ROTC Training Center - Sand Yearbook (Camp Custer, MI)

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Schmoeller-When I awoke this morning I had been dreaming that I was in my paradise. llfallace--What woke you up, the heat? Newsboy-Poipers, Chicago, Detroit, Battle Creek papers. Goodie-Say bud, have you a Terre Haute Post? Kelley-Say, How long has the show started? Major Ward looked around. Kelley-Pardon me Sir. I thought you were Sergeant Smith. Fentress-Say I saw nearly a whole squad get up and leave the table. Balch-Why? Fentress-They were through eating. Kelley-Sergeant! Look at this frog I found in my coffee. Serg. Ca-dy--S-sh! Don't let the cook hear you or he will charge you extra. Yeager-XVallace, what do negroes do when one of their race happens to die? IVaIlace-Damfino. Yeager-Go black-burying, foolish. The Bolsheviki Hag seems to be quite popular on the 500 yd. range. Mess-hall definition of strawberry shortcake: A cake whose every corner is equidistant from the Strawberry. ll'0lfe T.--just as soon as I get home I'm going to a dog show. Stewart--I hope you take first prize. There was a young man named Mose, XVho had a particular pose, And early at reveille He impressed it heavily On two stiff-standing rows. Svrg. Smith-You guys want to study this outpost stuff. There are only about six men in the whole army that know it from A to Z. Kelley-VVl1o are the other five, Serg.? Hensahat-Say Yeager! XVe have the coach with us today. YCIIQCI'-x'Vi'lfJ,S the coach? lfcnxczbalf-Herrick. l'cagc'r-NVl1at kind of a coach? Stage coach? Hvrzirk-XVliy stage coach? l'e'agcr'-Oli, cause they all rifle you. Lager-Say you! Get quiet! llfallaice-I-Iit that guy with something hard. .l e'a.g'er-Yes, Hit him with a har of Castile Soap. Heine-Hey Red, cough up those two berries you owe me. Casciday-Aw, Heinie, l aint got that kind of a cough. 41

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In the Rear-S-sl1! Don't tell Sergeant Cady and I will give you SOIHC hush money. Corp.-VVhat's hush money? I. the R.-It's something you get for keeping ignorant. Corp.-Oh, I see, just like sergeant Sn1ith's salary. Why Do They Do It? XVho remembers Student Greenway? Very few. And why? XVe are sure that an expert ritleman would make at least a little stir in the company. Before he came to camp he had made the grade of Expert Riileman on the regular army course. He was discharged from camp on account of his poor eyes even though we needed men for the national meet in New jersey. VVhy do they do it? Sheff-Question sir!! Will I tag my laundry when I send it? ? QAnd he made 203 on the testsj. Reports Never Seen on the Rock Pile Reforled by Darst ....... . . . . . .Sloppy carriage ..... ..... N ewlum Willoughby. . . .... Incorrect grammar . . . . .McKenna Cady ....... . . . Inefficiency ........... ...... N Veir Smith ....... .... G ood Scout .............. . . .The Gang Anderson. . . . . . Speaking 'plain English. . . .. .Shilling Shoot the Cow Quicklyl ! ! Quickly! ! I Give the sky juice a ride On the double On you on the spuds Close into your neighbah ! Let's see the salve I'll get a ball bat! Pass the grease Mr. Shilling, where is your tag? Shoot the catheads One cardinal principle is- Gimme a hunk of punk Make this very 'Z'I.'rj0I'0I1.X'H Heyl l George! ! Mail Gay Girl--Nl r. Yeager, I hear that you are quite an athlete. Yeager-Oli, I only sing lirst base on company onc's football crew. Jwoxe-Say, the dress that girl wore last night was a song. Oflicvrx il I c.s'.v-XVliat song' F Mase-Sweet and low. Hcrb1'c-IJo chaplains wear officers bars? Bfmmbut-I saw a chaplain who was a shavetail wearing a gold cross, so maybe a lirst lieut. wears a silver one. 1l'Iillikc'n-'l'lien do those who are corporals wear iron crosses? fl'ro'z'0kcd by Noufzj A There was a young fellow named Tait, XVho dined with his girl at 3:03. .Ns he clidn't state I cannot relate NVhat Tait and his tete-a-tete ate at 3:03. 40

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Hamlsoinesl Man Brainiest man .. Ciarcliner Dynamite Sherr Company jester . . . . .Kolb---Q Leo j l. D. li. hencl .... 'Rest clrillerl man Maniial of Arms Lady killer .. Songster .... . Most popular .. Smoothest article 'Freshest man .. Niftiest clresser .. Physical giant Champion talker Bayonet man . . . Fattest bank roll. Best naturefl . . . Best rifle shot .. Sign name here. . CSerg. ?j Kerper . ....... NVeir master. . . . . .Thompson . . . .Smejkal . . . .Boswell . . .Yeager . . . .XVallace . . . .Milliken . . . .Taft . . .Soule . . .Jacobson . . . .Smith . . .Rounds . . . .Goodman . . . . . . .Mueller . . .Company One