Red Deer Composite High School - Yearbook (Red Deer, Alberta Canada)

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89 CAMPUS CAPERS 1. He was just a drug-store cowboy. 2. The Editor, not changed a bit. 3. Cute kid in the middle, eh what? 4. Can’t you find anything better to neck with girls? 5. A rose between two thorns. 6. Tipsy? 7. My father was a moron, My mother was a moron, And I’m a pencil sharpener. 8. Half-back Swainson. 9. Three’s a crowd. 10. Exit to the girls’ dorm. 11. You tell ' em Bray. 12. Don’t let no man get you down. 13. Fight? Should have brought my spoon. 14. Ascending or descending? 15. Muriel, we never thought it of you! 16. Einstein, the third.

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The Semester System “How does the Semester system work?” This question is asked by scores of people who have heard that it is in operation at our high school. Teachers and students are enthusiastic about the plan. “It is more sensible to study one subject for two hours and accomplish seme real learning than to spend 35 minutes n bbling at a subject,” is a common student comment. On a recent questionnaire, 96 percent of our students voted for continuing semesters. Advantages forecast for this system nave proven correct. Grade XII students who needed only a subject or two to complete their programs have come to us from various parts cf the province. One of the greatest advantages we believed would accrue from the scheme was the enrollment of rural youth during the Wjnter season. Seventy-seven new students registered for the second semester. We have also discovered the odd weakness. One student found that a two-hour period in Chemistry 2 got monotonous and suggested that 15 minutes would be just right! ★ ★ ★ CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF MAN ELEMENT—Man. SYMBOL—$ OCCURRENCE—Found in the proximity of alcoholic beverages, on the heels of women outside, and on the toes at dances. PREPARATION—From earth. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES—Frequently decomposed either in stewed or pickled state. Face covered by hair, which when unshaven gives striking resemblance to his ancestor. Often very peppery though inclined to turn sour, but may turn sweet when treated with care. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES—Possesses marked affinity for food, drink and trouble. Boastfully inclined and given to vanity in the presence of the female of the species. Turns brown when exposed long out of doors, and green when laid low by smarter specimen. Turns cold when ignored. USE—To worry women. NOTE—Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. ★ ★ ★ Can you imagine: 1. Mac 6 feet tall with long hair. 2. Miss Soderman at a hockey game. 3. Lucy without Lorraine. 4. Joan and Marj without gum. 5. Doug, Ted and Smitty without brusheuts. 6. Jean caring less. 7. Rodney taking the same girl out twice. 8. Rocky not flirting. 9. Mr. Evans with 200 kids of his own to look after. 10. Gwen without man troubles. 11. Mrs. Rowat not hearing voices.