Racine High School - Kipikawi Yearbook (Racine, WI)

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KU Oscar Krause is owner ofa chain of drug stores which sell an especially flexible brand of sauer-kraut. At the studio of the Acme Associated Actors, Kenneth McKivett is seen directing the screen version of the sensational stage success .fflmoxt Three Wefkfelmy Geraldine Bassindale with Vera Volkert as the star, Richard Kroupa as her leading man, Edwin Monafeldt as the villain, Ruth Peterson as the vampire, and Alice Magee, in her spare moments, contributing the comedy relief. Minor characters floating around were Ben Waisman, Virginia Nlorris, Viola Knoflock, and Ethel Syphrit. Hugh Nloore is coaxing forth the shekels as the business manager the is not coining counterfeit moneyj. The four Olsons, namely, Edith, Evelyn, Kenneth, and Nlildred, are doing an acrobat act in vaudeville. Steve Sadlon and Edith Miller are doing a Nlarathon in preparation for the Olympic Games. ' Evelyn Schukawski, Helen Navitslcy, Wallace Pinkoslcy, Xvalter Albertinski are among the leading :ki manufacturers in northern South America. Helena Wacek is a motorwoman in the New York subway, and during her odd moments she is a newspaper correspondent for the Literary Digefl, taking care of ' 'Gossip of the Day. Hazel Wasrud is a traffic cop on the corner of London Bridge. E Ethel Weber is a lecturer on ' 'The Feasibility of Putting Frosting on Pancakes. Agnes Mikulance is an astute detective under the personal direction of Sherlock Holmes and his distinguished colleague, Ida Laine, who often disguises herself as a beautiful young lady. West Racine has been transformed, and the streets have been renamed Hansen, Pederson, Nelson, Rasmussen, after the important persons. On the Hansen Avenue are Esther, Gladys, Gudrun, and Ruth. Pederson Avenue boasts the residences of Esther and Ierome. On Nelson Avenue live Dorothy and Iessie and Clifford, and we note that on Rasmussen Avenue live Alvin, Harold and his twin sister Helga. Carrie Otteson has gained great fame for her skill in portrait-painting. She has gained special honor for her portrait of Roy Nielson and Harriet Iones as Romeo and luliet. Dorothy Christenson, due to her habit of trying on herself her diets before she in- flicts them on others, is recovering in the hospital where she formerly reigned as nurse. Lillian Haug, a second Red Grange, is carrying ice on her sturdy shoulders during winter. Doris Peehn is conducting a chain of beauty shops, ably assisted by Rachel Hansche and Caroline Braatz. Among her regular customers are Iames Healy, Richard Iuhre, and Gerald Iorgenson. George Kehl is raising Cale by growing kale. leanette Hull is selling un- Hulled -popcorn. Howard Iohnson, though having a slight figure, is adept at juggling figures, though he is not in vaudeville. Leora Gammelguard is a missionary in Somalilande with Louise Macek as her medical attendant ther great specialty is toothachej. Harriet Henning teaches the natives French so that they can read the menus at the restaurant run by Esther Brauer with Florence Buttenhotf as her head-waiter. Ruth Cerny is running for mayor of Racineg her manager is Florence Cashman, who habitually plays checkers for amusement when she is not vivaciously playing Old Maid. Helen Nloore is a Underwood destroyer who is more deadly than the destroyers used during the Worlcl War. il51l

