Quincy High School - Pine Yearbook (Quincy, CA)

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Cast Will and Zest am eat I, Nadine Barker, do hereby will my U. S. History book to my sister. Iris, hoping she will get through it the first year and won't have to take it over like I did. I, Bob Bond, being of unsound mind and horrible health, wishing to will a will that no one else will will, will to Bobby Edwards all of my chewed gum, under the Cafeteria tables, because I know he's too cheap to buy his own. I, Trent Carden, do hereby will my ability to be the heaviest-bearded Senior ever to graduate from Quincy High to Fred and Duane, who can't grow a hair. I, Max Carey, do hereby will my car to Mr. Hill in the hope that next year he will will his to me. I, George Clark, do hereby will my ability not to think of a will to Marcia Powers and Diane O'Rourke, hoping they can think of one for me. I, June Detrick, do hereby will my ability to get out of decorating for the Prom by playing? the piano, to any Junior who can get away with it. I, Evert Dale, do hereby will my ability to get along with Miss Mendosa to anybody who has trouble keeping his feet out of the way. I, Ronald Fain, do hereby will the chair in Mr. Simpson's office to some lower classman, hoping he gets as tired as I did. I, Kathryn Ferguson, do hereby will my ability to play piano, flute, piccolo, trombone, alto sax, English horn, and tenor sax to any person stupid enough to be a player of all, master of none. I, Jim Fitzsimmons, do hereby will my ability to fall asleep in class to Jim Logue, who will no doubt make good use of it. I, Pat Gist, do hereby will my braces to some unwitting freshman in hopes that he will enjoy them more than I did. I, Doris Glover, do hereby will my second-hand locker to some future senior. I, Warren Gorbet, do hereby will my tattered football shoes to Jack Kennedy, and the first chair in the Trombone section to Kenneth Hobbs. I, Dick Hampton, do hereby will my heighth and my basketball ability to Mr. Crawford, knowing that he needs it. I, Geoffrey Harmer, do hereby will my bass clarinet to anyone who has enough wind to play it. I, Tom Hasty, do hereby will my job as Student Body President, with its intimate talks with the Principal and Vice-Principal, to some sharp Junior with a bottle of aspirin and a large shovel. I, John Hook, do hereby will my ability to get my buck or. the first day to Jerry Myers. I, Don Humbird, do hereby will my ability to go hunting every Monday and get away with it to anyone who has as much trouble with double-make up as I do. 1, Jim Hyde, being of sound mind? and body, do hereby will my trips to the office to some new Freshman in hopes he has a good pair of shoes. I, Verda Kitchens, do hereby will my grades and desk in Business Law to Jerry Howe. I, Cecil Koenig, do hereby will my ability? to fall down the front stairs to anyone who will have it. I, Frances Leavitt, do hereby will my 2:00 A. M. floor show to Betty Sapp, hoping that she will get as many laughs out of it as I did. 1, Pete Melhus, do hereby will my good looks to Bob Warner, knowing he needs them and hoping he uses them better than I did. I, Donna Carey, do hereby will my blond hair to Mr. Behm in hopes that he'll keep it longer than he did his own. I, John Moore, do hereby will my laziness to Jay Alexander, as if he isn't lazy enough. I, Dorothy Norton, do hereby will my tomato red Pontiac (which was willed to me by my brother, Dan, in 1952) to anyone who can keep it running. I, Diane O'Rourke, do hereby will my job as Co-Editor of the annual to Martha Seeber, and a box of B. C. headache tablets to go with it.

