Providence High School - Providencia Yearbook (Providence, KY)

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MARJORIE WESTERFIELD and CLYDE PARSLEY ' Most Popular Boy and Girl

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THE BLACK AND COLD BANNER The'Black and Gold Banner was introduced into our school last year and has become one of the leading organs of the school. The Banner is a bi-monthly paper and it contains news of both the l'rovidence high school and of other surrounding schools. Mrs. Howard Cloys has been the faculty advisor for both years. A new staff is being trained for work next year. The Banner staff consists of: Dorothy Howard, editor in chiefg Helen Hooe, make up editorg Mary Rose Eskind, news editorg Ceorgianna Young., business lnanagerg Dorothy Brown, circulation managerg Delbert Gold., mimeograph operator.

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HUMOR Can You Feature- Peggy Smith dating boys? Mary Rose Eskind in a hurry? Miss Connaway losing her temper? Ira Tabor studying? Wanda Brinson playing leapfrog? Rebecca Baird not primping? A. C. Cowan and D. L. Clayton a thousand miles from home? Dorothy Howard without an out-of-town boy friend? Mr. Ward: 'Do you play golf? ' Miss David: 'Dear me, no, I don't believe I should even know how to hold the caddief' Trigger: 'Say, Mister, do you haul garbage? Man: 'Sure, get in. DuRex: 'What shape is a kiss? Leota: 'A-lip-tickle Qellipticallf' Carroll: 'What 'yu doing? Evelyn: 'Nothingf' Carroll: 'Need any help? Cokie: 'I was going to buy a four bit hand- kerchief but I didn't. Mary Virginia: 'Why didn't you? Cokie: 'I decided it was too much to blow in. Mrs. Piercy: 'Students, I am dismissing you ten minutes early today. Please go out quietly so as not to wake the other classes. Gilford: 'My girl friend is temperamentalf' Tabor: 'I know what you mean-ninety-nine per cent temper and one per cent mental. Wimpy: 'What animal is satisfied with the least nourishment? Tifus: 'The moth, it eats nothing but holes. Miss Connaway: Bill, translate rex fugit. Bill: 'The king flees. Miss Connaway: 'No, you must use has with the perfect tense. Bill: 'The king has flees. Darrell Babb fat football banquetl: 'I assure you this was wholly unexpected on my part. If you will excuse my lack of preparation, I would like .to tell a story - A. C.: 'Don't worry, you have already told one. 'Well, said Sam, 'what did you say to that new girl last night? Eh, stammered Pups, 'I asked her if I could see her home and she said she would send me a picture of it. Mr. Ward: 'When do the leaves begin to turn? Dale: 'The night before graduation. Mrs. Green: 'Hurtus, what are the principal parts of the verb skate? Hurtus: Skate, slippery, falls, and bumptum. Mr. Thompson lin geometry classlz Charles, what is space? Charley: Ah, I have it in my head but I can't express it. Mr. Keller: 'F. E., what is the idea of coming to school with your hair uncombed? F. E.: 'No comb, sir. Mr. Keller: Well, why didn't you use your father's comb? F. E.: No hair, sir. Mr. Thompson: 'A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer. Marjorie: 'That's why I flunked your last test. Leo: 'Did you go over to see Mary Virginia last night? Gilford: 'I did not. After I'd walked two-thirds of the way, I was too tired to go a step farther, so I turned around and walked home again. Tommie Thompson: Ah, Marie! You are just as beautiful as you ever were and I'll never forget you. Marie Brill: 'And you Tommie, are just as big a liar as you ever were but I'll always believe you just the same. Jack Tapp: Sweetheart, if I'd known this tun- nel was so long, I'd have given you a kiss. Opal: 'Gracious, wasn't that you?' Marjorie W.: 'I never knew till I started driving that profanity was so prevalent. Georgianna: Why, do you hear much of it on the road? Marjorie: 'Why, nearly everyone I bump into swears dreadfully. In an assembly one morning, Clyde Parsley of- fered Miss David his seat. She fainted. On recover- ing, she thanked him. Then Clyde fainted. Isabel McDowell and Charles Gass were sitting on a park bench in the moonlight. With a sudden bit of fervor, Charles said, 'Darling, while we are here in the moonlight, I would like to ask you - Isabel said, Yes, dear, go on. Then Charles finished-'If we could move over a little: I'm sitting on a nail. Darrell Babb: Is this dance fonnal or can I wear my own clothes? Dale: 'I hate women, and I'm glad I hate 'em, 'cause if I didn't hate 'em, I'd like 'em and I hate 'em. Cokie: 'I don't think I should get a zero on this exam paper. Mr. Thompson: 'I don't think so either, Cokie, but that's the lowest mark there is.