Reading Memorial High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Reading, MA)

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ELECTRICAL CONTRACTORS READING LIVERY AND BOARD¬ ING STABLE Cor. Gould and Ash Streets U. G. BISBEE, Prop. Special attention paid to boarders. Horse Clip¬ ping a Specialty. I have bought out the Cesspool and Vault Cleaning branch of the business of John Stock, and will execute that work with promptness and despatch. FURNITURE MOVING AND JOBBING WESTON EMERY ..Florists.. AUBURN STREET “Johnny,” said the teacher, “if you had five eggs in a basket, and laid two on the table,how many would you have?” “Seven,” said Johnny. Ex. PRENTISS VIALL ...INSURANCE... Room 3, Masonic Block Reading

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Page Twenty-one The Pioneer “That automobile was expeeding the seed limit.”—M. E. P-rk, ’12. E. M. P. and M. E. M., ’12—“Is this a bargain which I see before me?” Certain Sophomore boys object to being obliged to walk home when they go on a slfeighing party. Teacher (after fire-drill)—“Why, where did you go?” Pupil—“We didn’t go. We just turned around and came back.”—Ex. Notice: All jokes handed to the editors should be written on tissue paper, so that we may be able to see through them. —Ex. I. V-ill-rs, T2, says a “catastrophe” is a great “kerplunk.” ???????? R. B. M., T2. French IV.: Miss E.—“Will you please translate. Miss C—?” D. C-mm-ngs (translating)—“I did not say no.” It sounded rather suspicious when G. P., ’12, asked Miss G— how to write “announcement.” It’s Leap Year, you know. Soph.—“It’s all over the school!” Fresh. (excitedly) —“What?” S,oph. (calmly)—“The roof, little one.” —Ex. In Alg. I A, C. G-dr-dg- suddenly made the discovery, after due de¬ liberation, that x plus x actually equals 2x.

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Tufts College Tufts College Medical School Dental School The building has recently been enlarged and remodelled Offers a four years’ graded course including all branches of Scientific and Practical Medicine. The labor¬ atories are extensive and fully equipped. Clinical instruction is given in the various hospitals of Bos¬ ton which afford facilities only to be found in a large city. Three years’ graded course, cover¬ ing a 1 1 branches o f Dentistry. Laboratory and scientific courses are given in connection with the Medical School. Clinical facilities unsur¬ passed. 30,000 treatments being made annually in the Infirmary. For detailed information regarding admission requirements to either school, or for a catalogue, apply to FREDERIC M. BRIGGS, M. D., Secretary, Tufts College Medical and Dental Schools, 416 Huntington Avenue, Boston, Mass. Fish is Brain Food WE SELL FRESH FISH Get your Brain Food at the Rockport Fish Market TELEPHONE 76 “I woke up with a start last night, and thought my watch was gone.” “Well, was it?” ‘‘No, but it was going.” —Ex. GEORGE H. ATKINSON CO. Telephone 70 . • • i »r WHOLESALE AND RETAIL The Price You Pay for Flour is not always an indication of quality. But when the brand of flour is REGENT that indicates Quality