Red Bank High School - Roar Yearbook (Chattanooga, TN)

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Cfm YM!! We, the Senior Class of Red Bank High leave the following as our last will and testament. Article I. To the Juniors we will our title of Outlaws and Disrespectful, Insubordinate Brats. Article Il. To the whole student body we leave our everlasting love for Red Bank High School and the wonderful times we have had here. Article III. To the faculty we leave our sincere appreciation for all the time and eFFort they have spent with us. Article IV. Individuals do hereby bequeath the following. We, Benny Dupree, Jock Miller, and Millis Jackson, leave a loaded revolver to Mr. Cox for his own personal USE. We, Linda Bragg and Margaret Bean leave our abilitty for getting caught talking in history class to some uiet 'unior. I, Hafliett illlortin, leave two inches of my hips to Ann Morrison or Linda Daughtery. I, George Dimopoulas, leave my way with women to Nick Bratcher. I, Patsy Alexander, will my diet book to Nancy Dowlen. I, James Jolly, am iust glad to leave this place. I, Mary Alice Cannon, will not leave Joe Birdwell or my red Ford to anyone. I, Jo Ann Johnson, will my ability to fly paper airplanes in bookkeeping to Eddie Trentham and Mac Henry lprovided they won't ollend Miss Robertsonl. We, Doris Spangler, Chorline Spence, and Gail Jackson, leave our valuable book on How to Get a Dia- mond in Ten Easy Lessons to any ambitious iunior who is willing to work at it. I, Joy Workman, bequeath my golf clubs to Tommy McClain Hogan. I, Ann Roberson, will my admiration for tall boys to Jean Bible. I, Clyde Pearson, will my out-standing knowledge in electronics to anyone who can fix my radio. I, Joyce Mclienney, will my love for Mr. Shaw's ties to all you lucky iuniars. I, Joyce Fox, will my natural blonde hair to Faye Cook, I, Jane Hart, leave my dignity to Valerie Bohannon. We, Beverly Ashley and Earlene Gadd, will our gift of gab in bookkeeping to Jean Howard and Kay Farr. I, Billy Ray Thompson, leave my share of Gregory's Bar-B-Que to Jerry Harris. I, William Hale, bequeath my ability to study to Richard Dunn. I, Jimmy Hudson, leave my fast running Ford and my straight A's in school to Jeanette Maynor. l, Paul Walker, bequeath my love for Mr. Shaw's sport coats to all you cool cats. I, Marcia Kay Emerson, leave my demure expression to Gail Higdon. We, Jim McGrew and Grady Gant, will our 4th period smoking session to Jimmy Monsier. I, Norma Gay Brown, will my gym shoes to whoever got them at the first of the year. I, Gary Sanders, leave my reputation as a wolf to John Battle. We, Jo Ann Evans and Edythe Harrison, will our gift of gab to Jean Clemons. I, Merwyn Mann, leave my ability to loaf and my A in gym to Donald Deakins. I, Robert Haynes, leave my freshman women to no one!! I, Tommy Watts, will my bar-bells to Mac Henry. I, Carole Jordan, will my fondness for Connecticut Yankees to anyone fortunate enough to meet one. I, Mabel Daniel, bequeath my mostelady-like-walk to Bunny Fussell. I, Sonny Johnston, will my blackboard iungle boots to Monty lFluHoI Anderson. I, Wayne lRadarI Condra, leave my ability to skip without the teachers knowing about it to Jerry Harris. l, Jo Ann Evans, will my freckles, and curly hair ta Sarah Jones, I, Ronnie Adams, leave my night owl habits to anyone who can stay awake long enough to keep them. I, Hilda Woosley, bequeath my natural blonde hair to Faye Cook! I, Mary Ann McGrew, will my ability to hook football captains to Jeanette Hartman. I, Martha Griffith, will my dancing abilities to Betty Bush. I We, Nancy Jo Barger and Mac McKinley, leave our ability to get along to Lynn DeLuce and Jerry Walker. I, Sue Leath, leave my 3rd and 4th period Bookstore iob to Sandra Barker. I, Judy Coleman, pass on the dirty boogie to Linda Young. I, Joyce Waller, leave my wardrobe of letter sweaters to Helen Roberts. I, Doris Wells, will my few words to Virginia Cain. I, Barbara York, will my place on the Blue and White Staff to Ann Clifton, I4'l

