Providence Technical High School - Review Yearbook (Providence, RI)

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TECH R E VIEW 69 as a guide to exploring expeditions. A firm made up of Miss Cambpell and Miss Wat- rous, financed by Miss Kingman, who had fallen heiress to a vast fortune, was manu- facturing “Campbell Kid post cards. Miss Braman’s business ability had led her to be- come interested in real estate and she was rapidly becoming rich, while Presel was the proprietor of a hair goods store. I was just reading Smith’s half-page ad. concerning his new fad drink. Bottled Watermelon Juice, when I heard a heavy step and hearty laugh behind me. Flick had returned, and after the greetings were over he noticed the paper in my hand. “Ah!” lie exclaimed, “have you been reading about our classmates? Have you heard of Shuman’s success?” I had not. He explained, therefore, that Shuman had succeeded, after years of effort, in producing waterproof hay by grafting the clover and rubber plants together and was now a multi-millionaire. “And Cruick- shank, he exclaimed. “We arc going to open an American branch and he is to be its manager. But come into the other office for a talk.” and I followed his huge form through the doorway, feeling as though I had attended a class reunion. C. M. I). REPORT OF EXCAVATION COMMITTEE April 1, .2506. Latest city excavated. Providence, ancient capital of the State of Rhode Island in the buried land of America. Strange building dug up bearing the name Technical High School. Thought to have been a place for training of the young. April 3, 2506. Found what is believed to have been an in- strument for music in room with the in- scription 3-4 on door. Instrument without doubt dates back to year 1776. Believed to have been used for entertainment of the young. April 4, 2506. Important theory advanced. Found a round box containing small white objects in room with musical instrument. Professor Zyclonman believes musical instrument won- derfully capable of giving forth soothing strains. Round white objects thrown at drowsing students. Proof lies in fact that pieces were found on floor and caught in ledges about room. April 6. 2506. Fashions in hats for many centuries shown in school room. Twenty models mounted on pedestals. Very important collection. Every- one different in size or shape. Probably shows fashions for more than ten centuries. April 7. 2506. Great quantities of cups and flags found. Explanation of cups is that teachers served lemonade to the children on hot days. No explanation of flags, but they were probably captured in battle. New discoveries of inter- est to all civilized world arc promised. R. C.

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