R S McLaughlin Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Haggis Yearbook (Oshawa, Ontario Canada)

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WAYNE ELLWOOD • ' Gather ye rose-buds while you may Old time is still a-flying And this same flower that smiles to-day To-morrow will be dying. Robert Herrick LLOYD HIRCOCK Travel plus money equals Mex- ico - 2 (money) equals Broke Broke - Job plus smile plus hitchiking equals Kitmat. B.C. plus job equals 2 (money). 2 (money) plus plane ticket equals M. C.V.I, plus Form Rep. Form Rep plus folksy speech plus Parliament equals hockey game. Hockey game - hockey prowess equals (Broken leg) Leg cast plus speech club, glee club, Xmas Com. equals 2 (Headache) 2 Headache plus exams plus low marks plus lower marks equals !??! ..? PATSY GRIFFIN She ' s our gal; If she can ' t do it no one shall; Horse-back riding, Track and field, Skating, skiing, With great zeal; Great cheerleader, Has a fling For gymnastics With a swing; Her ambition Is to be A teacher of Morality. DONNA LIBBY Donna - hep Cheerleader - pep Orchestra - sad Art - not bad Honours - great Sleep in late 13 - pass Teach a class TIM DITTMAR Class: Mammalia Order: Primates Species: Tim Dittmar Life span of six years. Dark pigments around eye cavities indicate early exercise habits on the track. Epithelial scar tissue is consistent due to four years of football dissection. Characteristic facial hairs lacking due to steady mate ' s allergy. A ruthless, cerebral ganglion makes this genus an apt head prefect . Is contagious and desires to infect the University of Waterloo. lite TOM BRITTON i JIM WARD When not in school being utterly confused in Physics, he is found at home doing homework until 2:00 a.m. Besides driving classmates home and visiting a prospective teacher in Toronto, he is found tidying Eaton ' s shelves. On the v eekends, he may be found on a ski slope in winter or 30 feet under in summer. Next year he hopes to be found at some university studying business administra- tion or engineering. rMii BOB McRAE Bob has been seen from time to time at O. C.V.I, and M. C.V.I, for the last six years. During this time he accomplished no- thing academically. Although he has many outside interests such as working at Bata Shoe Store, he has managed to curl (not his hair) and to play football (star). NEXT YEAR - PER- HAPS. 16

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LYNDA PARSONS Junior years in Toronto and senior at M. C.V.I. An honour student and active in school activities - speed and orna- mental swim teams in grade 10; 3 years interschool and interform basketball; senior cheerleader 2 years; member of opposition in school parl- iament in grade 12. Pet peeve: anyone who spells her name Linda , or says that she has grey hairs. Plans for the fut- ure: Nursing Science at Queen ' s. JAN STACEY L-69743 Crime: Capital Stupidity Penalty: 5 years of hard labour, two of which were served at Central Penitentary and the re- maining three at McLaughlin State Farm. Liberated: June, 1965 on plea of insanity. Ambitions: (1) To become a professor of tennis at Fink Uni- versity. (2) To edit a Jan Landers column intheOshawa Times for neurotic Rat Finks. (3) To own the biggest roller- coaster in the world. NANCY McNEVIN Mouse received her educa- tion at Chicken Little Nursery School, Parkside Junior School and Adelaide McLaughlin School before entering the realms of higher education. Attendance of three French Club meetings in Grade IX sold her on modern languages. She never went to French Club again. GLORIA PARRY Gloria hates food. She used to be found in the halls of Central but she found the way out and for the last few years she has been trapped inside the walls of McLaughlin. She has wand- ered into Parliament for a few sittings; got mixed up with the chee rleaders, and French Clubs. Next year she may be found in the realm oftheT.T.C. (Toronto Teacher ' s College) PAUL HASTINGS I shall always remember my years atM. C.V.I, with pleasure. I only regret that because of church and charity work and my classical music studies I was unable to participate in extra- curricular activities. However, my high scholastic standing will enable me to follow my amb- ition as a concert pianist. MARILYN MASSIE Marilyn spent her school years dribbling and bouncing around the gymnasium. Once, Mr. Edgecomb caught her on the rebound and she became a pre- fect. Once, the gymn door was open and she rolled in the Library for 2 years of Parl- iament. Next year she may bounce off to Queen ' s for Nur- sing. ■i ii ■lanolin -i.i ii i i m JIM PEARCE During my two years in assoc- iation with Mr. Jocelyn he has called me illiterate, tardy, un- aggressive, uninitiative, thoughtless, inconsiderate, stu- pid, unimaginative, hypocrit- ical, an I.B.M. card and a fink. Now that I know my faults I feel I am well on my way to correcting them. 15

