Racine High School - Kipikawi Yearbook (Racine, WI)

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y .,. I W, ll Wm ,l Ill lllI............21lIllllllml IIII..............!! ......l....i . Emil does this pretty well, save for the fact that he forgets the tune, and sings America, the Beautiful, instead. After this an Armenian dance is given hy Charles Galhank. Emil's next class is Sensihle Topics and Geometry. The question for dis- cussion today is: Resolved, ls it right to skip school? Miss Zietnel resolves that it is, while G. Lynes resolves that it isn't. The debate ends with Emil's highly applauded resolution, that it is all righ't to skip school as long as it is done only five days out of the week. A series of bells then ring without any apparent reason. After this, There's a pause in the day's occupation, known as the dinner hour. CWith apologies to Eugene V. Delis and Kentiord Nelsonj After that, Emil returns, and gossips in the hall until the ever vigilant Miss Leystork places the point of her pencil firmly in his eye. After adjusting his eye, Emil takes a drink, gets his papa's tie wet, and ascends to Miss Drefun's English class. Here he learns that te, often follows the letter 'h', and is in turn fre- quently follows by double fl'. During the recitation, little Pearl W. enters to visit the class. Miss Drefun places her gently on the desk among other little articles. Suddenly tiny Pearl points vigorously at Harold I., and cries out, Has that funny hoy got a toof-ache, he looks so crossl Emil's next class is a course in dice- shooting and hoxing, conducted hy Miss Dogiran. Harold K. gives a little talk on 'Graceful Dancingf while Delta Sorenson speaks on 'Seven Ways of Making People Blushf The class is closed hy the little ditty, 'Vamp a Little Lady,' sung hy the Misses Mona Volkert and Edna Iensen. Emil spends the next two hours in finding his hat and coat in the lower hall. His are the ones left after everyone is gone. With a sigh Emil goes out, leaving the High School to darkness and Benny Kimpel. - A junior. ra X 'X I ' K n . 'ilill lg t, ll N ft' ,, 'X pf ' c .Io . I 1 Siu I f il 3 l l , all W 4 i ly ll , i 5 0 P H O N O RE Sornomomas See the gallant Sophomore Behold his face so fair, How proud he is - How stern he is - His skull how filled with air.