Razorback (SS 394) - Naval Cruise Book

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SINGING One of the most popular forms of entertainments aboard the Razorback is the singing festivals often held inthe crew's mess. We are very fortunate in having quite a bit of talent aboard, and when all hands get together, the result is quite harmonious. Lil Georgie Dement, the world's greatest baritone, Hog Eye Halman and his howling guitar, George Hershman, also a guitar player, and virtuoso of the violin, Mr. Petty, are perhaps the main stays in our musical world because they provide the sound and fury which we follow. When persuaded to do so, R. L. Walker could really beat it out with any implement on hand, and thus provide the percussion instruments for our band. Among us, who will ever forget the records Lil Georgie and Hog Eye made on the'beach at Honolulu? I think none. Those records were enjoyed more than any platters ever brought aboard, A vote of thanks has often been extended to the fellows of the electrical gang who made up that Super Song Book. Old Melodies, containing all the favor- ites, old and new, the songs that people just naturally sing when they get together, this book was a huge success. A write up on singing would scarcely be complete if we were to leave out mention of the giant strides our own ward room had taken to preserve traditional American music. If it can be called music. Their singing was publicly unveiled at the ship's picnic in Midway, There, for the benefit l?l that delightful melody l?l Be Kind to Our Web Footed Friends. lf it's ever sung before a music critic in the hopes of having it published, we fear his reaction can be summed up in this one w0I'Cl. UQl'1-H Honorable mention shou'd go to the fellows who go about tuning up on those accordions, among them G. F. Gibson, Culp, O'ConneIl and a host of others. Also, let us not forget the painful strains of Mr. Anderson's trumpet emerging from the engine room, where both he and Big George held forth until, to the relief of all hands, an essential part of that infernal noise- maker was irrevocably lost. MOVIES The house lights go dim, a hush falls over the audi- ence, and the blare of trurnptts and a crash of CYmbal5 fill the Razorback Rialto. Movies aboard the Razorback hold high place. In providing entertainment for all hands. It certainly excels eating in popularity, because even Jack Hoegen will cease partaking when movie call is sounded, Held in the torpedo rooms, with detours now and then to the wardroom and the crew's mess, invariably all available sDace is ocCUDled' And if Betty GVEPI3 and the rest of Filmland's luscious inhabitants could see then en- thusiasm displayed when it is our luck to have prO- moted a colorful musical, there is nO dOUl9'f but that they would be inspired to even greater effort. Recognition must be given also to Scanlan, Pryb',sz, Porta, and O'NeaI for their operation of the projector. Were it not for these men, the talents of the stars would not have been viewed by us. And, had one of these men not volunteered to show his skill, the world would never have heard the phrase Pulling a Porta. The opinion of the crew is that there are two types of movies. Good and bad. Movies such as Diamond Horseshoe come in the Good category, and there is no doubt in anyone's mind which rank Republic Pic- tures hold. ' BEARDS Mention submarine sailor to most anyone, and why is it that nine out of ten people will come right back with the word beard, It seems these two words have become synonymous, and it is the preroga- tive of the undersea salts to raise a full crop of chin spinach. Not to be outdone in anything, the mighty Razor- back has had her share of these proponents of fuzzy faces. There has been many beards, short beards, Van Dykes, Mutton chops, the scraggly types, full bushy varieties, the one pet hair kind and lastly, al- though no one could ever think of a name for it, the type grown by Mr. Adams. Mr. Smith once put this bit of wisdom on the bulletin board concerning beards. I quote: 'There are three types of beards, Trimmed- Hobo-Moth Eaten--, I should like to list, as nearly as can be recalled, the names of the fellows who have forsaken the razor at one time or another, aboard this submarine. lst Patrol 2nd Patrol 3rd Patrol 4th Patrol Captain Brown Mr. Pattillo Davis I???l Mr. Bonds Mr. Smith Massiello Mr. Farris Mr. King Schwaderer McBride Prybysz Mehalick Steward Langford La Pointe Dukes Hanson Hershman Prescott Gibson Porta McManus Scanlan Atkinson Walker Mr. Fort Massey Phagans Auer Sth Patrol Alas and alack, the only man aboard who will wear a beard back to the States is Chubby McBride. I-le ex- pects to play Santa Claus to some cute little babe if, he can find one.

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TOP-L to R: LT. Comdr. Robbs, Ens. Farrisg CENTER--Lt, Smith BOTTOM--I. To R: Lf. Cj.g.J Johnson, Ens. Bonds