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Senior Prophecies Bob Bond is T. V. 's newest discovery. Sigh! Evert Dale has just robbed the Bank of America in New York. He has connections. Ronald Fain is now changing marquee at the Paramount Theater in Houndog Hollow. June Detrick has decided to find out if they come Cheaper by the Dozen. Doris Glover, new maternity nurse, has promised to deliver all babies free to the class of 54. Warren Gorbet is manufacturing Speaker’s Stands. He got the pattern from Miss Mdffdosa’s. Dick Hampton has just broken the world's record for going-steady with the largest number of girls. Eddie Terry is running Dick a close race. Geoffrey Harmer has just twisted the G.O.P. Elephant’s trunk the other way. In the 1962 election Tom Hasty and Kathryn Ferguson became President and Vice President of the United States. Kathryn is the first woman Vice President. Don Humbird is still trying to make the girls blush, without blushing himself. Verda Kitchens is Miss America of 1964. John Moore is hunting polar bears at the North Pole. Chesley Pence is the world's lightest jockey. Edna Saari has won the Mrs. Homemaker's Contest. Florence Sheppard has taken over Mrs. Hovde's Gym classes. EEK! Don Skillern is reaping royalties from his new inventions of car gadgets. Wesley Transue and Glenn Weeks are looking for jobs. They lost their last as a result of going hunting. Mary Lynn Turner is still giggling. Douglas Nye is testing mattresses in Ayoob's Department Store. Max Carey owns his own service station and is running Cotter’s out of business. Mary Lou Holbrook is considering accepting one of her ten proposals. Kathleen Sterrett hasn't run out of her clever witticisms yet. Roger Harrison, Trent Carden, Jim Hyde and Jim Fitzsimmons have turned over a new leaf. They have just opened a detective agency. Donna Carey won the world-wide contest for having the most beautiful blonde hair. John Hook is now making trips to Mars in his new rocket ship. Dorothy Norton is the champion woman hot-rod driver. Cecil Koenig has just opened a new mortuary. Rather dead, eh Cecil! Johnnie Faye Wright's latest advertisement is for the Tasty Toothpaste Company. Marcia Robison is running a Lonely Hearts Club column in the daily Feather River Bulletin. She guarantees results. Jimmy Wright is football coach in Shaken Ridge, Virginia. His team hasn’t lost a game yet. George Clarke is a warden at San Quentin. Clyde Richards has joined the Foreign Legion. Pete Melhus is bat boy for the New York Yankees. Carol Edwards is a Sergeant in the W. A.F. 's. Pat Gist is the secretary at Quincy High School. Gail Stenberg has a nice quiet office job. I wonder how she stands it. Frances Leavitt is president of the Chamber of Commerce in Guam. Nadine Barker is a dressmaker in an exclusive New York Store. Donna Stenberg is waiting for the Army to come back to Quincy. Mildred Wright has become the champion weight-lifter of the world. She carries a lot of weight! Marcia Powers and Diane O'Rourke are Co-Editors of the New York Times and have abolished the funny papers. (P.S. They didn't write this one!)

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I, Douglas Nye, do hereby will my tired feet to the Rreshmen. I, Chesley Pence, do hereby will my empty wallet to any unfortunate Freshman who wishes to own a car while trying to go to school. I. Marcia Powers, do hereby will my Senior locker to Buddy Morris in the hope that he will use it as much as I did. I, Clyde Richards, do hereby will my curly red hair to Mr. Crawford because he has admired it so long. I. Marcia Robison, do hereby will to my brother, Roy. my mean streak, which combined with his own, should be good for at least 30 years in San Quentin. I, Edna Saari, do hereby will my ability to draw pictures in class and get away with it to my sister, Norma. I, Kathleen Sterrett, do hereby will my ability to not mix chemicals which will blow up the school, to future lab-assistants in hopes that they can. I. Donna Stenberg, do hereby will my ability to go all through school in the same grade as my younger sister to anybody who has a sister and wants to try it. I, Gail Stenberg, do hereby will my ability to cuss in Miss Mendosa’s class to Vivian Bennett in the hope that she can get by with it—I didn't! !! I, Eddie Terry, being of sound mind?? and body, do hereby will my California twang to Nancy Parks, who needs it. I, Wesley Transue, do hereby will my whiskers to Mr. Aaserude hoping that he will keep them in better shape than I did. I, Mary Lynn Turner, do hereby will my goofy laugh to anyone who will promise to give it daily practice. I, Glenn Weeks, do hereby will Quincy High School to the Birds. I, Jimmy Wright, do hereby will my athletic ability to young William in the hope that he will keep up the Wright name. I, Mildred Wright, do hereby will this school to my sister, Joyce Ann, in the hope that she will enjoy it better than I did. I. Johnnie Faye Wright, do hereby will my fate of walking to Westwood to Betty Sapp with the great hope that it doesn’t take her as long as it did me. I, Mary Lou Holbrook, do hereby will my gift of gab to Dale Lowry and Mary Elliott, in hopes they will be able to get away with it in classes as I did. I, Florence Sheppard, do hereby will my ability to fight with the Junior High teachers to Lee M. and my ability to get along with the Senior High teachers to that up-and-coming Sophomore, Gordon Smith. I, Carol Edwards, do hereby will my ability to get the family car when I want it to Beverly Jackson; she isn't doing so good. I, Don Skillern, being of unsound mind, and dilapidated body, do hereby will and bequeath my gold-lacquered trumpet to Jay Alexander, in hopes that he will not blow out as many of his brains as I did.