Red Bank High School - Log Yearbook (Red Bank, NJ)

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26 TH E R OU XI) T AI 5 I ,E Barber: Hair tonic, sir? Kaiser: Yes, thanks. Just' a small glass. Farmer: Kin ye milk a cow? Miss Stanger—Can you decline Mat- rimony? Prince—I don’t know. He hasn’t asked me yet. Smock: No, but I operated a foun- He: Won’t you kiss a nd make up tain in High School. She: Well, I won’t make up! Read See That Me But Not Then Got. Up Will I Love if Me All For And You Love You That Love My Be Down And You If You Should Love Will EMPIRE GARAGE j. M. FINKELSTEIN'S ALLAN FROST, Prop. ROCHESTER CLOTHES SHOP, Inc. 21 E. Front Street Tel 209 12 W Front Street Red Bank N. J. Red Bank, N. J. LOUIS GATTIS SON Meat, Groceries, Fruit and Vegetables LIVE POULTRY 155 Shrewsbury Ave. Red Bank Harley-Davidson Distributor GROVER PARKER BIC1CL.ES and MOTORCYCLES 12 Mechanic St. Tel. 1313 Red Bank, N. J. JOHN C. AUL MERCHANT TAILOR Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing Cor. Broad and Monmouth Sts. Red Bank, N. J. C. H. Ennis Electrical and Sporting Goods Automobile Supplies and Sundries Repairing 64 BROAD ST.

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TIIE ROUND TABLE 25 Circumstances A miss may be as good as a mile isn’t always as good as a miss. Launching the Baby There was a man. And all his life he worked In a shipyard. And he got married And in due time A baby was born. The man felt very Happy for awhile Then suddenly He changed For the christening Of the baby Was approaching. And the man seemed Nervous, he couldn’t sleep o’ nights, And he told his wife That he was sure the minister Would hurt the baby When he hit it With the bottle. Wilson: Say waiter how was this steak cooked? Waiter: Smothered in onions. Wilson: Well, it died hard. Mrs. Crandall—What is the divine right of kings? Ed—To better everything except Prince (furiously)—You can’t make a second fiddle out of me. Cecil (soothingly-—That’s all right, M’dear, Always knew I couldn’t string you. —o— Mrs. Smock (to Harvey still in bed) I’m tired of calling you! Harvey (drowsily) : Well, why don’t you raise me! Ken—Can you cook. Dearie? Whiz—I don’t know, Kenny, but I used to make the most wonderful mud- pies. —o— Janette Smock: Stag tonight? Walt Woodhead: Yes, I haven’t any doe. Miss Stanger: What' have we to- day that we did not have a century ago? Libbie Madansky: Me! Leah: Every time I have an argu- ment with Walt I enter it in a small diary. Vee: Ah, I see, you have a little scrap book. Taxi Driver (talking about the car to himself) : Wot a clutch! Doring: Mind your own business! Hartman: In the dark. Voice: Oh, Cecil, why did you turn out the light's.” Hartman: I wanted to see if my cig- arette was lit. Down by the Old Mill He tried to kiss her. But she said She wouldn’t kiss him by a dam site. Wolbach—You seem very sleepy, were you out late last night? Oakley—I had to sit up with the baby. Wolbach—Oh, I see. How old was the baby?

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THE ROUND TABLE 27 HOMER C. METHOT STUDEBAKER DISTRIBUTOR 77 MONMOUTH ST. RED BANK, N. J. NEW TEA ROOM — HESSE’S, BROAD ST., RED BANK, N. J. For your Noon Luncheon try our tasteful Dainty Dishes and the manner in in which they are served will surely please you. Compliments of DAVIDSON’S RED BANK, N. J. Stem-Block-Smart-Clothes The Big Men's and Boys’ Store Business and Secretarial Colleges and Schools of New York and New Jersey 17 Successful Schools DAY AND EVENING Gall, phone or write for our catalogue DRAKE COLLEGE 117 Ninth St. or 155 Market St. Perth Amboy Newark, N. J. Phone 15-J Bruno Mazza Merchant Tailor The Strand Restaurant The Home of Pure Food' Opp. 2nd National Bank Often day and night Comfthments of HENDRICKSON APPLEGATE Red Bank, N. J. Jeffrey Bros. Plumbing Electrical Radio 1 East Front Street Dealers—Contractors