R S McLaughlin Collegiate and Vocational Institute - Haggis Yearbook (Oshawa, Ontario Canada)

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LYNDA PARSONS Junior years in Toronto and senior at M. C.V.I. An honour student and active in school activities - speed and orna- mental swim teams in grade 10; 3 years interschool and interform basketball; senior cheerleader 2 years; member of opposition in school parl- iament in grade 12. Pet peeve: anyone who spells her name Linda , or says that she has grey hairs. Plans for the fut- ure: Nursing Science at Queen ' s. JAN STACEY L-69743 Crime: Capital Stupidity Penalty: 5 years of hard labour, two of which were served at Central Penitentary and the re- maining three at McLaughlin State Farm. Liberated: June, 1965 on plea of insanity. Ambitions: (1) To become a professor of tennis at Fink Uni- versity. (2) To edit a Jan Landers column intheOshawa Times for neurotic Rat Finks. (3) To own the biggest roller- coaster in the world. NANCY McNEVIN Mouse received her educa- tion at Chicken Little Nursery School, Parkside Junior School and Adelaide McLaughlin School before entering the realms of higher education. Attendance of three French Club meetings in Grade IX sold her on modern languages. She never went to French Club again. GLORIA PARRY Gloria hates food. She used to be found in the halls of Central but she found the way out and for the last few years she has been trapped inside the walls of McLaughlin. She has wand- ered into Parliament for a few sittings; got mixed up with the chee rleaders, and French Clubs. Next year she may be found in the realm oftheT.T.C. (Toronto Teacher ' s College) PAUL HASTINGS I shall always remember my years atM. C.V.I, with pleasure. I only regret that because of church and charity work and my classical music studies I was unable to participate in extra- curricular activities. However, my high scholastic standing will enable me to follow my amb- ition as a concert pianist. MARILYN MASSIE Marilyn spent her school years dribbling and bouncing around the gymnasium. Once, Mr. Edgecomb caught her on the rebound and she became a pre- fect. Once, the gymn door was open and she rolled in the Library for 2 years of Parl- iament. Next year she may bounce off to Queen ' s for Nur- sing. ■i ii ■lanolin -i.i ii i i m JIM PEARCE During my two years in assoc- iation with Mr. Jocelyn he has called me illiterate, tardy, un- aggressive, uninitiative, thoughtless, inconsiderate, stu- pid, unimaginative, hypocrit- ical, an I.B.M. card and a fink. Now that I know my faults I feel I am well on my way to correcting them. 15

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DOUG SIMPKINS Our revered Deputy Prime Min- ister has asserted that his deeds are too great for a few words and has modestly refused to attempt an autobiography. The editor finds however, that Doug has also been a brilliant Greek student, amazing basketball, volleyball, and track star, and our best-ever Haggis editor. After U. of T. and after becom- ing a rich doctor, Doug will be Prime Minister. UN McGIBBON Me like — buildinrepairlnllsten intounfixlnwatchlnalterinflxin et cetera mechanicalelectricalele ctronic things!! — usin mi snowboards — racin boats (all kinds) I are member ov ... — . ... Goals Prob. Destinations make money printerat mint own yacht own canoe go Engineer- fixVolkswagens eerlng at uni- versity be professional Generous Mot- ors guy. OLWEN SMITHSON EtidUuid- minus 0Uve»v ' eauab plus M,C V.f. Ontario pluS ' frewk and. Qlee (M plus 5CF and Senate plus (minus i J University (?) DOUG LAMBERT Attended Ancaster H.S., David Mary Thomson C.I. and O.C. V.I. each for 1 year before coming to M. C.V.I. 3 years ago. Known for high marks intrench and chemistry, likes swimming, fishing and girls. Hopes to take business and commerce at Queens or Western. APRIL SEELEY A Nova Scotian ' s Lament For fifteen years I lived by the sea, My mother, my father, my brother and me. And often I heard of the many trips Of the men of steel in the wooden ships. But all too soon this life was o ' er As westward to an inland shore I moved to McLaughlin C. WARREN MAGILL In the past 5 years Warren has participated in the following school activities: intra-mural volleyball, gymnastics, 4 years of football C.O.S.S.A. in 1961. Warren was also the photo- graphic editor of the Haggis in 1964 and 1965. Outside of school he is a Rover and interested in exploring the underwater world with S.C.U.B.A. equip- ment. Next year - Physical Education course at Queens - then off to see the world. MARK HENKELMAN My sister: When in Year One She had just begun. When in Year Two She was nearly new. When in Year Three She was hardly She. When in Year Four She was not much more. But now she ' s in Fifth and clever as clever. I think she ' ll stay here for ever and ever. MARY HENKELMAN My brother: When in Year One He had just begun. When in Year Two He was nearly new. When in Year Three He was hardly HE. When in Year Four He was not much more. But now he ' s in Fifth, and clever as clever. I think he ' ll stay here for ever and ever. 14

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WAYNE ELLWOOD • ' Gather ye rose-buds while you may Old time is still a-flying And this same flower that smiles to-day To-morrow will be dying. Robert Herrick LLOYD HIRCOCK Travel plus money equals Mex- ico - 2 (money) equals Broke Broke - Job plus smile plus hitchiking equals Kitmat. B.C. plus job equals 2 (money). 2 (money) plus plane ticket equals M. C.V.I, plus Form Rep. Form Rep plus folksy speech plus Parliament equals hockey game. Hockey game - hockey prowess equals (Broken leg) Leg cast plus speech club, glee club, Xmas Com. equals 2 (Headache) 2 Headache plus exams plus low marks plus lower marks equals !??! ..? PATSY GRIFFIN She ' s our gal; If she can ' t do it no one shall; Horse-back riding, Track and field, Skating, skiing, With great zeal; Great cheerleader, Has a fling For gymnastics With a swing; Her ambition Is to be A teacher of Morality. DONNA LIBBY Donna - hep Cheerleader - pep Orchestra - sad Art - not bad Honours - great Sleep in late 13 - pass Teach a class TIM DITTMAR Class: Mammalia Order: Primates Species: Tim Dittmar Life span of six years. Dark pigments around eye cavities indicate early exercise habits on the track. Epithelial scar tissue is consistent due to four years of football dissection. Characteristic facial hairs lacking due to steady mate ' s allergy. A ruthless, cerebral ganglion makes this genus an apt head prefect . Is contagious and desires to infect the University of Waterloo. lite TOM BRITTON i JIM WARD When not in school being utterly confused in Physics, he is found at home doing homework until 2:00 a.m. Besides driving classmates home and visiting a prospective teacher in Toronto, he is found tidying Eaton ' s shelves. On the v eekends, he may be found on a ski slope in winter or 30 feet under in summer. Next year he hopes to be found at some university studying business administra- tion or engineering. rMii BOB McRAE Bob has been seen from time to time at O. C.V.I, and M. C.V.I, for the last six years. During this time he accomplished no- thing academically. Although he has many outside interests such as working at Bata Shoe Store, he has managed to curl (not his hair) and to play football (star). NEXT YEAR - PER- HAPS. 16