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THOMAS WERRY I strove with none, for none was worth my strife; Nature I loved and, next to Nature, Art. I warmed, both hands before the fire of life; It sinks, and I am ready to depart. Take thought; I have weathered the storm, I have beaten out my exile. D ' ARCY SMITH Although sitting on Mr. Kolod- zie ' s basketball bench for a year, D ' Arcy did manage to win bars in volleyball, basket- ball, badminton and track. Erat: President of the Badminton Club (2 years) and B.A.A.; a member of both Houses of Parliament and a Supreme Court Justice. Sperat: To extend his education in Business either at Western or Ryerson. Cupiditatas: To follow Arnie ' s Army. RUTH McBRIDE Este poroto chilenoimigrohace poco mas de un ano de Sud America paravenir a McLaugh- lin. Esta confundida - nacio en Chile pero tiene padre ameri- cano, madre canadiense y abuelos (!); No sabe que es! Despues de este ano espera asistir la U. de T. y despues? quizas Chile. Hasta la vista! MARILYN SLEEP After 3 years in Mr. Ridge ' s Senate and 4 years in French Club, Mare can actually say that she has enjoyed her years in High School. When she is not running for class or doing biology notes, she can be found playing her clarinet in the band. Her fascination with flipping pancakes has made her decide to teach others this culinary art. GARY STEVASON HBSZ TUFWBTPO- TUJGG IBT CFFO FWFSZUIJOH GS- PN EFQVUZ QSJNF NJOJTUFS UP DIFFSMFBEFS. IF IBT QBSUJDUQBUFE JO FWFSZ- UIJOH GSPN BMM TRPSUT (XIJDI XPO IJN B TDIPPM MFUUFS) UP EBODF DPNN- JUJFT. IJT JOUFSFTUT FO- UBJM GSBODB, TRPSUT, GSBODB, BOE EVOO ' T. BDBEFNJDBMMZ, TU- JGG XPO UXP BXBSET BOE IPOPVST CFGPSF CF- JOH TUSVDL CZ TMPUI. JG UWT EJTFBTF JT DVSUB- JMFE TPPO HBSZ XJMM UBLF BSDIJUFDUVSF BU V. PGU. JOHN JOHNSON He sat in the back seat; No longer a back-bencher He proposed a hair-brained bill That drove all from Parliament hill. He hopes to be a physicist And take a course at Queens; He longs to take a dinghy And sail it by the lee. I I Jii %m ' TERRY THOMAS TWINE Dear Editor: Being a person of astounding modesty, I feel it is impossible to expound on my fabulous car- eer in this school. Please re- veal to your readers my brill- iant successes as French scholar extradordinaire , muscle-bound athlete and mus- cle-headed student. Also men- tion my honourable place of distinction in the 6 Year Club. Modestly yours Terry Twine. BRIAN WILSON Dum haec geruntur, in ludo depositus, Briannus laborem despicere constituit. Fuit quin- que annos in re publica, tres, in inferiore, duos in senatu: etiam folle, olim ludit, olim mille passus tardissimecurrit. Maeste numquam honores ab- stulit. Cogitat, tamen, amicos: Brennum, Robertum, Danielum in sacerdotium sequi. Ha! 17