Quincy High School - Goldenrod Yearbook (Quincy, MA)

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The Golden- Rod 23 Room 34:—You can’t all have drinks. Why are you so dry this morning. ’17:—We’ve just had English. Wight:—What does it mean to “mum- ble?” Teacher:—Listen to yourself sometime and you will know. Weak Voice:—He doesn’t mumble—he raves. “Mother, I don’t feel well.” “That’s too bad, dear. Where do you feel the worst?” “In school, mother.” R. H. Gay, Joke Editor. PiERci on srpArfiKK,$ DAY ' Those tele- ‘ PHONES ARE A NO i 5ANC E WHAT hAPPEHE 0 TO THE COT WATER, MR FoLL.£RfO)0 THE PA20R -SLIP? WE NO TICE THAT ' MOST 0FTH6 FRESH MEN 8uvnilK AT vic HC LTi(t TAKfS AU HJ -UNCM the sixth period every OAT 2, RECESS WHY NOT SUPPLY THE Ml WITH THE PROPER MtRNSOT J OpiNKiNO T SalTED PEANUTSv its A pretty hard JOB TO COT TOAST WITH WOOLP'NT A PA A OF SCISSORS 6E I0F6REAT HELP EViOEMTtY ES Some op us t HAVE SPRlN6 FEVER. mote THE SHH-E. W TH THE PERMISSION |0P MissurAviTr WE PuBLlSHIN THIS ISSUE -A PICTURE OF HER PET LADy BOP , TO WHICH SHE IJ VERY MUCH ATTACHED. All THOSE .WASHING To SEE’ THE LATTEA RPLY TO MR A5CHEN04CH who Acrs AS its KttPER. size- aOopt n 3.£ FLORENCE C POWELU AMU5E5 HEfi- SELf OuR'NE- HISTORY BY SHOOT in 0ASKET5. . ( rnis o A PicT Rt I SF THAT MYST£t?(0uS V -'ttle ftvepe Found IN ROOM 29. rjfV r0R FURTHER [CROCKEfi MRTICULARS SEE DID IT EVER HAPPEN TO YOU ? Paul larkin vJriAT's tm£ i DtA RvSS7 PRIVATE DETECTIVE, VALET Oft JUST PLAIN Pt'AR G0AtU ? THE JWStt I FOR LURCH AT RECESS-

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O.v.C. Mr. Paulson:—What is the unit of power, Browne? “Wet” (starting):—Wot? Mr. Paulson:—That’s correct. Sample “Freshie” Recitation. 1918:—His brother died because he was killed. Miss Perry (to Rosie Du Temple at board):—Change your form, Miss Du Temple —Larson doesn’t like it. Think This Over. Mr. Roache:—What is the principal plank of the Democratic Party? “Jimmie” O’Connor:—Pine! Hunt, the “Brite Boy”:—That’s the name of the big “movie” that’s here today. “Things that Never Happen.” 1916:—C’mon to the movies. I gotta coupla free tickets. 1915:—Aw, Gee, no! I gotta do my French. A Drama in One Scene. Curtain rises on Room 25, Q. H. S. Various pupils busy studying (?). Miss Perry at desk. Enter Leo, who passes to seat and sits down with emphasis. Business of screech and a quick rise. Thumb-tack is discovered. Miss Perry:-—Bring it here, Catler. Is the point gone? (Quick Curtain.) Hunt:—Say, Wet, are you “Bassett” in the play? Browne:—No, boob, I’m rotten—on the level. McDonald (in Debating Club):—The girls’ club had only one absent member at the last meeting. Voice from the Rear:—Were you there? More Truth Than Poetry in This. The one who thinks these jokes are poor, Would quickly change his views Could he compare the ones we print With those we do not use. Slow But Sure. From a “Soph” book report:—“One day Sir Maxwell proposed to Virginia, and a week later they were both engaged to each other.” Miss Perry:—What does “infatuation mean ? McCormack:—It’s something to do with love—I don’t know much about it. Mr. Paulson:—If anything should go wrong in this experiment, we and the labora- tory might be blown sky high. Come closer, class, so you will be able to follow me. At Kincaide’s. “What does that word “asbestos” on the curtain mean? Don: I don’t think I would like to marry any girl unless I knew she was self-sacrific- ing. Nettie:—But wouldn’t that prove it? The Menagerie. Miss Holt (in French):—1st sentence: “Where are the monkeys?” 2nd sentence (as she points to seniors in the rear of the room): “There they are.” Room 8:—Give me a title for comparison. 1918:—“A Ford and an Automobile.”

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