Reading High School - High Lights Yearbook (Reading, OH)

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.. ,..:-..-g MOON VA'--H -11-Zi. gg- D ' Q x ' -Q T' r 7, ' fr g . 5 , ll I x- N Q5 7 K ' 'uf , ' In 9 'K ClASS P Hello, ladies and gentlemen. This is station RHS T. V. here in the metropolis of Washington, D. C. bringing an eye witness account of the Inaugauration Ball of 1972. The ball is being held at the Hotel Calhoun, supported by the multimillionaire Bo- Bo and his spoken-for. It seems that the guests are just arriving! The election this year was won by a landslide in favor of the women. Candidates for President were Geraldine Foley and Ken lessen. The latter lost the battle. Senator Dan Bonbright won the position of Vice President from Jim Anderson. Secretary of State, Shirley Barry, comes in wearing a Jung original, created by the now famous loyclyn, Lnc, We are hoping that Proffitt doesn't make a loss since he was elected Secretary of the Treas- ury. Welcome! Zsa Zsa Magor and Hank Finatra alias Jennilee Derrick and Bill Hartman. Congratulations on your latest Academy Award for Gone with the Typhoon. We see you're well surrounded by your handsome press agents, John Bur- ger and Charles Flege, and your photographer, Pete Riesenberg. We also see that Doris Miller, your dramatic coach, is accom- panying you. Looking inconspicuous and standing near the punch bowl with two rifles, one atomic hand grenade, and a hydrogen sling shot stands Helen Arand. She is the new executive of the secret ser- vice branch of the F. B. I. She is watching Carol Dreadful Dig- gins, who is looking through the corner of her eye at Jack Cutter, the famous oil-tycoon. Dreadful has recently been accused of the 37, 000, OOO robbery at Imelda Groh's fabulous bank. Looking over our program of this evening's floor show we note that Shirley Lucas, Miss M-M Boy of 1972, is singing along with the Earl Weis all-girl orchestra featuring Darlene Boehl playing a tuba, Ginny Blair a violin, Dot Glossner the ban- jo, and Piano Pat fliettlerp, who has won her fame with her name- sake. We also see as vocalists two basses and a high soprano, Ed Nichol, Greg Hostiuck, and Rosemary Watson. It will be a rare pleasure to hear them as they have been touring Europe and the African jungle presenting their songs to the natives for the last four years. . Ah, our notable senators have appeared. Let's see, do we recognize anyone? Oh yes! among the crowd is John Brune of California. He has taken a stand in the Senate in favor of lower- ing the voting age to 15 because there are so many accidents at this age that many children never reach 18. Edna Du Chemin. the old maid senator from Wisconsin, expects that before long :nur educational methods will be so high and rapid that a child will be capable of voting soon after leaving the cradle. Stanley Masters of Kentucky, always a lady's man, and the one who pre- sumably was elected because the women in his fair state out- iumbered the men five to one, is trying to pass a law giving free flome-permanents to the fairer sex. Ronald Caldwell of Ohio, who always had an interest in aviation is now in the midst of his ar- guments in favor of placing speed limit signs in the sky especially for guided missles, rocket ships, flying saucers, and an occasional Qld-fashioned airplane. Lee Corbin and her husband have just walked in. Wonder what he thinks of Senator Lee's new bill ask- Z9 RUPHICY ing that dogs and cats be represented in the senate by an animal of their own choosing, Sylvia Lang and Joyce Page, the two friends representing Washington and New York, who haven't taken a positive stand on anything, are now headed toward the President's table to congratulate the winner. The M. C. is now introducing celebrities. He takes great pleasure in calling atten- tion to the Continental Ballet team with Ronny Clevenger, Wen- dell Raney, and Joyce Riesenberg. We interrupt this program in behalf of our sponsor, the Bell Less Alarm Clock manufacturer, Shirley Lewis. Shirley, herself a lover of sleep, guarantees that these clocks positively do not ring, and may not even run. Now back to the Ball. Ladies and Gentlemen, we now have the great honor of see- ing Jane Meyers, the fabulous and wealthy society leader. She is dressed entirely in ermine trimmed in platinum, a creation of the model agency headed by lo Anne Young. With her, represent ing the agency, is Betty Rolland, the model with the hour-glass' figure. Reporting for the Merry Globe, owned by fabulous Dolly, is Genene Nichols and Doris Fehrenbach who are widely known for their coverage of important events. Now gracing the archway with a few of her team who have secretly been under contract to fail their college courses so that they might continue to play football, is Coach Carol Von Bar- gen of Notre Dame. With her, representing the team, are Dan Wilhoite, Jerry Santel and Judy Green, the three most valuable players, waterboy, end, and tackle. Honorary cheerleaders are Elaine Schehr and Joyce Williams. Late as usual, going according to the proprieties of fashion, are Bill Oman and Jerry McMillan. Bill is having fine success with his Charm School for Men in which he has employed Jerry as head charm. Paul Magin, the great orator, who has been designated to be Master of Ceremonies tonight, has announced the Reading High School Alma Mater which will be played in honor of the Presi- dent and a few contemporaries. Since the clock has struck five, and because many of the electees are from small country towns like Reading, Ohio, the crowd begins to disperse in order to obtain the proper amount of sleep. After a prayer by Pope Paul Campbell, who has flown straight from Rome to honor his contemporaries. we hear polite adieus, and fond hopes that the next four years will be a credit to the graduates of Reading High School. Station RHS T. V. has been proud to present this program as a public service in honor of the above mentioned school. P, S. The fabulous dance programs were 'printed by Dick Lacher. Irmgard Haerr Jeanne Gebert Shirley York Evelyn Turner Geneva Hawks

