Putnam Hall School - Pennings Yearbook (Poughkeepsie, NY)

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Our Idea of a Perfect Girl Doc's eyes. Hazel's hair. Bob's nose. Beth's figure. Peanuts' eyelashes. Melio's color. Race,s smile. Gatha's arms. Aggie's teeth. Libby's pep. Flip's lips. Rachel,s walk. Henry's legs. Anna's hands. JUST TRY TO PICTURE Miss Evans shooting craps. Miss Whitcome driving a yellow Stutz. Madame roller skating. Miss Watt in a tantrum. Miss Collins intoxicated with oxygen. Miss Chase in knickers. Miss Bent in red flannels. Miss Case off duty. Miss Smith against Harvard. .Melia MORE TRUTH THAN POETRY The students get the benefit, The college gets the fame, The printer gets the money, But the staff, they get the blame. Purple C ow. BEAUTY, JOY, LOVE Green stones in a jade comb, Diamonds in the sun, Water in the moonlight,- All of these are one. Singing in the morning, Skipping down the lane, Laughing just at nothing,- These are all the same. Eyes that shine and sparkle, Lips that bend above, Arms that steal around one,- Yes, we call it love. SHALL YOU EVER FORGET The Bardavon? Miss Bent coasting? Llewellyn making the skating pond? Giving Current Events on Monday mornings Military Drill? T he Bungalow teas? Miss Whiteome giving Ucombinationsn? Devils ? In quarantine? Hershey bars? The Hope Chest? The Black List ? Invisiblesn? Is your coat out? The Senior Class? 77

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FRANKNESS PERSONIFIED Kate I love to play guard with you, Melio. MCl1O Why? n't feel so dumb then. QNow you tell one.j SAILING Slipping, tipping, gently wafted By the black winds of the night, Gliding on the golden moon path ln its mystic, magic light. White sails turned to silver cobwebs, Craft, into a thing of dreams,- Is this naught but summer madness, Love, and hope, and gold moonbeams? OUR BASKETBALL TEAM Six little Putnam girls, peppiest ones alive, Doc missed a foul and then there were five, Five little Putnam girls, running 'round the Hoof, Peg over guarded and then there were four, Four little Putnam girls, off on a spree, Hazel didn't butt the ball and then there were three Three little Putnam girls don't know what to do, Flip quite forgot the rules and then there were two Two little Putnam girls, having lots of fun, Someone knocked Henry out, and then there was one One little Putnam girl, trying hard to run, Polly hit the wall, and then there was none. M. H. C., 25

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CAN YOU IMAGINE- Henry not asking for money? Caroline not getting A reports? Virginia Howell grown-up? Nat without Harry's belt? Virginia Smith not studying? Beth without Miss Bent? Rachel Smith on the black list ? Anyone getting A+ in Latin? Sally not in green? Peanuts peanutless? Agnes with a permanent ? Miss Collins here over the week-end? Mary Byxbee with her hair straight? Flip leaving .a piece of cake? Helen Race eating cereal? Melio on time? Harriet Lewis pronouncing correctly? Peanuts. STATISTICS SHOW THAT- The number of peanuts consumed by Peanuts in a year, if placed end to end, would reach from ,Poughkeepsie to New York and back. The amount of money asked for by Henry in one year would pay off Germany's wardebt. The number of Saturdaiy Evening Posts purchased by the inmates of Putnam would furnish reading material for the ,entire army at once. The number of words misspelled by ,Sally and Caroline would, if printed, form a complete dictionary. The number of boxes of candy sent from Putnam to Lincoln Cen- ter would, if combined, make a box equal in dimensions to the Wool- worth building. The number of curlers used at Putnam would provide 123,574 actresses with Mary Pickford curls. COMIN' THROUGH THE HALL Gin a lassie meet Miss Evans, Comin' through the hall, Gin a lassie hear Miss Evans' Sweet but firm voice call, Have you got your rubbers on, lass? And your woolen hose? Very well, then dinna lag, And see you don't get froze ! TEA HOUNDS Won't you,join me in a cup of tea? VVell, you get in, and I'll see if there's any room left. - 2 Ed.: Who's that girl over there? Co-ed: She's Helen Carrs, Ed. :, How is she in a porch swing? Octopus