Red Bank High School - Log Yearbook (Red Bank, NJ)

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the Rouxn 23 Miss Gates—What is a cosmopoli- tan? Doring—A monthly magazine. Miss, Rowe—Mr. Eberle, give me a sentence and see if we can change it to the imperative mood. Cobbles—The horse draws the cart. Miss Rowe—Very good. Now change it. Cobbles—Get up! I’m learning the typewriter by the touch system. Then keep your lingers off that dollar key. Peg. S.—coyly—Isn’t it dangerous to drive with one hand? Henry—You bet, more than one fel- low has run into a church doing it. —o— Gray—Did my brother borrow five bucks from you and never return them? Trez—Yes, he’s a skin I’d love to touch! Jack—Gee, I wish I knew where I was going to die. Ed—But what good would that do you ? Jack—I’d never go near the place? How could the Confederate soldiers win when they fought in Union suits? Fish in the ocean. Fish in the sea, Hairwaves and Hairnets Made a fish out of me. My girl has gone to the West Indies for a few weeks. Jamaica? No, she went of her own accord. Why does Ken wear loud sox? Whiz—So his feet won’t' go to sleep! Wagner—Hate food. Eleanor - Why ? Wagner—Spoils my appetite. —o— Picone—I’m just going to dance and dance until my feet are dead. Alice Nelson—Don’t old thing, that would be suicide. Bob W—The ice cream at the dance is certain to be hard tonight. Tom Hills,—Why? Bob I ordered it in bricks. —o— Ted—Went to a stag party last night. Mrs. Nestler—Yes, I saw you stag- gering as you came in. —o— Miss La Fetra—What are pauses? Vera Truex—They grow on cats. —o— Cath. Rogers—What are kisses good for any how? Wallace—Just their face value. Jean—Jack gave me an army-navy kiss last night. Peg—What kind is that? Jean—Oh, rapid fire, about 60 to a minute. He kissed her in the garden, When the moon was shining bright, But she was a marble statue and He was drunk that night. Question—Is, that teacher particular? Kate O’Brien—Is she? She yells if a period is unside down. Vera and I went canoeing last night. Was it rough? No, not very.

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22 THE ROUND TABLE Boyles: So you see if the tempera- ture of the earth was reduced to 158 below zero all of the air would become a liquid. Irwin: Gosh! We’ed all be drowned! Eddie: Fix has been shooting Mr. Hesse’s ducks! Voice: Yes, that’s all he can shoot! Fix: But I don’t shoot my own de- coys like you do! Look out. Jack, beware of red hair! Watch your step, Waldo. After all, it’s the little ones that count, isn’t it Henry? Keep your eye on him, Virginia. Bet- ter make it both eyes! Yes, Harvey, Keyport teachers are sorta tricky! Why, Trez, go all the way to Free- hold? Miss Galbreath: Sidney, what is a circle? Stout: A straight line bent until the ends meet. Mr. Boyles: What is the unit of elec- tricity? Stout—Wha-at? Mr. B: Correct. And what is the conductor of electricity? Stout—Why-er-a Mr. B: Very good, and what is the unit of resistance? Stout (just finishing a yawn) — Oh-um. Mr. B: Excellent: I’ll Lave to give you an A for that! Professor, said Millie Reid upon graduating, I am indebted to you for all I know. Pray, don’t mention it, replied Mr. Boyles. Just a trifle, just a trifle!

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24 THE ROUND TAHI.E Miss Sickles—Did you sweep under the carpet? Count'—Yes’m I sweeps everything under the carpet. Biddle Garrison—Hear about the author drowned out our way last night? Bill Rue—No. How’d it happen? Biddle—He got writer’s cramp. Fritz Leddy Believe in love at first sight ? Bill Jeffries—Yes, and at every other opportunity. Tome was speeding rapidly by. Pos- sibly precious time. But he didn’t know how to begin. Finally he said ‘‘er, are you interested in politics?” She, out of patience, sniffed, ‘‘No, of course not.” And he replied, ‘‘Well, I just wondered if you were a conserva- tive or a liberal. I suppose she gave up her music when he died? Oh, no, she still plays but only on the black keys. Kingsbury—I dream of you day and night. Gracie—No wonder you look so sleepy. —o— Why would you expect blondes to weigh less than brunettes? Because they have a lighter com- plexion. Not a bull was to be seen in the meadow. Only gentle birds twittering. Flowers, daisies, violets all around. But still the dear thing hung back. I’m afraid, she cried. The hero laughed—Afraid of what, dear? Her—Oh, Boy, the flowers are so wild! Maloney—Last night I dreamed I was married to the most beautiful girl in the world. Prince—Oh, John, were we happy? Lank: Let’s walk around the cor- ner and get a drink. Beries—H—1 no, let’s run. Senior- What will you say if you get ‘‘suspended”? 2nd Senior I’ll just tell them what fine people this school turns out. Class—said a teacher— 1 want you all to be so quiet, so very quiet that you can hear a pin drop. Silence was golden. Voice Aw’ right. Let ’er drop! When Homer sang his wondrous lyrics. He sang his way to fame Yet many a simple soul Has never heard his name. But when the ‘‘Babe” hits a homer Thousands his deed acclaim And the spirit of Homers shivers and says— “Why didn’t I learn that game?” The beginning of eternity. The end of time and space. The beginning of every end, The end of every race. Moller—Thought Kurtz was rushing a blonde. Wagner—He was. But she dyed. Mr. Lovett—In case of an accident what is better than presence of mind. Wilkins—Absence of body.