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The following day I looked up other of my former classmates. Raymond Frizzel had opened a speed shop and employed Bobby Bowling as an employee. Crawford Bean had married wealthy and retired abroad. Lark Gifford was an admiral in the navy. Jimmy Hudson and James Jolly are captains of ships in his fleet. Benny Dupree and William Hale are giving lectures on Basketball. Richard Johnson lectures on sports in general, and Harold Lee lectures on girls he has known. Doyle Walker is now located at the Psychology Department at U.T. However, he is not studying, he is being studied. Melvin Harris is a replace- ment for a teacher at Red Bank High School who was turned out to pasture. Jerry Ryan is o Tennessee Senator. His bill to abolish compulsory study of history in high schools has been passed. Marcia Kay Emer- son has become a missionary and is stationed in Lower Slobbovia, lending encouragement to the local yokels. Mary Alloway has been employed as Mr. Shaw's Secretary. Harriet Martin lost all degree of sanity. She now lives in the mountains where she raises dogs and goats and writes accordion music. Pat Anderson is president of a temperance union, and Franz Dantzler is labor leader for the union of circus midgets. Many of my former classmates have gone into show biz. Accordionist, Kay McMillan, bought Law- rence Welk's orchestra. Melva Jean Lindsey is currently appearing as o replacement for Margaret Tru- man on T.V. Mabel Daniel is an opera singer-a diva-she just took a dive at the Metropolitan Opera. Gail Terwilliger is a character actress in broadway shows. Judy Long has become a suggestive dancer. Billy Thompson, believe it or not, has become a ballet dancer. Tim McKenzie, author of science fiction books, is presently occupied at Millis Jackson's movie studio directing a science fiction picture. Joyce Trenthom has become a pianist. The candles of Liberace have been replaced with a pool of high octane gasoline which she pours generously on top of her piano. She specializes in hot iozz. Martha Griffith and Pat Parnel have excelled in the fields of commercial art and illustration. Sue Leath sells school supplies, pencils, paper, pens, bubble gum, and tucks. Johnnie Jones is a lab technician for the Haynes and Hill organization that is trying to determine why physics teachers are the way they are. Anna Jane Archer and Pot Barton founded a medical research laboratory. Joy Workman, aside from being a famous amateur golfer, is also a business woman. The Workman's grease trap plumbing and cleaning company. Nancy Jo Barger is a sanitation engineer, or, if you prefer, plumber for the company. Kendra Trimble is also employed here. Juanita Draper and Carol Lewis manage a bait and tackle store at the lake. Judy Harcrow is an expert on being profitably unemployed. Beverly Ashley operates an all girl garage. Employed there are Hilda Woosley, Pat Pody, Ann Rob- erson, Jane Roberson, Charlene Spence, Norma Tucker, Joyce McKinney, Nelly Pledger, Barbara Lewis, and Earlene Gadd. Councilman Tommy Watts and his wife, former Shirley Greer, brought one of their Cadillacs to the Ashley garage to have a few parts replaced. They got back from the garage a ieep sta- tion wagon. This garage is not AAA approved. Evelyn Gray has taken Betty Crocker's place at General Mills. Tommy Williams amuses himself by feeding her recipes to the ducks at city park and watching them sink. Doris Wells has become a clinical psychologist, and Joyce Waller, Patsy Kellis, Gail Jackson, Jo Ann Johnson, Bob Vaughn, Gwendolyn Hartman, and Margaret Beane are permanent patients. Sally Been, Peggy Edmundson, Joyce Fox and Mazie Massengill have opened a iewelry store selling rubies, emeralds, diamonds and chips from broken coke bottles. Jane Hart sweeps up the remains of broken bottles. Pattye Lauper and Charlene Walker teach at the Bush and McGrew school of ballet. Kenneth Smith do5sn't do much of anything, frankly, he is a bum. Ted Oakes and Larry Swanson act as his traveling ai es. Wilma Pickett teaches at Lone Oaks school, and Doris Spangler teachers chemistry at Baylor. Mary Alice Cannon is touring Europe on the royalties she receives from her mother's cook books. Calvin Sivley, it is reported, is the leader of an underground syndicate in the crooked bubble gum ma- chine racket. Linda Bragg and Jo Ann Evans operate a plant that manufactures pea-shooter ammunition, Bragg and Evans Spitballs, lnc. James E. McDonald, Merwyn Mann, Gail Barker, Norma Brown, and Dorothy Bice are attending U.T. James McDonald is working on his doctorate in advanced philosophy. Judy Coleman is now manager of the Memorial Auditorium. She caters particularly to iigg shows, Little Richard, Fats Domino, etc. Peggy Morring is having financial difficulties. She is trying to collect money for the annual advertisements she sold for the 57 year book. Peter F. McKinley isometimes known to his co- executives as Macl is president of the local cotton mill. Our prophecy has a tragic note. Charlie Adams and Jerrel Martin, air force pilots, agreed to go on a test rocket flight. lt seems that an obscure Red Bank physics teacher worked out the flight plan of the rocket mathematically and, well-it seems that neither the rocket, nor Charlie, nor Jarrel, have been seen or heard of since. A moment's reverence please. Respectfully, DON HIXSON Prophet and Swami 140

