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JOKES Teacher: What is the plural of he? Grace Canxiouslyjz The plural of he is she Mr. Taylor: Leona, where was the first contin- ental congress held? Leona: At Indianapolis. Mr. Taylor Cin history classiz Hazel, what battle was fought in the year 451 A. D.? Hazel: I don 't remember. U Mr. T. :Don 't you know what was fought in the year 451 A. D.? H. :Oh yes, that was when the Revolutionary battle was fought. 7 Miss Aurelius Cin music classjz Voorhiese, where is do in the key of C- Voorhiese: I don 't know. Miss A.: Where are your eyes? It is on the board. Voorhiese: They 're in my head and I don 't have to have glasses to see with either. Mr. Fox: Gee, I don 't weigh anything now. I've fallen oif an awful lot since school began. Mr. Taylor: You can 't prove it by your looks. Teacher: What was the first period of Shake- in speare's dramatic writings called? l I Davis: The period of joy. He believed in God, so he wrote comedies. Mr. Taylor: Glenn, who taught the Germans in olden times? Glenn: The tutors teached them. i Luella: Lt won't take Dwight long to go to heaven. Leona: Why? Luella: It won't take Dwight long to go to Mr. Fox Cholding up a helixj : Lavon, what is this called ? Lavon: It is a hellix. Dwight: Why is Vera always around your desk? Lavon: Don 't know, must be some attraction. Junior: Why does Emory Beam stop when he is about half way through a proposition? Senior: To get his breath, I suppose. e. Junior: Oh no, bonehead, because he is stuck and has nothing to unload. Mr. Taylor Cin history classl : Orville, where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Orville: At the bottom. Latin teacher: Miss Aurelius, what are the prin- cipal parts of do ? Miss A. CDomestic Science teacherj: Wheat, flour, dough and biscuits. Page fifty-one 4 . s
Pa ' -,rw , Civics Teacher: Now, if the President, Vice President, and all the.C,abinet. officers should die, l . . .. , whouwould ofliciate? M ' Luella: Thevundertaker. lll L' N , . f 1 Dwight -Cin Physics laboratoryj: What do we lll use in this experiment DI V : l 1 ll Lavon: Brains. . ll Leona Cpointing past Mr. Fox to a piece of ap tl paratusbz 'What is that? ' gl Dwight: Mr. Fox. A l 1 . l , Mr. Fox: We want jokeswith local setting. ' Glenn: I slipped and fell on the walk yesterday. Mr. Fox: Well, what of it young man '? Glenn: Wasnjt thatglocal setting? Dwiglit Brooks, lank and tall, took fertilizer by mistake, that 's all. I Emory Beam: Mr. Fox, have you a city of two tails you would loan me for a while? We are going ' to study that for a while now. f Mr. Fox: No, Emory. ,The nearest thing I have to that is A Tale of Two Cities. Leona Mull: Where is my Vicar of Wakefield? Freshman: Howilong have you had him? ge fifty-two 1 I l Luella Elwell, when asked what occupation she intended to follow through life, replied: I think shall be a Cliakerj. Departing Senior: I came to thank you for all I know. ' Proli: Oh, don't mention the trifle. Physics Teacher: Vera, define a vacuum. Vera Ca little confusedl: I got it in my head all right, but I can't explain it. Teacher: What do they raise over in Europe ll Smart Boy: I'guess they are raising Cainmovhr there now. Mr. Fox: We used an electric iron all' last sum- mer. f Vera: With a battery tl ' I Mr. F.: No, We lived in the city then. In fact, it was very cheap-onlyten cents a week. ' p Luella:,Oh, you had it charged did you 'L' Mr. F.: I don't remember. Mr. Fox: Mr. Taylor, what three words are used most by the sophomores? , ' Mr. T.: I donit know. Mr. F.: Correct. '
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