Racine High School - Kipikawi Yearbook (Racine, WI)

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KIPIKAW I A DVERTISING The Hated Cliefilcl AIARTIN JACOBSEN Regarding children, I am a hartlt-ned cynic. But I assure you that I have been more cynicked against than cynicking. The reason for this remarkable state- ment is this: recently I remarked to one of my nieces ta lovely che-ild with the exterior of an angel and the interior ot' a -well, not an angel, anywayj that I was devoutly glad that Peter Pan was forced to remain in Never-never Land, for I could imagine nothing worse than a world where the children never grow up. The aforementioned niece gave an in- dignant snort tmuch like the one an of- fended horse givesD and said, 'AUncle, you are a hardened clinic. VVhen I told her that she meant cynic she stoutly maintained that I was a clinic. Children cause me no end of em- barrassment. I dread taking them out in public, for something unfortunate al- ways happens. Only the other day I was taking my nephew Archie out for an airing, propelling I ' much like a chubby poodle, except thgnin lieu of a strap I tightly held him in an inclined position, like the hypotenuse of a right triangle. INe: were passing a house that was being repaired, when, after intently watching the bricklayers, Archie cried in a pene- trating voice, See the men in pajamas buttering bricks. I wanna piece ofbread I Dear little Archie , I said tenderly, do be quiet, or I'lI spank you. At this he burst into tears like a water hydrant that has been suddenly turned on, and alternately crying, I wanna a piece of bread and ' 'Don't spank me, he was forced to gently but firmly tnotice the split infinitivej conclude his walk with me. Yvhen we reached home, after passing through inspection by hordes of amused onlookers such as no military gathering has ever endured, I dashed into the pantry, seized a loaf ot bread and a pound of butter and hurled them at the offending Archie. F'1tl I ' it i-I A . my c espanmg spni uiec. , I I I 1 eat to your hearts content. rlake a bath in the buttery clothe yourself in the breadl tlforzliriued on page 593 in Success with Equitable Protection I.et the lCQUlTABI.1'1 back your I,Il l'1 PLAN with its i9800,000,000 assets and 67 years experience. Create Il Cash Reserve for Future Business Needs. THB EQUITABLE LIFE or NEW YORK A. F. BLACK AT. W. I.Esi.1E -- li. W. Coon-3'f Rrprnfrrztalirrf S06-8-I0 BAKER Brock I'l1oNE: .IACKSON 4705 Star Restaurant CORNER AIILXV.-Xl'KliE AVENVE Axim STATE STREET Home Made Pastries Diiiiwrf Served from ll A. M. io 7 P. ZW. TELEPIIONEI JACKSON S818 57

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KIPIKAWI ADVERTISING isconsin Eflectric Compan ohn Jorgensen Clothing Company WEST RACINE Leuker's Grocery SIXTH ST. AT PARK Avi-2. We are located very conveniently for shopping. For your convenience you can Telephone Your Crder jackson 405. We make deliveries to all parts of Racine. If it is more convenient for you to open an account, we shall be glad to arrange to extend credit. l56il

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KIPIKAWI ADVERTISING THEREQS ONLY ONE NEWSPAPER WHEN IT COMES TO 'GINTERESTINGM HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS. Thais the Racine JournalfNeWs THE students appreciate the Journals friendly atmosphere and the large amount of space devoted to the various activities of the High School. The Sophomore enters the High School with fresh memories of pages Hlled with Junior High School newsg the Alumnus leaves with fond recollections of High School days as chronicled in- The JOURNALfNEWS 5 OOT X-RAY i l ' PHOENIX SERVICE HoS1ERY J' f-'T ' ARCHITECT RACINE, Wiscorss for Men and Women 556 BAKER 1si,0QK BOOT SHOP S03 lN lAlN S1-. PHONE: PROSPECT 356 ll58ll