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X gg pw!!! In their eagerness to obtain good seats at the basketball games, Dorothy YVheeler, llarriet Vance, Gladys Sieverkropp, Betty Weldon, Margaret Fink, Florence Leuschke. and Harriet Henning brought their lunch at 6:50 P. M. to the lobby of the Y. M. C. A. and amidst delightful remonstrances, only continued busily and daintily to devour eclairs and pickles. End of .frenz I1 SCENE III The Future: Emma Blitstein is now an eminent journalist on the staff of the New York Tifnrr and is on the rising tide of popularity. Charles Dilday is now a cub reporter on the same paper. Turner Overson is a famous pianoforte virtuoso. At the present time Iessie Rendall is a gym teacher. Dagmar Anderson is mistress ofa Ladies' Emporium and instructs models in the art of wearing chic creations. Her models are Geraldine Peters, Henrietta Scharf, Grace Horner, and Arlene Sorenson. Ieanette Schroeder displays the last word from the Spanish Main in pirates' weeds: she was chosen for this position because of her splendid performance in Captain Applejark. Walter Walkei', Walter Denman, Dick Harvey, Billy Buffham, and Bob Marshall gaze entranced at the bewitching beauties garbed in Rainbow Colors. tThis is not the name of a dyej. Ralph Holmdahl is conducting a radio broadcasting station in Liberia. Leah Levin is giving one of her famous readings from the statistics of the W. C. T. U. Stella Thomp- son, Luella Trucker, Beatrice May, Ethel Smith, and Alice Magee form the world- famous quartet. Bill Holzapfel tells a charming children's bedtime story. Among the frown-ups listening in, enthralled, are Margaret Stripple, Marjorie Weiss, Bill Storms, Paul Henn, and Ann Mills who are still children at heart, if not in head. Fred Mander- nack broadcasts the returns of the Harvard-Yale football team. Iohnny Greb is cap- tain ofthe Yale eleven. Everett Teshnow captains the Harvard team. Ieanette Young, a chemical engineer, assisted by Leland Parker and Sidney Repa, has charge of the aerial route running between New York and San Francisco. Clarence lenscn has the contract to furnish the orchestra accomplishments to Pauline Buenger's vocal solos, their audience remains blissfully unaware of the murder committed be- cause ofthe drone of the motor. Elfie Arvidson, Raymond Wuerzberger, and Martha Smith are some of the daily commutors. Marian Hale is a very famous pianist playing the songs of Schubert. lda Dorman is at the head of the commercial department at the self-same R. H. S. from which she graduated. Margaret Higgins and Mary Hinsman are the faculty of the Terpsichorean Toe Twinklers Tutoring Teachers. Bob Ramsey is the head librarian of the new Racine Public Library. The most popular books among his collection are the Anecdotex of'Chauce1' by Louis Iorgenson. Bunk abou! Baxfball by Victor Bunck, Vamping on the Old Vamlp Ground: by Ethel Helling, Blunderf 0 a Bafhful Alan by George Platz, and its seque Blundzry ofa Bash- ful Girl by Ruth ape. Among those who frequent the library most often are Carol Morse, who is now an actress giving boyish impersonations in the Noon Folliesg Ralph Hone, who is the chef in the Ritz in a white apron in a window in a baking mood, Alice Hansen, now a jockev, who comes in for a book on the subject of horsetlesh. Mary Dalton is one of Bobts most valued assistants because of her ability to reach books on high shelves. lone llt-itz and Violet Kannenberg are busy selling hard-wear candy in a general store in the village of New York. Mary' Hachoogain is an ink manufacturer. lI50ll

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X .ffj .K lg ill Dorothy McGraw is traveling about the country posing tor ads for beauty creams and freckle-removers. Lucile Helm is basking in international fame, due to her swimming the English Channel. A Mildred Haumerson, has at last perfected a perpetual motion machine to the annoy- ance of Mr. Wilbur and the other great scientists of the age. fWe don't charge for itl. Florence Hammerstrand. one of the most charming and gifted of this winter's de- butantes, has been thrillingly rescued by Milton Iones, now a life-guard with life-like curling tresses, who gayly hurled his pink spectacles far and wide, and hopped into the swirling tide. Robert Dood isa major-general in the Italian army with Mussolini as his valet. Lorraine La Pour is the first woman president of the U. S. and follows the notable example of Coolidge by doing a great deal of talking. Katherine Iensen is her private secretary. A new amendment to the constitution proposed by Frank Kristof provides that all ladies should offer their seats to Cgentle?j men in street-cars. Mildred Klebecka is a bareback rider in the circus of Ruth Eggert, and daringly locks her long raven locks on the trapeze bars and swings in midair. Nlarie Iepson and Herbert Larson are training seals for commercial purposes: in other words they sell them to society dames such as Marian Frederickson, May Han- drick. and Marian Boehm, who travel about all day in limousines with colorful chauf- feurs. Trained seals now take the place of Pekinese poodles as pets. Mildred Eisenhut has taken charge of the treasury of Racine. Myra lohnson, a dashing motorist salesman, is patiently but firmly convincing Marie Larsen that the Fallen-Arch Six is iust the thing to take along when she goes for a walk. Luella Lehman has taken the place of Luther Burbank and has produced a squirt- less grape-fruit. Marian Feuerer has been left a pencil factory by her uncle and now daily gayly loses a pencil without a thought of the consequences. Alice Magee has written an opera called Ill Tr:1u'.rt3', world-famous tor its harmony and melody. Her primadonna is lda Laine. Oscar Krause takes care of the rose in the dishwashing scene. lda's name is now ldalia. Martin Iacobsen is living in Egypt in the shadow of the pyramids where he daily meets ghosts of beautiful maidens and records their opinions on the subject of life after death and reincarnation. Dorothy Wlheeler is the greatest authority in English. tEditor's note. Immediately after writing this remarkable epistle, the authors de- parted secretly and hastily for the various four points of the compass. No addresses were given out to the public: however, the printers found them out, but promised to keep them secret to avoid solicxtous endeavors to prevent the authors from remain- ing in their healthy stateg so here the addresses are: 22 Rotten Row tsj, Gay Paree, I Wlandering YVave, Ocean Deep, 6011 Compass Avenue, North Pole, 4028 Borneo Boulevard, New Zealand, Vladivostok. Siberia, Abyssimia, Africa. lI52l