Queens University of Charlotte - Coronet / Edelweiss Yearbook (Charlotte, NC)

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Editor-in-Chief KATHERINE WALTERS Assistant Editor ATHA HICKS Business Manager RACHEL HOWERTON Assistant Business Managers SARA HARGRAVE EVA NAIR Art Editor MARY STUART JONES Literary Editors elva Mcdowell, ' 05 gertrude kerr, ' 05 louise davidson, ' 06 LENA REINHARDT, ' ofi LOUISE ALEXANDER, 07 FLORENCE HUETT. 08 4

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M A wn? M ' xbb IGmtg If I were Miss Long — and jnst as great as she, I ' d feel quite exalted when people looked at me ; And I ' d soon make myself such a great and glorious name. That they ' d give to me a tahlet in the Hall of Fame. If 1 were Miss Long — I ' ll tell you what is true. I ' d make the girls happy without much ado; I ' d make them all forget their very wretched fate By striking off a lot of rules entirely out of date. If I were Miss Long — the girls would have some fun. For I ' d never give demerits for anything that ' s done. And they could have receptions every month or two — Because I ' d want to teach them exactly what to do. If I were Miss Long — I ' d always wear a smile, And never look a little cross to a poor French child. I ' d grant to everybody everything that they could ask. And never give to anybody a very hard task. If I were Miss Long — no restriction would I give. Nor very many demerits, that make it pain to live. I ' d give easy exams — so that everyone could pass. And make every girl a leader of her class. If I were Miss Long — there ' re some things I ' d permit — A good Dramatic Club, and a good play for it ; And a German Club to take away from every Friday night That awful butt-in system, which has come to be a fright. If I were Miss Long — the Seniors soon would learn To wear their caps and gowns with an air of less concern, To be more congenial with their little Freshmen friends, As they ought to know to be with every kind of gens. If I were Miss Long — the Faculty would know To be on time to meals and class — and so They ' d learn the lesson, which they all try to teach, And is in simple words — Practice what you preach. If I were Miss Long — this College now so great Wouldn ' t have a rival in N. C. or any other State. The fame of it would quickly spread from pole to pole, And the world wouldn ' t hold the books — if everything were told. L. A. 6