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. . lUVlilES Auntie: When I was a child I was told that if I made an ugly face I would keep it. Little Pamela: Well, you can't say you weren't Warned, Auntie! -The Messenger Ringmaster: Who broke the trapeze? Acrobat: I did, with my little acts. Mother: Tim, stop reaching across the table. Haven't you a tongue? Tim: Yes, but my arm is longer. Teacher Csternlyl: This essay on Our Dog is word for Word the same as your brother's. Small Boy: Yes, ma'am, it's the same dog. -Wall Street Journal Are you doing anything Sunday eve- ning? a business man asked his sten- ographer. No, not a thing , she replied hope- fully. Well, then , he said sternly, see if you can't get down here on time Monday morning. -Wichita Eagle Diner: There's a fly at the bottom of my cup. What is the meaning of it? Waiter: Sir, Pm a waiter, not a fortune teller. -Montreal Star Do you believe in clubs for women ? 'iCertainly I do, but only after kindness has failed. -Edinburg Dispatch Tim: I Wonder, was George Washing- ton as honest as people say he was? Mother: He was the most honest man in the world. F arty-four Tim: Then, how does it happen they always close all the banks on his birth- day? -Wall Street Journal Did you have a good time at the banquet last night? Not very. What was the matter ? I sat by a cross-eyed man and he ate off my plate the whole evening. -School Music News Teacher: What animal is satisfied with the least nourishment? Pupils: The moth, teacher. It eats nothing but holes. Reporter ito football coachj : Do your men get up bright and early? Coach: Just early. He: Why did they hang that picture? She: Perhaps they couldn't find the artist. Mistress: Mary, when you wait at table tonight for my guests, please don't wear any jewelry. Maid: I have nothing valuable ma'am, but thank you for the warning. What is the quickest way to get fat? Buy it from the butcher. Prof: Smith, will you tell me why you look at your watch so often? Smith: Yes sir. I was afraid, sir, that you Wouldn't have time to finish your interesting lecture. My dad is a bookkeeperf' said little Tim proudly. I know it, said little Mary, He bor- rowed one of daddy's books three months -Weekly News Review RAB-IAB Q 4 l'