Raymond High School - Ra Co Hi Yearbook (Raymond, IL)

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62 THE RAYMONIAN HllllllHHHFIHllllllllllllllllllllllllHHHIHKlllllllllllllllllllllll4Hill!llllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIlllllllllIllllllllllllllIllllllllIllllllllllIllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIllllllllIIIllIIllIIlIlllIlIllIIIlIlIIllIlllIIlIlIllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIHIII!llIII!Il!Il!I 13. Thrift: A A Scotchman and his bride were surveying their wedding gifts. She: Sae mony beautiful gifts. I-Ie: Aye, but so mony from friends nae married yet. 14. Children: Teacher: What is a panther ? Bright Cherub: A panther ith a man who makth panth. 15. Death: Where'x'e you been F Sitting with a corpse. VVas it a wake F No, of course not. It was deadf' olde! POSITIVES Sure cure for snoring: Don't go to sleep. Glenna K. and Florence M.-Giggles. Excitement in English III. Mrs. Vernon in a good humor. ? VVilliam Luking being courteous. Keith Chapman dressed up. 9993.8 NEGATIVES Lema Lessman's presence at the Freshman party. The whole school making A. Edna Guthrie being absent. jesse Roberts on time. Ted and Bruce frowning. Mr. Judson in the wrong. aide! HIT AND MISS THINGS WE ARE PROUD OF Dorothy Held's report card is all A. Edna Guthrie has never missed a day of High School. Miss Garrett has been with us throughout our High School career. Wilma Cass has never been tardy in her school life. Leo Eaton has played in every basket ball game for three years. ' UNIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIlIIIIIII1l1IIll1llIlIIIIIIIlIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIIllllNllllllilllllHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIllIII11IIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIllIIIIllIIIIIIIIIlIllIIIIIIllllllIIIIIIIIllllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIHMIHIIWMMMI

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THE RAYMONIANG' 63 llliilllllllllllllllllIIII!IIlillI!lI!IilliIlliliiiiillllillilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllnlillilllillliillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllII!!!llillIlI!II'IIIIIII!!IlIIlII'llllllIHlI!lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIlllllIllllIllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Ted Herman was a lineman on a football team when only a Freshman. Mr. Vernon believes in fair play in all lines of business. Wilma has been H. S. pianist for four years. Our Senior year has been too busy and happy for words. Merrill has never been called to the office. fThe girls haven't, either.j NVe have planned what wc are going to do. .ale-2.5! MOTTOES Sewing Class: As we sew, so shall we rip. Seniors: Give us justice. Caesar Students: Bury dead languages. Freshmen: To be as dignihed as the Seniors. Pauline.: Give me men. Merrill: To attain new Fords. Edna: To wed. General: Love me, and the world is mine. Babe: All the world loves a lover. Botanists: Bugs. Vernon: Obey or pay. 99.99.99 WELL-DONE ROAST S From the Class Room XValdene: This average in Home Ec. doesn't include that buttonhole I made. does it? 99 99 -.99 Teacher: Freshmen, what subject would you like to debate? Glenn Martin: Resolved, That Zane Grey is a woman. .99 '99 299 Miss Garrett: Pronounce Gnaeus,' as you would pronounce gnat. Beulah Poggenpohl: Nat Pompey reigned in 54 B. C. .99 U99 .99 Irma: I got an A on my apron, and a B on my basket. Will I get an N. G. on this night-gown? A .99 99 .99 Prof.: If you could work like you can dance, you'd certainly be stepping in algebra. fWhew lj 1lllMlllllllIWll1lIllIlIlIIIlllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllll1llllllllIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIlliIIllllllIIIIllIIllIIIllIIlIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllll