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Allo allo remember lne thls IS your forelgn correspondent Mer DCOIIYICIH ln my supersonlc moblle unlt reportlng from the battle llne to the IISICHCIS of KELP all around the world I aln puttlng you on the alr Wowwwweeeeerrrrrrrrr' All take cover' All take cover' Boommmmm Put on your helmets' Esery body hastens to obey General Brlent All the women rush bllndly to the foxholes and the trenches They were all panlcky and were shoutlng at the tops of thelr lungs just as lf they had seen a man Lnfor tunately thls was the case Men were ln thelr jets streaklng HHUIICIX1 bombs Yes, thls IS war ln lts blackest hour Wars had been golng on eyer slnce Adam and Eye, but the year 1940 an unlucky year for the men, saw an unprecedented cause for revolt Emlly Post had just been elected Presldent of the Unlted States and lhlS had caused the hen peeked husbands to uprlse agalnst the domlneerlng better haly es of thelr llves Dr L L Thels, sclentlst who surpassed all the Los Alamos genluses wlth her dlscoverles, bravely leads the counter flre Two people are huddled away 1 one corner of the dark trench and are applylng faclals to each other' They are none other than cluslve beauty salon Patrlcla Anastasla W0tlPka could not 10111 up be cause she could not leave New York where she was maklng her debut Her debut IS HOId1Hg Up The Statue of Llberty We see Mary Nell across the battle fleld tearfullyf blddlng her mllllonalre husband Roger goodbye Nancy Tlbblaskl comes tfalllng IH playlng her flute Toot' Toot' She left a heap of dead men on her trall and mathematlclan Barton after havlng added up ten pages of fractlons and ratlos remarked that Nancy could klll eleven tlmes more men wlth her flute than any normal woman wlth her ray gun Dr S MCdlgOYlCh psychlatrlst ln her haste to shelter neglected to select two m3tChlng heels She dalntlly stepped down lnto the trench holdlng her Sklft lll one hand and her horoscope book IH the other She strolls across the mud floor of the trench as best she can conslderlng that one leg ls shorter than the other For your general lnformatlon she told us that her horoscope had predlcted that lt wa golng to be a hectlc day Across the fleld we see dashlng madly Gretchen Bassett and ASPHSIH Nlerarl who just barely made lt out of what IS now the enemy 0fflC6fS club They re haylng a hard tlme gettlng across the fleld because thelr Splked heels keep slnklng lnto the mud Alnldst the nolse of the bombers we hear baby WHIIS Its the Neeley kldS screamlng as Mama lNlna stashes her brood ln the foxhole for safety The eldest crles But Mama we llke the traller better' Let the Navy lead thls attack and the vlctory wlll be ours shouts Cory Coldwell the Admlral of our eet Oh but our Navy IS amphlblous' Emma Hagar and her manager Hllda Garcla are just back from the Olymplcs where Emma won the one woman volleyball team tltle Emma almost dropped the ball once because of Hlldas glggllng Edlth Wynne almost cant make the trench hole because shes welghted down by all her mllltary decoratlons Shes just recelved the Presldent E Posts award for havlng the most battle scars one for each day of the year In the dlstance we see Llnda Myers cloddlng across the sand hllls on her old but falthful horse Chlco She s the famous southwestern rancher who keeps the Army supplled YVIIII meat Carol Salome drlves up to the foxhole ln one of out Wlth thelr cherry grape llme coke floats slnglng the current hlt Hlgh School Days Are Happy Days Arent They? Ann Slmmons the test tube manufacturlng octupus Whlle looklng for a safe place to preserve her test tubes stumbles upon the trench She spent the rest of her stay ln the hole hoverlng over her products maklng sure they would not get broken lHVltCd Llnda Myers to play at the conservatory where she IS head of the plano depart ment The presldent of the conservatory 15 Llberace who has turned out to be a gem he IS the No 1 spy for the women s Sl e Ana LOUISE Soto has also helped the women s cause She IS known as Juarez ROSIIH and has won many men to the females slde wlth her charms Evangellst Paullne Mlan just walked ln and proph eSlCd our vlctory and ln order to celebrate thls news she IS handlng out hymnals whlch are now called hermnals Hello hello thlS IS your flVC star General Mc Mlllen taklng over Mer has gone to greet every body personally Thls certalnly has been a surprlslng way to meet agaln If we have all lasted out thls long we wlll certalnly last out through thls war ' . . ' Y . 7 . . 1. . , , T 9 cc 9 ' 99 n . . ' . ' 44 ' ' ' l 9 , ' 99 - I 7 al. ' ' fl . I 46 ' ' ' 73 ' Y ' . 5 - . , V , Y Y ' ' 7 . . . I 3 ' ' ' Q - 1 n . , I 7 I . . Y 4 Q 7 1 , 7 I , B , , n Elodia and Rita, co-owners of the worldls most ex- her new Cars with Ered Stockmeyer. They airily step I ' . 9 9 ' ' . ,, . 7 77 . . H . ' ' , 9 9 - Y 99 ' ' 1 7 ' 7 7 ' ' , -v 1 1 u n l 9 . I 7 7 l ' ' ' , ' ' 'cl . . l , 7 ' S. , . . 7 ' T ' v ' v ' I ' f . 9 V . . 9 . 9 . I ' ,
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