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I, Wayne Young, bequeath my Elvis haircut to Mr. Cox. I, Peggy Edmondson, will my vocal abilities to OX Vandergriff. I, Gwendolyn Hartman, bequeath my typing eraser to the ianitor. I, Dorothy Ann Bice, leave quietly. I, Charlotte Marler, leave my friendship for the teachers. l, Wilma Pickett, will my natural curley hair to Judy Riggs. I, Nellie Pledger, leave my locker to the iunior who will get a pick-up truck and clean it out. I, Bill Sandelin, will my ability to drive without hands to Jimmy the Cot Nash. I, Jerry Sitton, will my sleeping pills for use in English to John Acufl. I, Shirley Thomas, leave my net for catching men to Catherine Mabee. l, Norma Tucker, bequeath my history notes to a junior who can read them. I, Jim McDonald, bequeath my heavy foot on the gas pedal to Shirley Brown. I, Charles Adams leave my smitties, and all my other Car CICCeSS0riES to Quillian PBrl4lrtS- I, Kenneth Smith, leave my Bachelors Club membership card to Bill Kinser. I, Kendra Trimble, bequeath my Queenship of the Jungle Gang to Rowena Plumlee. I, Joe Brown, leave my Kingship of the Jungle Bunnies to Gene Witt. I, Judy Long, bequeath my love of the alumni to Barbara Clapp. I, Richard Johnson, leave my tremendous basketball ability to Buddy Van Ewton. I, Larry Craig, will my tall stature to William Hill. I, Mazie Massengale, will my quiet ways to some fresh iuniors who need them. I, Felix Blevins, will my outstanding abilities in school to anyone who can find them. I, Pat Parnell, leave my ability to draw a straight line to Nancy Carver. I, Dicky Bird, leave my ability to lose more books than anybody else to Miss Pryor. I, Doyle Walker, leave my valuable book How to Flirt with Girls, to Stanley Coleman. I, Anna Jane Archer, will my interest in the bond to Paul Peak. I, Jerrel Martin, leave my real gone ways to Lenwyde Tanner. I, Don Hixson, leave my title of Don McShaw to some unlucky iunior physics student. I, Miles Springfield, leave my title of Mousey to iust any ol' rot. I, Jane Roberson, leave my ability to foul out of basketball games to Lettie Sue Jones, who really doesn't need it. I, Jerry Ryan, leave my ability to get six people into o little red car that will hold only 2 people to any- body that wants to buy my car. I, Harold Lee, bequeath my flawless character to Charles Hawkins. I, Raymond Frizzell, leave my history workbook to the highest bidder. I, Gary Hill, bequeath my police radio to Bobby Barnes who needs it. I, Fred Hamby, will my talent in electronics to George Bond. I, Judy Harcrow, will my love for football players to Helen Hixson. I, Melvin Harris, will graduate, I hope. I, Barbara Hatfield, will my good grades and friendly smile to Mary Ann Campbell. I, Charlene Walker, bequeath my ballet shoes to Alfred Massey. I, Joyce Trentham, will my musical talent to Lucy Peak. I, Jane Tittle, bequeath my Slinky walk to Jean Howard. I, Larry Swanson, leave my famous phrase What is your phone number to Don Seagle. I, Calvin Sivley, leave as soon as I can swipe a diploma. I, Don Nichols, will my Central Letter sweater to the Red Bank Letterman's Club. I, Rex Morris, leave my title of Sexy Rexy to Buddy Kennedy. I, Peggy Morring, will my affair with Bob Kettle to Frankie Davis. I, Kay McMillan, will my roving eyes ond ways to Julia Slack. We, Mary Alloway, Bunk Jones, Evelyn Gray, and Gail Terwilliger, the wives of the Senior class leave our cookbooks and brooms to some ambitious underclassmen. I, Tim McKenzie, will my knitting to La Vron Bell. I, Patsy Kellis, will my aloflness to Andrea Moore. I, Johnie Janes, will my A in English to next years D students. I, Shirley Greer, leave my crown as Homecoming Queen to some deserving iunior. I, Lark Gifford, leave my permanent lunch dismissal to Mr. Petersen. I, Earlene Gadd, will my ear for gossip to Pat Pinson. I, Bobby McCrary, leave by the back door. I, Carol Lewis, bequeath my football suit to J. E. Carroll. I, Frantz Dontzler, leave my height to tall Paul Peak. I, Chris Clements, will my title as Chris Cox to Gene Fairbanks. I, Judy Bush, will my worn, tattered, and battered NO. 7 basketball shirt to anyone Wl1O CCH wear ll. I, Crawford Bean, leave all my broken bones to Jim Vfmdergrilf. I, Stanley Bazemore, bequeath my winning smile to Gene Workman. I, Pat Barton, will my worn out chewing gum to anyone or anything except a wastebasket. I, Gail Barker, leave a leash for Mrs. Lyon's dog. lcontinued on page I64l 142