Reading Memorial High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Reading, MA)

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Hall MacFarland Up-to-date Footwear for the Whole Family in¬ cluding Hosiery Space For Sale or Rent Though a woman is not elected to Congress, never¬ theless she is the “Speaker of the House” “DANIELS” The only Tailor on the Square PRESSING, REPAIRING —AND— NAPTHA CLEANSING A SPECIALTY MISS BELLE L. RUGGLES ...PARLOR MILLINERY... 49 PRESCOTT ST. - READING, MASS. Tel. 555-W PRENTISS VIALL ...INSURANCE... Room 3, Masonic Block Reading

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The Pioneer Page Twenty-three meet the needs of the coun¬ try, and not to make profits. 2. Fares are Ioav. English IV— Miss Ab-ott—“Do you know the dif¬ ference between Saturn and Satan?” Miss H-der-n, assuredly—“I know who Satan is.” Physics II— Mr. Ho-e—“What is the larynx, Towle?” Towle—“The coloring in the eye!” English I— . Miss Ab-ott—“Give me a definition of sanctity.” Freshman—“Sanctity is something that must be looked out for in all can¬ ning and preserving factories.” Physiology IV— Ru-y Fo-bes—“Miss Corliss, did you say to put the muscle in arm? Tee- hee! ” Senior—“Cablegram is a tele¬ gram sent by a submarine!” Physics II— Mr. Howe—“What time is it at six o’clock?” Pleasantries. Professor (translating latin) — “Slave, where is thy horse?” Startled Pupils—“In my desk, sir, but I wasn’t using it.”—Ex. Heard in Physics—“What is a bat¬ tery?” “An electrical device with shocking habits.” “Mother,” said the son, “I made a mistake when I took chemistry, I want to take astronomy, instead.” “No,” said the mother, “you’ll have to invent some better excuse for staying out at night.”—Ex. Geometry teacher (explaining a diffi¬ cult theorem)—“Now, class, look at the board and I will run through it quickly.”—Ex. Teacher—“Between whom was the battle of Marathon fought?” Pupils—“Between two mountains.” Mrs. Askum—“So you took a trip abroad last summer. Did you go up the Rhine?” Mrs. Newrich—“Right up to the very top. What a splendid view there is from the summit.”—Ex.

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TORRE’S THE ONLY STORE IN TOWN MAKING ITS OWN .— Ice Cream --.— Tel. Reading 248-W MISS F. NAGLE Scientific Scalp and Facial Massage Shampooing and Manicuring Formerly with 1 Harnden St. Miss Cleary Reading, Mass. MISS ALMA F. CAMPBELL Experienced Teacher PIANO, ORGAN, HARMONY Musical Kindergarten Foundational Work .... Residence Studio, 179 Main Street READING SQUARE H. A. BROWN Tel. 271-J 41 Haven Street . . Reading, Mass. VICTOR - VICTROLAS AND VICTOR RECORDS Hallet Davis’ and Conway-Lexington Pianos and Player Pianos Geo. W. Davis Co. The Reading Cycle Store SPORTING GOODS Storage Battery Service Station 28 Haven Street Tel. 382-Reading ...Austin’s Lunch... CATERING Ice Cream and Cigars Telephone Connection Reading, Mass.