Quincy High School - Goldenrod Yearbook (Quincy, MA)

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wm ADVERTISERS NOTICE!! - | Copy for next issue of “Golden-Rod” MUST be in the managers hands by March 27th. Send if convenient Victor-Victrolas and Records AT AN UP-TO-DATE MIBl 1454 Hancock St. Quincy EASY TERMS PHOTOGRAPHER School Groups a Specialty 1507 Hancock Street Quincy JUf X PedaJid on aH rKACt lAJOCAc. RSiSSS FSB A BlbO MW■■ an n ermces. and full PI ANU TUNER GOWNS Smart Gowns and Coats WESTLAND’S Ready to Wear NEW YORK SAMPLES Paints and Hardware Madame Clapp HANCOCK ST. QUINCY 249 Highland Ave. Wollaston Tel. Granite 1378-W

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28 THE GOLDEN-ROD Dodge: If you get killed by an auto- mobile you’re dead. Not if you “Dodge” it. T.: Turn to Stevenson’s appendix and we’ll see how much we can cover. (All in a nut shell.) Freshie, entering restaurant: Do you serve lobsters here? Waiter: Yes, sit down! We serve any- body. Miss Colclough: Jocelyn, stop stamp- ing your feet, I can easily keep you after school, you know. Jocelyn: You’ll have to “hold me.” Miss M.: Mr. Springer, can I read the “Making of an American”? (No an- swer.) Miss M.: Can I? It’s a corker, I mean it’s peachy. (Icy stare from Mrs. S.) Miss M.: I mean, it’s swell. (That’s a freshman.) My wife has gone to the West Indies to spend a few weeks. Is that so? Jamaica? Nope, she went of her own accord.— Lampoon. Wanted—Experienced general house- work girl not under thirty or forty years of age.—Quincy Ledger. Miss B.: What is the equator? Miss Sherman: It’s an imaginary line running around the earth. Voice: What’s its speed. It was a freak day and a certain young lady who had a tremendously large bow on her hair had just said, “I don’t know.” Whereupon the teacher replied, “I think it would be just as well to have some- thing inside our heads!” Weil (in English class): Washington Irving was always a bachelor because his wife died before he was married. The Secret of the Well Dressed Young Man is not the size of his ward- robe, but the care he gives it. Frequent cleaning and press- ing will keep your clothes fresh and new, in fact, it is real economy. Have our solicitor call at your home or office. Wayne Belding, Joke Editor.

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ailv ruunt LWiaij ncv. Mass. NATIONAL ADVERTISED GOODS Every article we carry in this store is a national advertised article, the quality is unquestionable. Every purchaser is guaranteed satisfaction. Some of our national advertised goods Mallory Hats, Reis-Underware, Hart-Schaffner and Marx Clothes Conqueror Hose, Talbot’s Boston Made Clothes, Talbot Blue Ribbon Hose, Manhattan-Shirts, Arrow-Shirts, Emery-Shirts, Hickok Belts and Buckles, Arrow Collars, Manhattan Underware S™ Talbot-Quincy, Inc. O H ATS WITH VOUF GAS MAN Do you read these articles as they appear each week in the three Quincy papers? You should do so! They give cer- tain facts and general information concerning the gas industry that will be found interesting and in- structive. Over FOUR BILLION DOLLARS are invested in this business in the United States. Such an enterprise is worthy of study. It holds out many oppor- tunities to enterprising young men and women who look forward to being of real service to their fel- low citizens. This Company will be pleased to furnish information pertaining to our business, locally or nationally, at any time. CITIZENS9 GAS LIGHT CO. Office and Salesman 7 Granite Street Quincy m § stftl tic Goods 286 Devonshire St Boston Mass. THE HIGHEST GUALITY ATHLETIC GOODS MANUFACTURED Catalogue sent on request