Proctor High School - Proctorian Yearbook (Proctor, VT)

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Another member of the class to win an award recently is Senator Louise Olney. who for her brilliant work on the crime investigating committee was named Miss Coconut by the natives of an African province called Dicky- land. Next to be questioned by the committee was Myrtle Slqetne. She has been accused of caring for :1 communist In her OiDay and O'nght Hospital in Biiiyviile. No one could tell the committee the whereabouts of jamee Casey until the president of the Take Note Club. Pat May. explained that she now resides in London. England. where she is the caretaker For Big Ben. Speaking of the Take Note Club. as we just were. we found upon investigating. that Pat Mayr organized it All the members write notes to each other daily. Just like xchuol. we'd say. One of our classmates, Clarence Capman, is being held as a suspicious character. It seems his book, How to be a Scientist in Ten Big Explosions, or Bang. is being looked over by the committee For possible military secrets. From the scientific world we turn now to a member of the romantic World, Ray Maloney. Ray has finally achieved his iifer ambition. He is the golf pro at the country club now situated in Stiles Meadow. The committee was very much disturbed by the sailing of Dolores Ward recently. Pugsibly she wishes to eseape questioning! She is now sailing the Seven Seas on her own yacht with her crew of L'il Guy and her husband. While we are an the subject of water, Tommy Yahunovich is in the water Held also He has Finally achieved his greatest desire. He is now in charge of the Miss America Pageant in Atlantic City. When the committee wished to investigate show business for possible sples, Nina Giancoia Was one of the ones questioned. it seems Nina has the feminine role in the new musical, It's Ralph She is very enthusiastic about the leading man! Another Former classmate in show busine5s is Eli Mazut He has just returned from a tour of military hospitals with his company, Pat. Incorporated, which has given comedy acts for patients. Everyone in Washington is Wondering why Senatdr Marshall Fay got the job as committee chairman. It seems he has just completed a survey on Girls. Since that topic couldn't possibly have anything to do with crime, he was given the job. Typical of government. we'd say! Lomse OLNEY MARSHALL FAY

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New hours should be set for school! wuth school me eight'hftecn t0 eightttwenty and recess from eight'twentv to three'seven. Also Christmas vacation should run from New Year's to Christmas, Instead of from Christmas w New Year's. A secret bar might be installed in the shop for thirsty boys, said hat to dlspense, of course. soft drmks only. There may he a few other thmgs; but as we said before, we don't hhe to complain. Besides we hke everythmg just the way it is---well. nearly everythingenuw that we,re graduating. JEANETTE POMAINVILIE LLOYD ANDERSON ROGER NELSON gem gahlfecy TIME: 1961 PLACE: Before the Senate Investigating Committee, Washington. D. C. SETTING: The roam is verv crowded; and the members of the class of 195! are all sittin ore the chairman. Senator Marshall Fay. and his verv capaEIe aid, Senator Louise Olneyt PtraposE: To En out whether the members of the clasx of 1951 are loyal American citizens. The following testimony has been glVCIT Although he at first refused to answer any questions on the grounds that it might incriminate him, the committee has Found out that Lloyd Anderson is now a special agent who IS terrorizing the Kremlin Into saying yes For the first time in Fifteen ears. Next to testi y was Myrtle Burgess who said she is an actress in a play now appearing on Broadway. Her favorite role is that of a lady from Brooklyn. Sus icion was aroused when Frank Mazut stood up to speak. It seems Frank's ship ran a round on a coral reef near a South Sea island some time ago; and Frank spent a 1 day with binoeulars, watching the island girls dance. Another sailor, Lenny Nelson, was unable to testify, as he was in a hosPItaI in California recovering from injuries sustained when he fell from a plank while boarding ship. Ruger Neison has stated that his income tax is all paid. Roger has just returned home after winning the Indianapolis Speedway races for the fourth time. He says. Practice makes perfectt News has reached us that Marllyn Nelson has Finally received her driver's license, but after ten years the new Dodge is hardly recognizable. Jeanette PomaIHVille has recently bought the castle. The committee tried to get her to admit an atomic bomb project. but she uses the castle building only for the storing 0f. the new jet'engine school buses. Karen Oscatsnn has Just produced :1 new car called the Kivistumohtle. She has also tried LIering it? Because of this, wltnesses insist she is an enemy subarea: agent. e committee has found that Elste Monahan is now married. It's hard to believe. but she has two of the quietest children! They must take after their father. the newly appointed Ambassador to France. Who is thus new ambassador? Why. it's Gary Fay. or Former class president! It must have been his Fluency in French that won him the appoint ment.

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