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2'l,f.-2 9 X Q fi f li: v :ua -- 4- ' .4 Ai- lA8J WIllA IJJISJ Ml J We, the Senior Class of Reading High School, being of dis- posing mind and sane memory and desiring to make such dispo- sition of our worldly estate as we deem best, so make, publish and declare this to be our last will and testament. FIRST: To the faculty, we leave our studious habits and deep appreciation for all your help. SECOND: To the Freshies, we bequeath our ability in sports and our cooperative spirit. THIRD: To the Sophomores we give our ability to win the Scholarship plague. FOURTH: To the Juniors, we will our dignity, our seats in the auditorium and to each individual Junior we do hereby designate: Jim Anderson transfers his stiff, erect posture to Jerry Hayes. Helen Arand passes on her expert hot rodding to Barbara Harmon. Shirley Barry bequeaths her calm, cool, collected ways to Betty Scalf. Virginia Blair gives her unassuming wayS I0 D01ores Jean Gebert. Darlene Boehl hands down her winning ways with the Lockland boys to Harriet Schmidt. Charles Bonbright gives his acid bottle and stink bombs to Roland Ficke. John Brune leaves his putting power to Wes Blackstone. John Burger transmits his salesmanship of nuts and bolts to Bob Young. Ronald Caldwell passes on his well groomed appearance to Dan ROPP- Bobo Calhoun bequeaths his Pinocchio nose to Jon Patrouch. Paul Campbell wills his friendly dimpled smile to Charles Dunn. Ronald Clevenger gives his Toni Home Permanent to Pete Dils and Frank Carter. Lee Corbin passes on her fun loving spirit and beautiful singing voice to Jean Wilson. Jack Cutter leaves his Marcus Haines ability to Charles Johnson. Jennilee Derrick bequeaths her scholastic ability and flowing locks to Jean Walters. Carol Diggins leaves her carefree philosophy of life to Gail Pettis. Edna Du Chemin gives her dependability and competency in Home Ec. to Geneva Hawks and Irmgard Haerr. Doris Fehrenbach passes on her outstanding all-around ability to Barbara Wetterer. Charlie Flege transmits his knack for blushing to Bob Reed, Gerry Foley wills her well-known boisterous giggle to Norleen Sloan. Butch Glossner leaves her beautiful natural blond locks to Joanne Geraci. Sylvia Lang hands down her dark complexion to Marilyn Rolman. Judy Green donates her 97 lbs. to Shirley York. Imelda Groh leaves her sly roving eyes to Eileen Topmiller, Bill Hartman passes on his catty ways to Bob Bradshaw. Greg Hostiuck leaves his talkative, officious manner to Don Cutter. Ken Jessen wills his 222 pounds to Truman Sheldt and Ron Cutter ---there is enough for both ! ! l I Joyclyn Jung wills her charming lady-like manner to Carol Malott. 1-.L .. Pat Kettler dispatches her pack of chewing gum and wise cracks to Carol Luers, Dick Lacher leaves his musical talent to John Mitsch. Shirley Lucas passes on her forward imagination to Beverly Wade. Shirley Lewis gives her temperamental moods to Jo Anne Huff. Paul Magin's independent attitude goes to Ray Robbins. Stan Master's suave ways and Arthur Murray technique on the Dance Floor is left to Donald Juenke. Dolly Merry's knack for homemaking and cooking is willed to Carol Bohrer. Jane Meyers wills her technique at the hospital to Nancy Kramer. Doris Miller passes on her beautifully manicured nails and col- lection of boy friends to Shirley Higgins. Ed Nichol leaves his football ability and socks to the Cutter Twins. Genene Nichols leaves her love for art work to Janet Flynn. Bill Oman passes on his perfect attendance and red hair to Bill Maynard. Orville Proffitt dispatches his opinions and his hobby of arguing to Dick Sutttnan. Joyce Page leaves het off and on diets to Katherine Garnett. Wendell Raney gives his talented hillbilly acting to Jim Nickley. Pete Riesenberg donates his influence with Mr. Singer to Art Brownfield. Joyce Riesenberg leaves her quiet scholarly manner to lobo Elmlinger. Betty Roland dispatches her ability to sleep in every class to Dolores Redwine. Jerry McMillan transmits his electrical knowledge and tool kit to Skippy Scharfenberger. Jerry Santel leaves his size 12 shoes to Ernie Jones. Elaine Schehr gives her desire to go to Alaska to Diane Kupfer- schmidt. Rosemary Watson leaves her parking spot on Brown Street to Lois Terrell. Earl Weis leaves his ability to say No to Jack Hardy. Don Wilhoite passes on his pitching arm to Les Nickley and his batting average to Jim Bittner. Joyce Williams hands down her famous gym suit and shoes to Shirley Von Bargen, Carol Von Bargen gives her outstanding sport abilities to Evelyn Turner. Jo Anne Young bequeaths to Charleen Elmlinger her way with the Sophomore boys. Given this 7th day of June, in the year of Our Lord, nineteen hundred and fifty-four. 1954 QED -,of ,Dil F Av 1- . A- :l. f-iafm., Y

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