player. After only one year of playing she will be finally removed from the team because of her tendency to set blind screens with her nose. She will then travel to ltaly where she will undergo an unsuccessful nose job. Finally, she will reach stardom when she replaces Toucan Sam. Bryan CA. JJ Harris, after 17 years of successful driving under the firm hand of the Boss, Kevin Dye, will retire after a freak car accident which killed his boss and lifetime friend. A. J. is now residing at the Vinita Mental Home with his faithful wheelchair, The Boss's Hoss.