Providence Technical High School - Review Yearbook (Providence, RI)

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8 THE TECH REVIEW 1928 Can you beat it? I most forgot to tell you. A (jurl is commin to visite us for a whole month. You know, her mother wen to school with my mother. Her ¥ name is Dorethea. Im glad I didn’t think of it before cause it would a spoilt the whole rest of the letter, just thinkin about it makes me sick. Jus wait an sec if I “take her uptown, an show her the hut, an read her my books.” Just watch! Aw wats a use. Your discouraged nefew George. July 28 Dear Uncle George, Doretheas just gone home. Boy! I’m not glad! She’s a regular tryant. You know us fellers hev a club jxiper which we put out every 2 weeks, well I’ll be gosh darn if she didn’t get holt of my printin press an she woodin give it back till we made her a member. Well this is a strictly lx ys club, but what can you do. We couldn’t fine the press any wares so we hat to eniciate her. Well after, she says if we wunted the press to follcr her so we did an it was oncy behind the council in the livin room. Well we was dumfounded. We hed looked in the actic and down cellar an cvcryivarc sept behine that council! So she is a member, or was til 5 min- utes after she left cause we scratched her name off that roll call with our own blood. There was a young lady of Crewe Who wanted to catch the 2:2! Said a porter, “Don’t hurry, Or worry, or flurry, It’s a minute or 2 2 2 2. Bell Hop (after guest had rung for ten minutes) : “Did you ring, sir?” Guest: “No, I was tolling. I thought you were dead.” Jeva do that? You stick a pin in your finger an then squeez it. yer finger I mean an then draw it over the paper. You haflf to be kinda brave to do it, but we arc the bravest guys in this town. Well we thought up the worst ways to eniciate her an finally we got some field mice an let em loost in th hut when she was there. But she didn’t care an instead of scrcamin bloody murder she lafft an 9 sed she had a white nioust to home. Then we blind folded her an led her all over th neighborhood with a kick me sign on her an she didnt care. Dad seys wliot a woman wunts she usually gits, an I guess its true cause she wanted to get in thet club and she got in! We hed a dec! cat we kept for certain majic things like you throw it up in the air three times an you’ll get your wish, but Dorethea told Dad about it cause we wooden tell her our secret code, an he made us berry it. But we bed a swell funeral with flowers an every thing. With luv, George. And then I came to the last envelope which contained a faded telegram. It read: Dear Uncle George: Dorothea and 1 just married. Wish us luck. George. Helen Harbach: “Mr. Hodgkins, I’ve done that example five times.” Mr. Hodgkins: “That’s fine.” Helen: “And here’s the five different answers.” Mr. Hill: “What can you tell me about nitrates ?” Alice McGovern: “Well-er, they’re a lot cheaper than day rates.—Ex.

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