Racine High School - Kipikawi Yearbook (Racine, WI)

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N'l Il X Je -o 53 0 , 2 mm' do -api f il E5 MP4 is umrauncwetzsl IWW x mmm M' we-ighb i t 'Eb E N tial, ' . nil. We shall find that Eleanor Brandt will be attending the Paris School of Arts under the tutorship of Daniel Domsky, the great American artist. In the new High School Anna Beck will be teacher of English, and Charles Dalton will succeed Mr. VVilbor as instructor of Physics. Frieda Bitner, our history shark, will help Miss Porter in the new High School. Florence Knudson will operate the ele- vator in the new .building. We shall see the wonderful American trio-Katherine Dietrich, Esther Larson, and Rose Mitler in their world-renowned art entitled Aesthetic Dancingf' Lester Anderson and Roy Sommers will form a corporation for the purpose of establishing a hot-dog exchange at Island Park. Their business will be based on the theory that a well-balanced ration is better in the long run. Julie White and Helen Wohlrab will become very prominent scientists and will show the world that the ancient alchemists were right in their belief that gold could be made from the baser metals. Mina Irish and Margaret Jensen will be Racineis new milk maids. They will be seen at 4 o'clock in the morning driving the Wagon of the Hermes' Skim Milk Co.

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,. , 'Pltj i 1 f rf-. Lb X5-it 5- iss CF, :J -,l M-is , 1, I 4 T fgvf xx X . -iiiiigggia j i miezql if, o f 9 Z P4 Q, 1 7' R iw SAW RQ 4 l Esther Nlonroe, the best known judge in the U. S., will sentence Leone Myers to the electric chair and Eloise Pierce to a twenty-year term in Waupun for murdering the King's English. Joe VVaisman, the well-known man of the air, will be conducting a garage some- where near the stars for disabled air- planes. Everett Williams and Jimmy Von Ger- rneten, prominent scientists, will leave this planet and go up to shake hands with Mars. Herbert Vaughn and Herbert Voss, two able astronomers, will be constantly peering into their great lens to watch the movements of Jimmy and Everett. Georgia Irish will be governess for Lydia Rial-:ovskyis unruly little youngsters. On thif planet Fred YVaterhouse will be eagerly searching for Victor Wiood, the elusive mechanical genius, who special- izes in safe and vault locks. Otto Otteson will be experimenting in electricity, seeking a solution to the prob- lem of transporting persons to lvlars by wireless. His assistant, Harry Schenken- berg, will keep him in charge Olga Pritchard and Alice Picha will conduct a very exclusive dancing school.