Rabouin High School - Rab Jab Yearbook (New Orleans, LA)

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. . lUVlilES Auntie: When I was a child I was told that if I made an ugly face I would keep it. Little Pamela: Well, you can't say you weren't Warned, Auntie! -The Messenger Ringmaster: Who broke the trapeze? Acrobat: I did, with my little acts. Mother: Tim, stop reaching across the table. Haven't you a tongue? Tim: Yes, but my arm is longer. Teacher Csternlyl: This essay on Our Dog is word for Word the same as your brother's. Small Boy: Yes, ma'am, it's the same dog. -Wall Street Journal Are you doing anything Sunday eve- ning? a business man asked his sten- ographer. No, not a thing , she replied hope- fully. Well, then , he said sternly, see if you can't get down here on time Monday morning. -Wichita Eagle Diner: There's a fly at the bottom of my cup. What is the meaning of it? Waiter: Sir, Pm a waiter, not a fortune teller. -Montreal Star Do you believe in clubs for women ? 'iCertainly I do, but only after kindness has failed. -Edinburg Dispatch Tim: I Wonder, was George Washing- ton as honest as people say he was? Mother: He was the most honest man in the world. F arty-four Tim: Then, how does it happen they always close all the banks on his birth- day? -Wall Street Journal Did you have a good time at the banquet last night? Not very. What was the matter ? I sat by a cross-eyed man and he ate off my plate the whole evening. -School Music News Teacher: What animal is satisfied with the least nourishment? Pupils: The moth, teacher. It eats nothing but holes. Reporter ito football coachj : Do your men get up bright and early? Coach: Just early. He: Why did they hang that picture? She: Perhaps they couldn't find the artist. Mistress: Mary, when you wait at table tonight for my guests, please don't wear any jewelry. Maid: I have nothing valuable ma'am, but thank you for the warning. What is the quickest way to get fat? Buy it from the butcher. Prof: Smith, will you tell me why you look at your watch so often? Smith: Yes sir. I was afraid, sir, that you Wouldn't have time to finish your interesting lecture. My dad is a bookkeeperf' said little Tim proudly. I know it, said little Mary, He bor- rowed one of daddy's books three months -Weekly News Review RAB-IAB Q 4 l'

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Poor Danny, he died from drinking shellacf' Well, at least he had a fine finish. College bread - made from the flour of youth, and the dough of old age! A flat-tire is a boy who marries a girl because she has a little jack . Teacher: Now boys, if Napoleon were still alive, what do you think he would be doing? Smart Alec: Drawing an old age pension. -Calgary Herald Little Boy icalling father at officejz Hello, who is this? Father Crecognizing son's Voicel : The smartest man in the world. Little Boy: Pardon me, I've got the wrong number. An optimist is a woman who thinks that everything is for the best, and that she is the best. Professor fin the middle of a jokeJ: Have I ever told the class this one before? Class fin a chorusj : Yes. Professor: Good. You will probably understand it this time. -Weekly News Review Teacher: Who was the nation's greatest inventor? Willie: Edison. He thought out the phonograph and the radio so people would sit up all night and use his electric light bulbs. - -Pathfinder Teacher: Remember, Jimmie at job well done, never wants doing again. Jimmie: Did you ever mow a lawn? What would you call a man who had been lucky in life. l'-1 Woman Hater: A bachelor. RAB-IAB I've had a terrible dream. I dreamed that my fur had come to life. Now, you don't mean to say that you're afraid of rabbits? I see you're letting your little son drive the car. Yes, he is still too young to be trusted as a pedestrian. -Toledo Globe I just swallowed a wish-bone What did you wish? I wished I had not. -Bojzfs Life Sweet little co-ed: We've been going to school now four weeks. Another one: Gosh, is that all? It seems like a month. Madam, said the tramp, I once had a wife and family of my own, but I couldn't be contented. I growled and grumbled at everything-and finally I left home . Well, here's a chicken sandwich for you, said the housewife, few husbands are as considerate as that. Clerk: Now see here, little girl, I can't spend all day showing you penny toys. Do you want the earth with a little red fence around it for a cent? Little Girl: Let me see it. Lady fto small boy who is fishingl : I wonder what your father would say if he caught you fishing on Sunday? Boy: I don't know. You better ask him. That's him a little farther up the stream. First Subway Director: We may have to provide more seats. Second Subway Director: Nonsense! Simply have The Star Spangled Banner played on all ears. -Life Forty-five